[Quick Transmigration] I've Been Trying Not to Be the Big Brother for Years

Chen Muyao is chosen by the Wish Fulfillment System, but it has a rather questionable personality, rambling incoherently and mixing everything up.

Before transmigrating, the little deer in her heart had already died.

After transmigrating, this older brother is exactly my type!

World One: You Were a Talented Young Man, So How Did You Become My Big Brother?

Chen Muyao: I have a rather wicked idea to share with you.

Hua Qitong: I won't be your little brother.

Chen Muyao: Fine, darling.

World Two: Master Goes Through a Trial

Chen Muyao: I'll call you Master, and you can call me Big Brother. We can each use our own titles.

Master: Stop fooling around. That would mess up our seniority. How about we meet in the middle?

World Three: The Charming Thief Who Wins Hearts, Only to Become a Legend Herself

She disguises herself as a man and swears brotherhood with him.

Chen Muyao: Now that we've sworn brotherhood, you'll have to acknowledge me as your big brother, right?

The Fragrant Commander: If Brother Chen were a woman, I imagine she'd be stunning. What a pity.

Chen Muyao: There's no need to pity me. I have everything you want.

World Four: You Can Have the Broken Saber, If I Can Have You

By chance, Chen Muyao wins the Dragon-Slaying Saber.

Zhang Wuxia: Cult Leader, please return the treasured saber to me.

Chen Muyao: Acknowledge me as your big brother and I'll give it to you.

World Five: I'm a Professional at Faking Accidents

Ale runs into Chen Muyao while following a gambler and knocks her over.

Chen Muyao: Sorry, but I'm going to make you pay for this.

World Six: Officer, Come Meet Your Future Girlfriend

An officer is injured while on duty and goes to the hospital for treatment.

Chen Muyao: Hello, my future little brother. I'm your attending physician and your girlfriend.

Officer: Doctor, I think you should examine yourself.

Content warnings:

1. The heroine only uses her special advantages on the characters. Her golden finger isn't particularly powerful.

2. This is an old-fashioned, melodramatic story, written purely for love of it.

Below are previews of an ancient-style romance and a completed, slightly unhinged BL story. Feel free to take a look.

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Romance preview:

Su Zique has a secret: she fears having too much contact with men. Though she is a skilled doctor, a doctor cannot cure herself.

Past the age when most women marry, she is terrified of getting married. To avoid an arranged marriage imposed by the court, she disguises herself as a man, hoping to fool everyone. But she is exposed on the spot. Trembling, she points at the county magistrate on the street, whom she once rescued, and says, "He's my husband."

Yan Wenqing looks at her innocently. "I... am supposed to have a wife?"

Despite being married in name only, the two live more like neighbors, communicating through a speaking tube and ringing a bell whenever they need something.

Everyone knows the newly appointed county magistrate married a pretty ornament whose hand he can't even touch. Many women have their eye on Yan Wenqing, who is accomplished in both letters and martial arts. The prefect thinks highly of him and intends to make him his son-in-law.

Afraid the magistrate might fall for a woman throwing herself at him and abandon her, Su Zique secretly arranges to send her rivals away. Yan Wenqing catches on and lightly taps her head with a twig, smiling. "So, little girl, you want to keep the title of legal wife all to yourself?"

Su Zique is at a loss for words. "Don't talk nonsense. I'm only worried that the magistrate's work might be affected."

Yan Wenqing gave his heart to her from the moment she saved him, but his wife in name only keeps pushing him away.

Knowing about her condition and situation, he deliberately appeared on the street that day, making sure she would see him, and took a chance on fate.

Knowing she only felt at ease when practicing medicine, he deliberately got injured again and again, using it as an excuse to get close to her.

One day, Su Zique helps Yan Wenqing, pretending to be drunk, back to his room. Looking at her gentle, sleeping husband, she is inexplicably moved to kiss his face. Blushing, she smacks her lips. "So my husband tastes sweet."

Yan Wenqing smiles and pulls her into his arms, wiping the sugar crumbs from the corner of her mouth. "Little girl, who's sweeter, me or candied hawthorn?"

Later, rumors spread that the county magistrate married a beautiful young woman while reporting to the capital. Meanwhile, a marquis she had never met insists on marrying Su Zique. As she tries to escape, a sedan chair carried by eight bearers blocks her way, and a group of guards bow and address her as the marquis's wife.

Su Zique: I'd rather die than marry!

Yan Wenqing steps forward with a smile. "Madam, it's too late to call off the wedding now."

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Completed BL story:

Yuan Pai somehow transmigrates into the novel his younger sister wrote while editing it. To find a way home, he follows the conventions of romance novels and keeps pushing the heroine toward the domineering CEO. But the plot seems to veer further and further off course, and the CEO's pampered little wife turns out to be Yuan Pai.

Help! What kind of ridiculous plot is this?

At first, Gu Jinzhou is out of his mind, spouting the usual domineering CEO lines like, "You're playing with fire!" and "Damn it, you're mine!"

He even keeps pulling Yuan Pai into all sorts of wall-pinning poses.

Yuan Pai puts on his professional smile. "Pah! I'm no delicate heroine."

Thanks to all the corrupted text, Yuan Pai believes he's in a romance novel until he discovers that he's actually the CEO's original spouse, while the heroine is merely the ultimate support character. His mental state collapses.

Worst of all, the damn CEO stirs up the deepest secret hidden in his heart. Gu Jinzhou reminds him more and more of his old rival, Gu Pei, and Yuan Pai completely loses it.

Seeing the CEO's look, as if he wants to devour him whole, Yuan Pai shoves a cushion into his arms. "Give up. You can't beat the person I hold dearest in my heart."

Gu Jinzhou: I hate it when you act like a block of wood!

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Gu Jinzhou is a powerful CEO who routinely leaves people swooning and wanting to throw themselves into his arms, yet he still can't win over his own secretary.

As he tries to win him over, the tangled, melodramatic feud between the Gu and Yuan families comes to light.

He has a secret he doesn't dare tell anyone: he is Gu Pei, and he transmigrated into the book alongside Yuan Pai. First, he wants revenge for Yuan Pai leaving without a word all those years ago. Second, he is determined to make Yuan Pai fall for him and become his wife.

But the idiot thinks he's looking for Cinderella, and keeps bringing him support characters who haven't even put on setting spray. Gu Jinzhou pushes them away in disgust and takes Yuan Pai for himself first.

Gu Jinzhou puts the terrible food he's made himself in front of Yuan Pai. Its appearance makes Yuan Pai want to run for his life, but Gu Jinzhou pins him down on the sofa.

He grins wickedly. "You eat it, or I eat you. Pick one."

Yuan Pai: Is there another option?

Gu Jinzhou: Hurry up and fall for me.

Theme: You should always have dreams, and the most important thing in life is to be happy.