After Failing to Ascend, I Just Want to Farm

Cultivation Gazette: If you fail to ascend, what do you plan to do next to cultivate? Ji Xian: I'm done cultivating. I'm going to farm. One year later. Cultivation Gazette: Didn't you say you were going farming? How did your cultivation improve so quickly? Ji Xian, now at Foundation Establishment: Oh, maybe my spirit fields have too much spiritual energy. I really did go farming. Everyone in the cultivation world: Pah! Liar. We don't believe you. A hundred years later. Cultivation Gazette: V-Venerable Ji, how did your cultivation improve so quickly while farming? Could you share your secret with us...? Ji Xian fell silent for a second. Under the expectant gazes of the crowd, he said, “First, you have to fail to ascend...” Everyone in the cultivation world: !! “Then your spiritual sense has to get a crack in it from a heavenly lightning strike, and finally, an immortal seed has to happen to fly into that crack. That way, you'll have a plot of immortal farmland~” Grow a little field. Cultivation and all that is just a passing cloud. If you have time, you can also have a little romance~ Upcoming sweet fantasy romance: "I Swapped Bodies with a Billionaire Hunk". Gentlemen, visit the author's page. Mwah! What's it like to wake up as a man? Song Mian: I never thought that one day I'd be able to pee standing up... Song Mian picked up a jade pendant that looked valuable and brought it home, placing it beside her pillow like a treasure. When she woke up, she had become a man. Looking at herself in the mirror, she thought she looked handsome no matter how she looked at it. She was already prepared to accept the fact that she'd become a man when the jade pendant around her neck spoke. Using a voice she knew all too well, the person on the other end said, “Hello, I'm Lu Qingshi... It seems we've switched bodies.” Lu Qingshi was H City's most eligible bachelor, the dream man of countless young women. Countless rich young ladies and heiresses were desperate to marry him. However, one afternoon, paparazzi staking out the entrance to Fuli Residences photographed a long-haired girl opening the door to Lu Qingshi's home. Song Mian: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, don't make things up! This story is also known as "I Accidentally Became a Male God" and "The Days I Became a Domineering CEO" Upcoming sweet Interstellar romance: "Trying Hard to Be Cultured [Interstellar]" Blurb: Tang Hua, an upstanding young woman from the twenty-first century, transmigrated into the Interstellar era. Faced with an Interstellar society where technology had advanced rapidly but culture had fallen behind, Tang Hua decided to return to her old profession and take up her old trade: writing novels. Armed with a Master System, she took the literary world by storm. But this was what the Interstellar era's internet was like... Tang Hua wrote a food novel. Hater: Author XX stole my recipes. Tang Hua: If you've got what it takes, compete with me in cooking. If you lose, you're my son! Onlookers: Competition! Competition! After finishing her food novel, Tang Hua wrote another story about traditional Chinese medicine. Hater: Traditional Chinese medicine is bullshit. It's all a scam. We have to ban this fraudulent author. Tang Hua: I treated some government bigwig's mental power breakdown with traditional Chinese medicine. He recovered. Don't mention it. Onlookers: This is huge news! I'm excited! Later, Tang Hua wrote an Interstellar novel. This time there were no haters. Instead, it directly started an interstellar war. Before heading to the battlefield, Xie Yan, wearing his battle armor, proposed to Tang Hua with the drive engine of his mecha (its heart) in hand. Tang Hua said, “When you come back safely, I'll think about whether I want to marry you.” Theme: