Luo Guangxing had been in the entertainment industry for years, but all he had to show for it was a mountain of scandals.
When people saw him bring his five-year-old "little sister" onto a supernatural variety show, they were furious.
"Luo Guangxing must be desperate to get famous! He actually brought a child onto a supernatural variety show? Isn't he afraid of traumatizing her?"
"Luo Guangxing is even exploiting his own little sister. He has no decency. Get out of showbiz!"
Netizens cursed Luo Guangxing while speaking up for his "poor little sister." It wasn't until the show aired that they realized... things weren't quite as they'd imagined.
While waiting to go on, the usually arrogant Luo Guangxing held snacks in both hands, a yellow duck water bottle hanging from his neck, and asked with a big smile, "Little Ancestor, are you hungry? Thirsty? Is your peachwood sword heavy? Let me carry it for you."
Luo Ling, dressed in a Taoist robe and holding a tiny peachwood sword, bluntly refused. "I'm not hungry, thirsty, or burdened."
Netizens: Who calls his little sister "Little Ancestor"? Well... he sure dotes on her.
When they encountered a vengeful ghost, Luo Guangxing promptly crouched down, covered his head, and yelled, "Little Ancestor, save me!"
Luo Ling swung her peachwood sword, and the ghost vanished into dust. "Guangxing is just a child. Don't scare him!"
Netizens: Ha, just admit it, Luo Guangxing. You're Little Lingjiao's useless accessory of a big brother!
The sibling duo that everyone had expected to flop before the show began went viral thanks to their unique way of getting along! Only then did netizens realize that the little girl they'd been worried about was actually a supernatural expert! People lined up to have their fortunes told and ask her for help.
"Waaah, Little Lingjiao is incredible. She helped me find my dog, who went missing a year ago!"
"Little Lingjiao helped me see my late grandma and make peace with never having gotten to say goodbye!"
"Little sister, little sister! Little Lingjiao is the only little sister I'll ever need!"
"She's adorable and makes you feel so safe. Little Lingjiao is the perfect little sister for the whole nation!"
"I hereby announce that Luo Guangxing's little sister belongs to me now!"
As the show neared its end, "Nation's Little Sister" Luo Ling and her accessory of a "big brother," Luo Guangxing, became top-tier stars almost overnight, with endorsements and scripts pouring in.
Luo Guangxing: His Little Ancestor had carried him to fame!
After learning what people online were saying, Luo Ling was baffled. "Guangxing, why does everyone say I'm your little sister? Are you trying to overstep your place?"
Luo Guangxing looked at the real Little Ancestor before him: "..."
As if he had the nerve! If he dared call her his little sister, his great-great-great-grandfather would crawl out of his grave and break his legs!
[Reading Guide]
1. This is a lighthearted, simple story set in a fictional world. Please try not to compare it to reality.
2. The little ones in child-focused stories are invincible. If that bothers you, please read with caution.
3. The story focuses on the supernatural and family bonds. Luo Ling won't date until she's an adult.
4. There are countless great stories on Jinjiang. If this one isn't for you, let's find another.
[Synopsis screenshotted on 2022.8.28]
Here's a story I'm planning to write. If you're interested, feel free to save it to your favorites!
[Promoting the Underworld's Employee Benefits on a Supernatural Variety Show]
The underworld is full of ghosts and short on staff.
Yao Yuling, the underworld's ghost affairs manager, has received an ultimatum from the Judge: if the underworld can't double its staff by the end of the year, she'll have to do eight jobs at once for a single salary.
Yao Yuling: ...The Judge is even more corrupt than Black Impermanence!
She has no choice but to investigate why the underworld has so few employees. In the end, she discovers that the living are deeply prejudiced against the underworld. They never consider working there after death and only want to hurry up and reincarnate.
So Yao Yuling applies for a business trip to the human world, determined to improve the underworld's image and promote its employee benefits!
Full of enthusiasm, she hands out flyers and puts up ads, but nearly gets arrested as a suspicious person.
She then tries using the internet, only to be mistaken for a scammer.
Just when Yao Yuling is about to despair, she sees an ad for auditions for a supernatural variety show.
She realizes this is the perfect chance to promote the underworld. What's more, she can reserve promising guests from the show in advance!
And so...
As the guests diligently work to break the magical formations, Yao Yuling pitches her offer with gusto: "Hey, you seem to have quite a bit of cultivation. How about working for us in the underworld after you die? It's a secure job!"
When a thousand-year-old monster throws its weight around, Yao Yuling casually seals it away. "You've cultivated for a thousand years, but you're still slacking around in the mortal world. Aren't you ashamed? Come work in the underworld instead. You'll even get paid!"
When a vengeful ghost appears, Yao Yuling casually waves a hand and makes it vanish into dust. "Don't get in the way of my benefits campaign! Work in the underworld is easy, and our hundred-year contracts mean you don't have to worry about losing your job!"
Netizens: Yao Yuling is obviously insanely powerful. Why use such an unbelievable persona, promoting the underworld's employee benefits, as her selling point?
It isn't until a famous master posts a photo of his belongings, including an employment contract from the underworld, that they realize Yao Yuling really is the underworld's ghost affairs manager!
Yao Yuling becomes a sensation in the human world, and the underworld's image improves along with her. Its staff triples! What's more, appointments for her readings and fortune-telling are booked five years in advance!
Yao Yuling: The human world is pretty great. Maybe I should just quit the underworld!
Everyone: Weren't the underworld's benefits supposed to be great?
Theme: Believe in science.
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The update is really delayed again.
The end that has been delayed again and again, when will it end?
. . Hey, I have forgotten all the previous plots. You two gay friends cheated on four books together. My heart is so tired.
End. . . . ? !
I tied it, and suddenly I discovered that only 4 chapters were updated this year.
When will the next update be?
Why do you postpone the update again and again? [Hold your cheek]
You have to wait 30 days for blind guessing.
Since there are going to be more updates, you should save the manuscript as soon as possible.
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This is the first time I have encountered such an untrustworthy author. I just told him to forget it if he didn't come out. Why bother asking for leave again and again? Why don't you just explain and refund the money and say no more? Is it so interesting to waste our readers' money, time and emotions? ? ? The point is that two novels are walking together, and it's really about you. The novel was published 22 years ago. It's 24 years old this year.
The update is really delayed again.
The end that has been delayed again and again, when will it end?
. . Hey, I have forgotten all the previous plots. You two gay friends cheated on four books together. My heart is so tired.
End. . . . ? !
I tied it, and suddenly I discovered that only 4 chapters were updated this year. When will the next update be?
Why do you postpone the update again and again? [Hold your cheek]
You have to wait 30 days for blind guessing.
Since there are going to be more updates, you should save the manuscript as soon as possible.
Wuhu ~ no updates for more than a month