The Greatest and Most Vile Love Affair in History

I know Gojo Satoru likes me.

I also know Geto Suguru is always sneaking glances at me.

We hold hands, fully aware that the "friendship" we keep claiming to have is hiding a secret.

In this game of affection, with undercurrents swirling beneath the surface, I ultimately choose Fushiguro Toji.

And so the world is destroyed, and I run away.

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I know Iwasuke hates me.

I also know Iwasuke likes me.

I lean against Yoriichi, calmly watching the conflicted, anguished look on Iwasuke's face.

In this tangled game of love and hate, I ultimately choose Muzan.

And so the world is destroyed, and I run away.

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I know Chuuya will protect me.

I also know Dazai is becoming more and more dependent on me.

I'm unmoved by all their advances. Now and then, right in front of one of them, I accept an invitation from the other.

In this evenly matched contest, I ultimately choose Fyodor.

And so the world is destroyed, and I run away.

Then the world says to me: "You're the one who caused all this trouble?! Every day you do nothing but plot to destroy me. Watch me load a save and send you straight back to a branch point. You won't leave this game until you get a happy ending!"

Now that the world has it in for me, I'm forced to diligently replay the story... But can someone tell me why every single one of them has gone dark in this game?!!!

*The main story is told in third person.

*OOC, with many original settings.

Theme: I wish you happiness.