The little flower spirit from the mountains had peerless beauty, and was whisked off to a talent show as soon as he came down from the hills.
But!
As soon as auditions began, the exasperated show's director sent him straight to the film crew next door.
A pretty vase who can't carry a tune should try acting instead!
The film director: "Really? Thanks!"
The clueless little flower spirit put on colorful robes and looked breathtakingly beautiful.
The cameras started rolling, and the film director, furious enough to smoke, stuffed a big red envelope into the little flower spirit's hands.
A pretty vase with stiff limbs should go work in a factory instead!
The little flower spirit: QAQ
But surely being a pretty little flower is enough!
Wait, why was his mindless kin trembling in that person's hands?
The little flower spirit walked up to the man and said softly, "Um, don't bully the little flower. The little flower is scared of you."
Actually, he was scared too. This guy was so fierce! He was trembling as well!
Huo Yan: ?
The talent show director, contestants, film director, and actors: "Please spare the little flower, sponsor! He's innocent! Don't bully him!"
Huo Yan: ? What did I do?
Some time later.
Huo Yan decided that he ought to do something, otherwise he would be letting down Hua Yujia, who trembled whenever he was near.
PS:
1. The uke is a flower spirit. By nature, he thinks being pretty is all that matters.
2. Everyone dotes on him; he's irresistible to all.
3. The seme and uke are devoted to each other, body and soul.
4. Sweet, sweet, sweet. Everything is in the service of sweetness.
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Up next: Making a Fortune by Spending Money
Wu Chen, an unknown face in the entertainment industry, is the most famous metaphysics master in all of F City.
Countless high-ranking officials and celebrities bring him money to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil, but this metaphysics master doesn't care for money.
The world's hottest top-tier star shows up with three million in cash, and Wu Chen hands it over to a second-rate esports team.
The world's richest entrepreneur respectfully gives him a check for ten billion, and Wu Chen turns around and donates it to an environmental organization.
There's nothing he can do. Only Wu Chen knows that his sect forbids them from keeping money overnight.
Wu Chen sighs and lays his head on the table, crying to an ordinary, handsome CEO: "I'm so poor, ahhhhh!"
The CEO's peach-blossom eyes flicker: "It's okay. I'll catch ghosts and support you."
Wu Chen: "Sure, sure." (He's so handsome and so weak. How can he catch ghosts? I'll do it!)
The CEO: "Mm." (He's so sweet and cute. Why are there so many ghosts around him? I'll kill them all!)
A crowd of trembling ghosts watch as Wu Chen's ordinary-person CEO walks into the Number One Sect Under Heaven, holding a Dark Nether Sword, making all the ghosts and gods of the world tremble.
Wu Chen, meanwhile, bows again and again before the dilapidated ancestral tablet.
At daybreak the next morning, they're back to being an ordinary-person CEO and an unknown face in the entertainment industry.
Then one day, Wu Chen discovers that all the money he spent has come back to him. The esports team wins the world championship, and the environmental organization's research department develops new energy...
Wu Chen: "I got rich by spending money?!"
The CEO: "My wife is going to be richer than me?"
Theme: Hard work matters just as much as good fortune
I should face everything with a peaceful mind. Rather than nuclear peace.
Hahahahaha I met my parents
Paper man-paper man
There are still a lot of places where "" should be added, and there are a lot of typos and there is no progress at all. Many sentences cannot be read clearly, so you don't check them.
I really like this kind of personality, super confident little flower!
Is Bai Bai going missing? (?_?)
Is Bai Bai going missing? (?_?)
In fact, I hope all monsters are good monsters. So, can Zerg be a good monster? Just, not bad, that kind of thing.
For flowers, it's really sad to see roses destroyed.
Hahahahaha, as long as Huahua looks good, that's enough
By the way, why don't you explain the month they disappeared? I feel like I've lost a lot of weight all of a sudden [cheek support]
I should face everything with a peaceful mind. Rather than nuclear peace.
Hahahahaha I met my parents
Paper man-paper man There are still a lot of places where "" should be added, and there are a lot of typos and there is no progress at all. Many sentences cannot be read clearly, so you don't check them.
I really like this kind of personality, super confident little flower!
Is Bai Bai going missing? (?_?)
Is Bai Bai going missing? (?_?)
In fact, I hope all monsters are good monsters. So, can Zerg be a good monster? Just, not bad, that kind of thing.
For flowers, it's really sad to see roses destroyed.
Hahahahaha, as long as Huahua looks good, that's enough
By the way, why don't you explain the month they disappeared? I feel like I've lost a lot of weight all of a sudden [cheek support]