Can Gacha Turn You into a Drama Queen?

A certain forum:

Question: Can drawing cards turn you into a drama queen?

Answer: I don't know if it turns other people into drama queens, but it definitely turned me into one.

A certain livestream suddenly went live.

Strange things and people appeared in it.

A cold Sword Sovereign in blue, as lofty and icy as a snowy mountain.

The Sword Snow Young Master, usually a calm, refined gentleman, but around a certain person, he turned into an irritable guy who snapped at everything.

A villainous-looking puppet master who loved confessing his feelings while holding realistic-looking organs.

Everyone watching the livestream was stunned.

Perhaps it was the gossip about the people on the stream, or perhaps it was the fact that cultivation really existed.

Author's note:

No romance, and nobody's secret identity is revealed.

There'll be things like killing yourself, loving yourself, arguing with yourself, and cuckolding yourself.

I'm a rookie, so feel free to point out anything wrong.

I like secret identity stories, so I decided to write one myself.

Please leave a paw print after reading, or I'll really cry.

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Theme: You'll turn into a drama queen.