“The person I respect most is Mr. Nakahara, from the same company.
Even though he blasted me into a state of cytolysis when I was just born.
Threw me off a seventy-story building to toughen me up.
Had the boss transfer me from headquarters downtown to the countryside to work undercover.
And, as a celebration, gave me British-made slug-flavored candy...”
“You might as well start respecting Satoru instead.”
The visiting teacher, Senior Geto, stops me reading my essay aloud, then points to the country god sprawled like a cat on the windowsill.
“At least he can give you candy in normal flavors.”
“It's not slug-flavored!”
The sleeping cat suddenly speaks, interrupting his best friend's pitch.
“It's okra slime~ How is it? I made it to imitate those candies. Pretty convincing, right? Hahahaha!”
At that, I punch Senior Geto in the stomach, then grab the cursed spirit he coughs up and stuff it into Gojo Satoru's mouth.
----The above is from Confession Letter: How Did the Classroom Collapse?
Pairing: Chuuya
Upcoming book 1: Cursed by Sukuna
Aoba Chi considers herself the perfect woman, yet in all her past relationships, she always ended up playing the part of a convenient tool.
As if cursed, every man she dated eventually broke up with her for some variation of:
“To save the country.”
“To save the world.”
“To do what must be done.”
They would then thank her profusely, saying, “Thank you for helping me find the meaning of life.”
Determined to maintain her perfect image, Aoba Chi can only offer them her best wishes with good grace :)
Until the man she liked best so far fell victim to the curse too. At last, she'd had enough.
“I get it now.”
“Next time, I'll go straight to marriage, with a life-and-death contract and everything.”
Three months later, she became a widow.
Upcoming book 2: Blessings for Lord Gojo
On the day Xiao Ci gets engaged to Gojo Satoru, he learns of Suguru Geto's whereabouts after his defection and vanishes without a word.
She has no idea how many times he has unhesitatingly abandoned her for other (Suguru) matters.
For all sorts of complicated reasons, Xiao Ci does something for the first time in her life that might make Lord Gojo angry.
She secretly goes to a tattoo shop and has Suguru Geto's name tattooed on the back of her neck!
Then she dies for no apparent reason as soon as she leaves the shop.
Many years later, Xiao Ci comes back to life without her memories. The only ties she has to her past are the tattoo on the back of her neck and the engagement ring on her finger.
So Xiao Ci thinks that this person named Suguru Geto must be her beloved, wherever he may be!
As she agonizes over whether to go find him, she happens to travel out of town for work. In a small alley, she saves a dying man, and the name on the battered student ID he carries is Suguru Geto!
After confirming from every angle that this is indeed the person whose name is on the back of her neck,
Xiao Ci: “Darling!”
Cult Leader: “?!~~~”
Gojo Satoru, drawn by the commotion: “??????”
Theme: Only those who face life with determination can encounter more surprises.
Did Xiaotao hear it clearly? This is the most authentic and complete invitation to die for love!! Don't ever use the original version of "Hongwu Tiao Zazhong" to invite someone to die for love again! That's terrible woohoo!
Points returned? Why are so many of the novels I've been following recently getting points refunded?
I still bought all the articles that I had been cheating on for two months. I hope the author can give me some respect and update them so that I don't regret not reading the pirated articles.
The genuine one is here! The Stitch Monster version is a shame
Taotao will help you with the great reform in the world of magic. Is the white-haired cat happy?
Wow, it's great. I really want to get into Dazai's pussy. Wow. Wow.
Ah ah ah ah ah will definitely be regarded as hantai!!! The combination of Dazai and Satoru is simply super doubled!!!
It was Chuuya's card that was swiped hahahahahaha don't be too funny
Send rotten oranges to the West!
Tiantian~I'm happy la la la