After All the Members of the Vest Were Killed, I Was Forced to Express My Condolences to Myself

[Completed, extras are piled in the column] Copywriting of this article When Nishimiya Yuzuki, a graduate of the vest system, succeeded and retired, the system suddenly disappeared, and the vests who played relatives and friends blew themselves up one after another and died unexpectedly. And he also has to take the initiative to organize the funeral as a "relative and friend". Facing the compassionate and loving gazes of countless people... Nisigong Yuexiao closed his eyes. Funeral, funeral, funeral. He forced himself to express his condolences. —— When the news of the unexpected death of his "brother", a young genius magician, shocked the whole of Japan, Nishimiya Tsukihi was squeezed among fans and reporters, listening to countless people's sincere essays, wishing he could dig out his three rooms and one living room. His young tamer looked solemn: "This matter is very suspicious. There may be a conspiracy." Nishimiya Tsukimu: Kaito, wake up! The cause of death of this vest was really an accident—— … When the editor of "Friends" was shot dead in full view of the public, Nishimiya Tsukihiro was already numb. He was very skillful in collecting and burying corpses, skillfully using onions to fake crying, and skillfully talking to everyone. Congwen's odsk, Teacher Natsume, and colleagues handed over handkerchiefs with sad faces: "It was us who failed to protect him." Nishinomiya Yuenan (numb face): No, it's me, the lonely star of the evil spirit. … When the winery boss's vest, which he hadn't used for a long time, died suddenly, Nishimiya Yuzhi's tears were subconsciously prepared... He paused. Ahhhhhhh this vest absolutely, absolutely cannot die! —— After all the "relatives and friends" finally received their lunch, Nishimiya Tsukihi breathed a sigh of relief and looked at a certain bandage placement machine that had been accompanying him. It was impossible not to be moved: "Why don't we break up?" Zai (Star Eye): "When will it be my turn to get the Tiansha Lone Star buff!" Yue Ming: It's getting cold, so let's break up. #Do you love me or my buff# —— Small theater: When he was relaxing, Nishimiya Yuezhen accidentally showed some habits that only vests have. He was wailing in his heart that he was going to lose his horse, he was going to lose his horse—— results. "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is so miserable, he has already lived like them..." Nishimiya Yuenan:? ? ? —— [Tips before reading] *The plot will be changed a lot *Brainless cheating, the vests are all super Su Shuang cheats, and then they all die without exception (...) *Cp slaughter. ——Advance payment 1—— "The Undersea Adventures of Little Jellyfish" Tang Glaze is a very small lighthouse jellyfish, translucent, like a strawberry-filled jellyfish. After saving a dying human, he was forced to return to his polyp state and sleep. … Most marine life is simple and beautiful. Tang Glaze helped hermit crabs find suitable conch shells, helped turtles remove parasitic barnacles on their backs, chatted with clownfish cleaner shrimps in the coral bush, and made countless friends. He wanted to find his way home, but the jellyfish was small and swimming slowly, so he became a lonely strawberry candy in the ocean. The little jellyfish met a lone mermaid again. The mermaid has gorgeous silver scales and deep blue eyes. She looks clumsy and is unfamiliar with how to swing her tail. Tang Glaze taught him how to wag his tail, told him where there was abundant food, and was very worried about the mermaid's survival. But mermaid friends seem to be a little different from other underwater creatures. He is flexible and good at fighting, dares to challenge the most terrifying sharks, and unites the mermaid clan in the shortest time. The little jellyfish who lived in the Mermaid Palace in a daze held the super luminous pearl handed to him by the Mermaid, and a "?" Slowly appeared above his head. …… "I heard that there is a young human lord on the east coast. He is strong but cruel." The little jellyfish pulled his mermaid friend and warned carefully, "Don't be like the mermaid in the fairy tale, who grew legs for love and then turned into foam." The youngest mermaid clan leader in history, the strongest lord on the east coast, the hybrid mermaid who grew a tail for love, Shen Jixiao:... He looked at the little jellyfish floating in the fluorescent blue sea, with infinite tenderness in his blue eyes: "I listen to you." ——Advance payment 2—— "The Apocalyptic Adventures of Pudding Cat" Star calendar year 3199, the 59th year of the end of the world. Human beings have become accustomed to the attacks of mutant creatures that come from time to time. Fighting and death can never stop. In order to cope with the rapid evolution of mutant creatures, the base had to take great risks, capture samples, and start a biological experiment that had never been attempted before. Pudding is the last experimental product born in the laboratory. … The experiment was urgently stopped. At that time, Pudding was sitting in a completely isolated glass box, not understanding why the two-legged beast in white clothes was running around outside. I don't know who knocked over something, the machine malfunctioned, and the glass that trapped Pudding cracked a crack in the explosion of sparks. A good time to escape. But it was frightened, meowed a few times, and huddled into a ball of melted pudding in the corner, almost turning into a ball. … It flows from the cracks. The sweet aroma mixed with the taste of caramel did not attract anyone's attention. The little Pudding looked at this extremely huge world and only felt the noise of those moving guys and the noisy screams. Cats don't understand, cats don't understand, cats are afraid. It trembled and hid for a while, wondering why those guys running on all fours would bite anyone they saw. Blood spread across the cold white metal floor. It smells bad. It jumped on the table and meowed weakly. The mutated monster stopped. … I don't know when the radio was turned on, and a thin cat meow came out. Then all the monsters in the base stopped. … Later, Pudding was picked up inexplicably and held high in front of thousands of people, receiving countless fanatical looks and longing looks. They said. Congratulations. The first spiritual mutant who can appease monsters appears. It's a piece of pudding with a cat's tail and ears. Purpose: There is no free benefit in the world