After the Straight Male Social Animal and the Tentacle Become Partners

Kong Tong, a straight man, a single mother and a recent graduate, is an ordinary social creature. One day, he received a notice from the "Alien Immigration Administration" that the result of the spouse selection form he had filled out in the past was - he was assigned a partner. In other words, he is going to have a wife. The partner's identity form was sent, with red letters written on it: [Race: Cuscuta] [Gender: Male] Marital status: Widowed …… He knows that the good things that come to his wife from heaven will not happen to him. When he was hesitant to give up, he met the other party for the first time - he was long and straight, beautiful and delicate, with sad eyes, looking at him a little timidly. Apart from gender, species and being married, she is simply the wife of his dreams. Very humble and pitiful: "If I can't find anyone to marry, I will be deported..." I almost cried. Kong Tong: "..." If you refuse, you can't say it out loud. After the wedding, I was getting together with my friends. My friend was surprised and said, "How dare you marry me?" Kong Tong thought cowardly. But my wife's last wife died of illness, not from being tortured to death. My wife is so beautiful that she can go out to be a star, but she is willing to be a full-time head at home... A househusband. It looks like it will break at the touch of a touch, it's clingy and sweet, and I have nightmares about it and I cry when I can't find him. How can such a wife live without me? After the party, his wife, wearing a long dress, took him home after he was drunk, but she showed a sad expression: "They said, don't become your wife's plaything." Kong Tong was so panicked: "You, you are my wife, you should play... Play with me..." He is indeed a straight man. But his wife is so pitiful, how can she not comfort him? He gave his first kiss, and then was played with by his wife's tentacles. Kong Tong: "..." The beautiful wife posted: "Husband, you are so kind..." The wife said, husband, don't play with bad friends. The wife said that her husband refueled seven times a night. The wife said, husband, husband, where are you going to escape to? …… Kong Tong felt that he had predicted how his wife's last husband died. Before his kidneys ran out, he hurriedly went to the Immigration Bureau to go through the procedures. But unexpectedly, he saw his wife's last marriage application, with his name clearly written on it. He was stunned and asked his wife who was chasing him: "What is going on?" The wife gasped for breath, holding her arm with him and said in a timid tone: "Even if I kill you, I will resurrect you and get married again." That's it, that's it. He loves me so much. So he went home in a daze and saw his wife in the kitchen, wearing only an apron. Life was still so peaceful and happy. Kissing, hugging, and being pressed against the counter. Trembling with heat, he accidentally kicked open the cabinet door, and the tentacles hidden in the cabinet threw down the ropes, handcuffs, and blindfolds. The wife was shocked: "Honey, I didn't hypnotize you!" Kong Tong: "..." Save, save—— Purpose: Cherish life.