The Goofy CEO Insists on Calling Me His Wife

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Business magnate Ying Zaizhou hits his head. When he wakes up, he believes he's the seme in The CEO's Darling Wife Runs Away While Pregnant [ABO].

He thinks of the "darling wife" who transmigrated into this world, accidentally slept with him, and fell in love with him at first sight. Now she's raising their child alone and struggling to make a living.

He says: I have to bring them back as soon as possible. My person shouldn't have to suffer like this.

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Bian Yunluo is a teacher who always wears gold-rimmed glasses and exudes an aloof, chaste air.

While taking his young nephew to buy study guides, he runs into a man in a suit who seems to be a lunatic.

The man hugs his nephew, his eyes shining with what Bian Yunluo calls "idiocy." "This kid looks just like me. Since you love me so deeply, I've decided to give you a proper title."

Bian Yunluo assumes the man has something wrong with his head. He never expects that, from that day on, a big, idiotic wolf will follow him around.

His nephew is doing homework.

Ying Zaizhou: Great! My son should be going to university at six, trading stocks at ten, and building a business empire at twelve!

Bian Yunluo: Have you not woken up from your dream?

Bian Yunluo has a cold and is hooked up to an IV.

Ying Zaizhou: You must be going into heat. Don't use those things that harm your body! I can bite you instead. Come beg me.jpg

Bian Yunluo: ???

They run into someone who used to bully Bian Yunluo.

Ying Zaizhou pulls out a water gun: I'm going to secretly take him out tonight!

Aloof, chaste bottom x goofy, funny CEO top

Note: This is a normal world where same-sex marriage is legal. There is no ABO in reality. The top just made it all up because his brain is broken.

Theme: Someone will always be able to see the light shining within you.