We're All Immortals Now, So What's Wrong with Having a Few Exes?

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Yun Xia transmigrates into a background cannon-fodder character in a melodramatic xianxia novel. She can only gain her freedom after completing the entire plot.

Fortunately, she's just a minor cannon-fodder character with only a few lines.

Yun Xia diligently plays her background role, and when she's not following the plot, her only hobby is dating handsome men.

Dating a cool, abstinent little sword cultivator, Yun Xia says, "Baby, the way you act like you want to refuse but can't bear to makes me want to tear your clothes off~"

Dating a pitiful, clingy little demon cultivator, Yun Xia hugs his fluffy big tail, stroking and rubbing against it. "Baby, your tail is so soft and comfy. I want to pet it for the rest of my life~"

Dating a handsome little monk, Yun Xia says, "When are you going to leave the monastery, little monk? I want to cultivate dual cultivation with you~"

System: "Host, aren't you worried this might blow up in your face?"

Yun Xia: "What should I be worried about? I just want to give every handsome man in the world a home!"

Yun Xia follows the plot and dates around, until at last her story comes to an end!

Now free, Yun Xia immediately fakes her death, then starts a new life with the new identity the System gave her.

But when she sees the three men who suddenly appear before her, Yun Xia is on the verge of tears.

Help! My exes have all come looking for me!

Word has it that the aloof flower on the unreachable heights of the cultivation world, the Sword Dao Heavenly Venerable who is just one step away from ascending, has been dumped!

His future Dao companion suddenly disappeared, leaving behind only a breakup letter.

The Heavenly Venerable is going crazy searching for her!

Yun Xia is envious. "Who could have plucked that aloof flower from the heights?"

The demon race has been frequently appearing in the cultivation world. They're said to be searching for their young lord's human wife.

Yun Xia, enjoying the gossip once again: "The young lord of the demon race's wife is a human cultivator?"

An insider reveals, "That's right. I heard she broke up with him because she has a blood feud and didn't want to drag him down."

Yun Xia grins. The excuse this young lord's wife used to break up sounds a lot like hers. They're kindred spirits!

The Buddhist sect's holy son was so beguiled by a demoness that his Dao heart shattered. He nearly fell into the demonic path, and now insists on leaving the monastery.

The entire Buddhist sect hates the demoness with a passion. "That wretched demoness harmed our holy son! She's truly despicable!"

Yun Xia happens to pass by and agrees. "Absolutely despicable. We can't let her get away with it!"

But when the Sword Dao Heavenly Venerable, the young lord of the demon race, and the Buddhist sect's holy son all come looking for her...

Yun Xia, caught in the middle of a love triangle: "Wait, you never told me you had secret identities when we were dating!"

Theme: Creating a better world