Next up: What Exactly Is the Poor Little Thing Picked Up by the Exorcist? Answer: A clingy, green-tea esper gong
Blurb:
Su Jianshen was born with an extremely yin-heavy fate and was plagued by ghosts, so his wealthy parents abandoned him at the entrance to a Taoist temple.
He became a genius of Taoist arts, and after turning eighteen, he had to leave the mountain to walk the yin path.
One kind of yin walking involves telling fortunes for ghosts and helping them fulfill their unfulfilled wishes from life so they can move on to reincarnation in the underworld in peace.
Headless ghost: "I want to find my head."
Eyeless ghost: "I want to see again!"
Single ghost: "When will I find a partner?"
Su Jianshen never gets a reading wrong. More and more ghosts come to him, and his reputation in the underworld soars!
One day, a handsome ghost with the bearing of an overbearing CEO comes to ask about his romantic fate.
Su Jianshen casts a divination and freezes. The result points to himself, and it's an unparalleled, extraordinarily auspicious match.
No, he doesn't want to marry a ghost!
Su Jianshen objects: "Sorry, there was a bug in my reading!"
The Great Emperor of Fengdu: "There can be bugs in fortune-telling?"
Su Jianshen: "Yep." He makes the readings, so he makes the rules.
The Great Emperor: "Pick an auspicious wedding date." Doesn't matter. This Emperor is getting married.
Su Jianshen: "Where's your face?"
The Great Emperor: "I have a golden face, a silver face, and another..."
Su Jianshen rolls his eyes. "The underworld psychiatric ward isn't here."
The Great Emperor: "..."
Su Jianshen quickly makes a name for himself in the living world too, telling fortunes and driving out ghosts. Wealthy families compete to hire him to dispel evil, inspect their homes, and read their luck and fate.
In particular, the top-tier stars among the rich and powerful proudly declare that this gifted young fortune-teller is their beloved son.
Su Jianshen says coolly, "We aren't close. Don't bother me."
The Great Emperor protectively declares, "Bother him again and I'll hook your souls!"
The couple who abandoned Su Jianshen all those years ago tremble in fear: "..."
Kind, positive, beautiful shou, a jack of all trades
Self-obsessed, wolfish gong, a powerful figure who throws money around to make his darling smile
Please don't scrutinize the occult details. Many elements are the author's own inventions.
Preorder 1: What Exactly Is the Poor Little Thing Picked Up by the Exorcist?
Song Yiqing, son of the richest man in the country, refuses to inherit the family business and spends all his time going to haunted places. He's been able to see spirits since he was little. Not only is he unafraid, he's also learned how to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil.
The prices he pays for his exorcism supplies are beyond what other exorcists can even dream of affording.
Everyone else: We're jealous, but we'll gladly kiss up to him.
One day, a man crashes through the window of the luxurious villa Song Yiqing just bought and collapses into his arms.
From then on, Song Yiqing has a clingy little tagalong: homeless, not very bright, tall and burly but frail, named Xu Chen.
He has to be fed and helped to bathe, and he says he's afraid of ghosts and the dark, so they have to sleep in the same room. Song Yiqing can't get rid of him, so he makes do with taking him in.
Whenever Song Yiqing goes ghost-hunting, Xu Chen insists on coming along. But with his nimble fighting skills, he always does a great job of protecting Song Yiqing.
Once, while exorcising a ghost in an old mansion, Song Yiqing accidentally lost track of him. When he finally found his poor little tagalong, full of worry, Xu Chen was smiling sinisterly. He gave a slight shake of his head, and an evil ghost's head fell off. He curled a finger, and another ghost was disemboweled. He snapped his fingers, and the fiercest ghost was torn in two.
Song Yiqing: "..." So damn cool. I want to kick him!
When Xu Chen saw Song Yiqing looking at him, his eyes filled with alarm. "That's an illusion. What you saw wasn't real." If he stopped acting weak, how would he trick Qingqing into cuddling and hugging him?
Song Yiqing: "..." Sure.
Trying to mind-control me? This guy is strong.
What on earth did I pick up?
He says coldly, "Xu Chen, I'll buy you a durian with a golden pillow."
Xu Chen, who had been pretending to be a weakling, sighs in relief. More tasty food!
But that night, he learns that durian rinds are so sharp they hurt his mouth!
A shou with excellent skills who'd rather fight than talk
An esper gong with maxed-out combat power, who plays the weakling to pursue his wife and is a clingy green tea
The gong isn't human and lacks human intelligence. He may seem a little dim at first, but he learns quickly and soon gets smart.
The gong has an extremely strong healing ability, but he always keeps his wounds visible so the shou will worry and feel sorry for him.
The gong is a green tea. After bullying the bad guys, he'll turn around and complain to the shou that they hit him.
The evil supporting characters, covered in bruises: ???
Preorder 2, fantasy danmei: The Max-Level Celestial Master Becomes the Real Young Master Everyone Hates
He Chu, a genius of the occult arts, is reborn as the real young master of a wealthy family.
The fake young master looks down on him with contempt. His parents tell him to behave and not upset the son they raised themselves. For his welcome gift, the whole family gives him a vicious ghost in his bedroom.
The next day, when He Chu appears looking refreshed, his cruel mother, scumbag father, and fake young master are stunned. They must have hired a ghost that didn't show up!
Qi Yue, a powerful and wealthy businessman, is cruel and twisted. His family keeps pestering him to get married, and he draws the He family in a lottery.
The He family hurriedly hands He Chu over to Qi Yue, while the fake young master, He Lin, gives him a whole package of vicious ghosts.
Qi Yue, meanwhile, coldly hands He Chu a marriage contract.
After they get married, ghosts flit all over the Qi family villa, making it a lively place.
He Chu: "Young Master Qi, that ghost has a nice look."
Fortune-stealing ghost: "You have taste~"
Qi Yue, who can suddenly see ghosts: "Are you blind?"
He Chu: "Wow, that one looks strong!"
Wealth-stealing ghost: "Heh, cut the flattery. I'll swallow you whole!"
With a soft whoosh, He Chu smiles sweetly and crushes the arrogant vicious ghost with his bare hands.
All the ghosts in the villa: "!" Holy crap, this guy is terrifying!
Qi Yue: "..." This person is interesting.
The fake young master who controlled the ghosts suffers a backlash and ends up in the ICU. Later, if he hadn't cried like an idiot and begged He Chu for forgiveness, admitting he was wrong, he might really have died.
He Chu: I was playing with ghosts before your ancestors were even born.
It doesn't take He Chu long to become a big shot in wealthy circles through his own abilities. As he attends more and more social events and occasionally stays out all night, he often feels a chill down his back, as if a pair of angry eyes are watching him unseen.
Qi Yue can take no more. "Do you remember you're a married man?"
He Chu: "Sorry, I really did forget!"
After all, Qi Yue is either away on business or staying at the office, so He Chu has all the freedom in the world.
Qi Yue coldly and mercilessly tears up the marriage contract.
He Chu: "?"
Qi Yue: "I'll make sure you remember today."
He Chu: "!"
A smiling shou who is friendly to everyone and never lets himself lose out
A ruthless, dark-lotus-flower gong
Theme: Good and evil are separated by a single thought. Guide others toward goodness, and save both them and yourself.
To be honest, I regretted buying it. After reading it, I felt that it was inconsistent with the three views in the article. It didn't take human life seriously at all. Except for the protagonist, everyone else was a fool. The character design was also empty. The bad guys changed at will. They were all crazy. Every incident was too ridiculous. Although it was fictional, so many people suddenly disappeared and no one else noticed. Who doesn't have a few relatives and friends? Don't they work, go to school, and socialize? False and empty!
The covers of the big novels are very nice, hahaha. I wonder when the next one will be published (?▽`)
Jade Emperor: Did you burn the wrong incense and go to the wrong tomb before? Is it too late to hold my thigh now?
Go catch bugs when you have time, there are so many bugs
Two fools*^_^*
Hahahaha so cute*^_^*
Together with Hope Xiaoli and Xiao Xiba, hurry up and take the dog
It looks good, but it's a pity that there are no extras
To be honest, I regretted buying it. After reading it, I felt that it was inconsistent with the three views in the article. It didn't take human life seriously at all. Except for the protagonist, everyone else was a fool. The character design was also empty. The bad guys changed at will. They were all crazy. Every incident was too ridiculous. Although it was fictional, so many people suddenly disappeared and no one else noticed. Who doesn't have a few relatives and friends? Don't they work, go to school, and socialize? False and empty!
The covers of the big novels are very nice, hahaha. I wonder when the next one will be published (?▽`)
Jade Emperor: Did you burn the wrong incense and go to the wrong tomb before? Is it too late to hold my thigh now?
Go catch bugs when you have time, there are so many bugs
Two fools*^_^*
Hahahaha so cute*^_^*
Together with Hope Xiaoli and Xiao Xiba, hurry up and take the dog
It looks good, but it's a pity that there are no extras
Woohoo, no extras?
Woohoo, is there any extra story?