[Coming soon: Keeping Myself Alive in Honmaru with Secret Identities. It's right below. If you're interested, please add it to your collection! Thanks for your support!]
When I was eleven, no owl came with a letter for me. At sixteen, I finally met a yellow-haired fox that could talk.
It came from the Time Government, which protects history and upholds justice. The first thing it did was pull a classic QB on me, inviting me to serve as the Saniwa of a Honmaru that had been masterless for ten years.
Overcome by my chuunibyou fantasies, I agreed on the spot, imagining that I had finally become a Warrior of Light in Eorzea and could begin my mission to save the world.
And so my peaceful life took a huge turn.
Troublemaking sword gremlin: "Where'd this weakling of a human come from? Die!"
Me: "You saw the colored contacts and special effects, so get the hell out of here!"
Yokohama lock-picking bandage guy: "Where do you think we should go?" (Deep in his emo, gloom-ridden phase.)
Me: "I'm thinking of grabbing a bottle of soda from the fridge."
Pudding-head apple pie: "Competitive sports are perfectly safe."
Me: "Don't make sweeping statements. Have you ever seen someone hit a tennis ball so hard it punched through a concrete wall? Here, I'll show you the footage."
Hot-blooded red-haired idiot: "Hey, you bastard! Fight me one on one!" (Shouting at his opponent.)
Me: "Don't worry, you'll win no matter what. You're OO's newest light, after all. Not even the childhood friends who dropped into your life from the heavens can beat you."
[Helpful reminders]
1. There will be out-of-character moments, the logic will be all over the place, and the story is told in third person.
2. The heroine is Sakurano. Her personality in this parallel universe is my own interpretation.
3. Daily life and mischief get equal attention. This includes life in a Honmaru with sword gremlins, everyday school life with sporty boys and girls, and an ordinary life with gaming buddies.
--- Here's where the coming-soon story begins ---
Keeping Myself Alive in Honmaru with Secret Identities
(A secret identity story, with everyone harboring unrequited feelings for the heroine)
Blurb:
After five years of clawing her way through the Executive Bureau, Sakuma Itsuki finally earned enough points to exchange for a Honmaru of her own.
The sword gremlins of the Time Government were all beautiful, talented men. She could easily enjoy a life of "a night of passion is worth a fortune, and from now on the emperor never has to attend court again."
But before she could even enjoy the thought for a minute, the Medical Department's examination report arrived. It said she had only one month to live.
Itsuki, having learned she was on the brink of death: "How exciting."
And could someone explain how the Honmaru she'd worked so hard to apply for turned out to be a DARK Honmaru?!
The previous Saniwa had manipulated these sword gremlins with the deepest malice. They had become rule-breakers who refused to play by the book, and their danger ratings kept flashing red at headquarters. One wrong move, and she'd be facing hell difficulty.
Itsuki, standing at the Honmaru's front gate: "Who the hell set me up?!"
The sword warriors of Honmaru 9527, who had been living on the brink of death, finally welcomed a new Saniwa.
From Fox's descriptions, they learned that their new "master" was a frail woman who couldn't carry anything heavy or lift a finger. Apart from her face, she had no advantages.
They all awaited the new Saniwa's arrival, eager to show this naive "master" the darkest evil in the world and make her experience nightmares that would never leave her.
But then...
Who were these people accompanying their "master" to check in, kicking Honmaru to pieces and beating them until they couldn't tell what day it was?
Sakuma Itsuki: "Didn't see that coming, did you? The sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside vampire, the adorable crybaby mermaid, the shamelessly talkative angel, the aloof, arrogant demon hunter... they're all me."
Theme: May every one of us become our own sun.
I feel like the heroine is very sad, everything about her is being pushed away
There is actually a story about the heroine Sakurano appearing?! Okay, big big Modo Modo
No, wait a minute, Bao Ding, what are you talking about (dumb)
It feels like it is written between memories and reality, and I can still understand it after a quick glance. However, there seems to be a Neptune character (personally I feel a bit disharmonious), which is confusing.
I'm so touched that someone likes Sakurano as much as I do
It was so interesting and successfully attracted me. [Covering face and peeking]
Ah ah ah ah my girly heart
The name was very humorous, and the writing style was marked as relaxed, but it turned out to be a beggarly... I cried and felt so wronged 5555
Finally back! Some time ago, it seemed that everything was locked. I was at a loss jpg.
It's unbelievable, because people with natural red hair are like this. Maybe the world is like this. I met a girl with natural blond hair. Every time I saw her, she would follow behind her and blow rainbow farts. I couldn't help but want to touch her every time. I thought she was amazing. I couldn't help but chat with a beautiful girl when I saw her stunned. But I'm not a pervert. I just appreciate beauty. I don't understand why human nature can be so evil. But I was bullied when I was a child. I can't remember the reason.