Slacking Off at the Anomaly Management Bureau

Chi Yi, the lazy group leader of the Anomaly Management Bureau’s worst-performing team year after year, only wants to slack off at work.

While investigating an attack by an anomaly, Chi Yi found a bed in the break room and lay down on it.

Who would have thought there was already a guy in the bed?

The guy even tried to make him take responsibility. “Big brother, you slept with me, so you have to be responsible.”

“...” Chi Yi fished two yuan and fifty fen out of his pocket and handed it to him.

Later, the guy, nicknamed Two-Fifty, was assigned to Chi Yi’s team as an intern. The boss even gave special permission for him not to work overtime on weekends, no matter what.

Suspicious, Chi Yi deliberately went to Qi Liang’s place one Sunday.

Qi Liang was covered in dark matter and knocked Chi Yi down.

That was when Chi Yi learned that a monster appeared on him every Sunday.

Qi Liang: “Brother Yi, this thing wants to eat you.”

Chi Yi: “WTF?”

Qi Liang: “There’s only one way to save us: we have to exchange our microbiomes.”

Chi Yi: “Exchange microbiomes means...”

Before he could finish, the kid had already kissed him...

After that, Chi Yi swore he’d never see Qi Liang on Sundays again.

But through one mishap after another, they kept running into each other.

Qi Liang: “Brother Yi, let’s exchange microbiomes.”

Chi Yi’s thoughts: Is this kid doing it on purpose?

A short-tempered beauty of a lazy bottom who only wants to lie around at home X a loyal puppy top who plays the pig to eat the tiger and has a million tricks up his sleeve

Strong x strong, younger top.

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Blurb:

On his eighteenth birthday, Zhu Xingran was diagnosed with hysteria and admitted to a mental hospital.

There, he saw a new world.

The hallucinations he saw there turned his understanding upside down. He tried to change the course of the story, but gradually realized none of it was an illusion.

The young boy he rescued also stayed at Fengjin Tower.

Zhu Xingran: “Didn’t I get you out of there? Why did you come back?”

The boy: “Boohoo, they caught me and brought me back.”

After several failed attempts, the boy was offered as a human delicacy to the master of Fengjin Tower.

To rescue him, Zhu Xingran went undercover.

But then the boy transformed into a handsome man eight chi tall in the master’s bedchamber and killed the master...

Zhu Xingran: I’m doomed!

Later, his fellow patients from the mental hospital also entered this world. Zhu Xingran became the new master of the tower and stood against this corrupted world.

The patients gathered in a corner of the hospital to discuss their plans:

“Right, let’s take down that XX sect first.”

“Fengjin Tower will unite the world and wipe out the parasitic monsters!”

The medical staff nearby could only shake their heads. “These people are getting crazier by the day.”

The biggest headache of all was that Shi Lan, the handsome man who stood eight chi tall, seemed to have taken a liking to Zhu Xingran.

Zhu Xingran eyed the finger-bone ornaments all over him. “You’re not going to cut off my fingers too, are you?”

Shi Lan leaned close and smiled. “Of course not. I want more than just your fingers.”

Zhu Xingran shivered. Why did he suddenly feel a chill down his back?

A kindhearted, gentle sunshine-type bottom with overwhelming strength X a scheming, dramatic top who says, “Don’t mess with me, or I’ll turn you all into copper wire.”

Strong x strong, original setting, not traditional Lovecraftian horror.

Theme: Become a light and protect the peace of this world!