My Lover Is Always Making Trouble for Themselves

[New upcoming novel: My Hubby Has the Script of a Tragic Romance. If you love melodramatic angst, come take a look!] Also known as: When Will My Lover's Brain Get Better?! Here is the blurb: Ji Yan and Fu Siyuan have been married for two years. Their relationship is harmonious and loving, and they're practically a model couple. But after a car accident, Fu Siyuan's brain goes haywire. He sits out under the moon at midnight, saying he needs to absorb spiritual energy and shatter the void. He pricks his finger and draws talismans, saying he wants to become Ji Yan's lifelong Dao companion. He acts meek and submissive, claiming to be a secondary husband, a concubine's son. And most importantly, when he looks at himself in their wedding photo, his expression is sinister and his gaze vicious, as if he's looking at the enemy who stole his husband! One day, Ji Yan comes home to find Fu Siyuan sitting on the sofa, his figure hidden in the shadows. He quietly asks, his meaning unclear, "Ji Yan, do you like me as I am now... or the way I was before?" His long, slender fingers have turned bluish-white from gripping too hard, and his eyes stay fixed firmly on Ji Yan. Ji Yan cautiously answers, "The way you were before." After all, back then he didn't have to drink goji berry tea every day to protect his kidneys. At his words, Fu Siyuan's eyes turn as deep as an abyss. Ji Yan jolts and immediately changes his answer. "The way you are now." Fu Siyuan smiles bitterly. "Will I always be unable to compare with him in your heart?" Ji Yan: "...Please, just try to act normal!" Fu Siyuan continues, caressing his own face. "I'm your lover on the side, the secret, perfect third party you can bring into the light. But I really think I'm better suited to you than he is." Ji Yan takes a few steps back and thinks weakly: When will his brain get better?! I can't live like this! Top's perspective: Fu Siyuan accidentally possesses someone else's body. From then on, he is as lowly as an ant, occupying a life and love that don't belong to him. Still, he hopes Ji Yan will truly fall in love with him. Warnings: There is only one top from beginning to end. It's always been him. The top really does have a bad brain. He's a silly, completely lovesick top! The author is terrible at writing plots and won't be doing any career-focused storyline, so the novel is mostly about the two of them being all over each other. **********[Upcoming bottom-centric novel: My Hubby Has the Script of a Tragic Romance]********** Nan Jingxing and Ye Jingzhi enter an arranged marriage. His partner is a gentleman from a family of equal standing, and they spend a year treating each other with respect. Nan Jingxing is quite satisfied with this loveless marriage. But after an accident sends him into a virtual world, he discovers that his taciturn partner's terminal is full of tragic romance plots, and his head is full of melodrama. He's a lunatic who forces love on people, a lover treated as a substitute, an abandoned spouse. There's even another personality fighting to get the most tragic script, loving with reckless abandon and threatening to die over it. Script One: The melodramatic substitute script. On the day Ye Jing gets married, everyone in their circle attends. The young man standing beside him smiles at Ye Jing and calls him by someone else's name. Ye Jing's expression doesn't change. He simply answers. Some busybody knows that the young man beside him is calling him by the name of Ye Jing's deceased younger brother. To keep that young man, Ye Jing has turned himself into someone else. The young man being kept, Nan Jingxing: I never thought you'd even imagine yourself as a substitute. Script Two: The abandoned spouse script. (Two split versions of the top.) When Nan Jingxing becomes single again, a crowd of CP fans rejoices, raising banners and hoping the [Ye-Nan CP] will get back together. At a show, movie star Ye smirks at the host. "Divorced? When was Jingxing ever married? We just had a relationship." A few minutes later, a hot search appears on StarNet. A powerful figure from a mysterious family posts a picture of a ring with the caption: The thing you once put on my finger yourself. Anyone with eyes can tell it's a response to movie star Ye. New love and old flame appear together, acting out a live battle for one person. The onlookers watch the drama unfold, trying to piece together who Nan Jingxing loves. Trapped in the love triangle, Nan Jingxing calmly thinks: I can't even handle one of them, and now there are two? Let this world end already. Script Three: Childhood friends can't compete with a new arrival. When Ye Jingzhi sees Nan Jingxing again after many years, their friends tell him, "It's not uncommon for an Alpha to get together with another Alpha. You grew up together, and he's still single. Go confess to him!" Ye Jingzhi smiles without saying anything. Only he knows that Nan Jingxing has been single all these years because he can't forget his first love, an Omega, who died at Ye Jingzhi's hands. The man who can't forget his first love, Nan Jingxing: Wait, let me figure out what this ABO setting is first. Ye Jingzhi: I was born evil, obsessive, twisted, sensitive, extreme, and rotten to the core. I know you won't fall in love with someone like me. Nan Jingxing: ... Ye Jingzhi smiles. "You don't have to love me, but please don't fall in love with anyone else." After a long silence, Nan Jingxing can't help asking, "Is it illegal where you're from to get a sweet romance script?! At least give me a plot summary!" ****[Upcoming top-centric novel: Fewer Tricks, Please]**** [Gentle, refined young master top + fierce, beautiful bottom] Jiang Yu becomes the heir to the Jiang family at twenty-five. He's sociable and tactful, with a string of prayer beads around his wrist and an air of gentle refinement. Everyone in their circle praises him as a true gentleman. Yan Chen is the young master of Dongcheng, known for his viciousness, volatility, and unpredictable temper. His behavior is notorious for being outrageous. Then one day, Yan Chen takes a fancy to Jiang Yu and announces that he wants to get the refined young master into bed for fun. A friend, eager to watch the drama unfold, says to Jiang Yu, "You know what that guy's like. He always gets what he wants. What are you going to do?" The gentle, refined man avoids answering, running his fingertips over his palm as he thinks of that beautiful face and lets out a quiet laugh. Later, as rumors in their circle grow louder, his younger brother scratches his head and asks, "Brother Yu, does Yan Chen really like you?" Jiang Yu laughs and answers unhurriedly, "Only children talk about liking someone. Adults seduce each other." * [Bottom's perspective] Everyone says Jiang Yu is a refined gentleman. Only Yan Chen sees the ambition beneath that gentle exterior. His lips curl with pleasure as he thinks casually: He especially likes clever people like Jiang Yu who won't stop until they get what they want, because they act just like him, caring only about the result and not the means. What surprises him is how perfectly Jiang Yu suits his tastes. What began as wanting to get him into bed for fun has gradually turned into a need to have him. Only after they'd been together for a long time did Yan Chen finally realize that the prey he'd locked onto had already taken him for prey, too. A post on an anonymous forum suddenly gets bumped to the top as a Hot Topic. The poster writes: I can't stay calm anymore. Reliable news says those two really are together. I'll pay good money for someone in the know to fill us in! 1L: They're really together? I only heard that the one from Dongcheng supposedly fell in love at first sight? 2L: Are you stupid, poster above? You have no idea what that guy from Dongcheng is like, do you? He used every trick in the book, both hard and soft. Anyone who isn't up to his level gets swallowed whole without a trace. 3L: I agree with 2. Their family backgrounds are evenly matched. I thought they'd fight until one of them died. 4L: Couldn't agree more. So which is it, then? Did the Jiang family go bankrupt, or did the Yan family get locked up? 407L: After all this talk, how exactly did those two get together??? 408L: Simple. They both fell for each other's looks first, then wanted each other's bodies. They seduced one another, and ended up falling for each other. Theme: Life is beautiful