[Western Crossover] Carl Works Every Day to Avoid Destroying the World

I remembered that there are rival ships on Lao Fen Tou, but forgot there are some here too, orz. I forgot that I'm a chaotic evil, switch shipper, but other people aren't, orz. [Screaming] This is Superbat! If you can't handle the ship being reversed, run! There's still time to get away!!! [Voice breaking]

You can't, or at least you shouldn't.

When he arrived in a world where he didn't recognize far too many people at first glance, and the government was launching a nuclear missile at New York, Clark was in a terrible mood.

He gripped the missile he'd intercepted and stared at the White House in the distance, its malice practically spilling out of it. He really wanted to throw the missile right back.

Then he saw the anchor he'd lost to the inexorable passage of time: his Batman.

I still love Earth.

I hate humanity.

But Bruce will always be the exception.

If you're here, I'll never hurt the world you care about.

Basically, Blue Superman, in a blue suit but even more White Superman than White Superman, cuddles, kisses, and carries his Batman around.

This is just me writing whatever the hell I want, with the characters completely out of character and everything falling apart. Don't read if that's not your thing.

Core theme: Heroes shouldn't have to bleed, and they shouldn't have to cry.