[My first time writing a pure wish-fulfillment story, and I strayed from the outline, so I've unlocked the chapters. There's no ending, so it's abandoned! But the earlier parts are still really good~ If you don't mind, feel free to give it a try~]
1.
Su Jiuyi, the youngest imperial chef in history, transmigrates into the body of a nineteen-year-old college student.
As luck would have it, the student is majoring in livestreaming and operations.
Su Jiuyi: Just destroy this world. It really isn't working out.
2.
To pass her classes and transfer to a different major, Su Jiuyi, who has no livestreaming experience, has no choice but to grit her teeth and become a food-review streamer.
Then her professional habits kick in, and her very first comment is: "I don't think this restaurant's chef is any good. He's kind of trash."
Her second comment: "That sauce is so good you could mix it with the sole of a shoe. The chef should go mix it with a shoe sole instead."
Those two lines max out her hate meter, and her previously uneventful livestream suddenly becomes a paradise for haters.
"Holy crap, what kind of dangerous thing is that to say?"
"The streamer will say anything to get famous. That restaurant's chef is a master chef."
"Is the streamer trying to get famous by being infamous?"
Before long, insults are flying everywhere, and she's become the only streamer on the entire internet to reach tens of millions of followers thanks to her haters.
Later, a variety show invites her on just to capitalize on her popularity. But as soon as Su Jiuyi finishes giving her review, a hulking contestant comes charging out from the stove, cleaver in hand.
The chef points the cleaver at her. "If you're so good, you do it!"
Su Jiuyi: "???"
Well, don't mind if I do.
Then Su Jiuyi puts on a live demonstration of wok tossing, ladle tossing, pan flipping, and all kinds of fancy knife skills.
The whole world falls silent.
Even her haters have their worldview shattered. "You never said you were this good before you started criticizing everyone!"
The blurb was screenshotted on April 10.
The character design on the cover is from bs. Thanks to the wonderful person at bs who sent me the picture~
Let me recommend my upcoming story: [I'm the Mom of a World-Class Genius]
[1]
When Chu Youning wakes up, she's told that twenty years from now, she'll be divorced and have three children.
And the three people standing by her bed right now are those children.
For an obscure, eighteenth-tier celebrity with no house, no car, no money, a career that's been in a slump for ages, and no ambition to do anything about it, this news is absolutely devastating!
Chu Youning: Has the world gone mad?
To escape this inexplicable biological family relationship,
Chu Youning resolves to find the biological father of her three children, who have traveled back from the future. But then she's told that her future husband, and the children's father, is Jiang Yingbai, a hugely popular movie star.
The very same top-tier star whose fans could drown her in spit, one mouthful at a time?
Chu Youning: ...
Forget it. This world should just be destroyed.
[2]
To avoid getting involved with the top-tier star, and to raise her three biological children better, Chu Youning, who's widely known as a couch potato, has no choice but to get her act together.
But who would have thought that after working hard for over half a year, her career would still go nowhere?
She has the face of a top-tier star, earns the money of an obscure celebrity, and has the fanbase of an obscure celebrity.
Fortunately, all three of her biological children are remarkably successful.
One day, Chu Youning is eating noodles while taking part in a variety show. The TV in the small restaurant is showing the day's news.
A fellow guest on the show suddenly excitedly taps Chu Youning and points at someone on TV. "Look, he's the youngest medical professor at X University, and the star doctor at the best hospital in the country."
Chu Youning glances calmly at the screen. "Oh, that's my eldest."
The guest points to a world champion in the news. "Look, he's the youngest figure skating champion at the Winter Olympics in sixty years, and the first Grand Slam champion in the world."
Chu Youning calmly glances at the screen again. "Oh, that's my second son."
The guest points to a Go champion in the news. "Look at this girl. She's the most talented Go player in the country. She hasn't lost a single game since her debut, and she's a world-class Grand Slam champion."
Chu Youning calmly glances at the screen for the third time. "Oh, that's my youngest daughter."
Her partner rolls their eyes. "Why don't you just say that the whole world is your kid?"
To make things difficult for her, the guest points to the superstar actor Jiang Yingbai in the news. "A popular movie star, a top-tier star with an unrivaled handsome face, more fans than all the other celebrities in the entertainment industry combined, owner of three companies, with assets worth tens of billions. The classic tall, rich, and handsome type!"
This time, Chu Youning doesn't respond.
Her partner mocks her. "Why don't you say he's your son too? You were bragging just fine a moment ago."
Chu Youning replies calmly, "He's not my son."
"Hmph."
"He's the father of my three future children. In other words, he's the dead ex-husband my children talk about."
Her partner: "..."
Theme: Be independent and self-reliant, and live bravely and resolutely.
I only remembered this book after repaying points. It's actually pretty good, so why bother with it?
It's over, I've been fooled, now I'm fooled, why, such a good article should be fooled, what's even more annoying is that I found it on the original completion recommendation list
Walking around, first of all, I declare that I am a pure protagonist control, I have no other intention, I just complain. The more I look at it, the more I feel aggrieved. The heroine is so generous and she lets it go. I can't be petty. In my eyes, both Ji Chen and Ji Shen are quite annoying. Ji's appearance is okay, but later on, I don't want to see the heroine suffer. I am so speechless. I have nothing to say. The heroine lets go. After going down, I got a meal, and I can eat it in the future when I have no hatred. The students became enthusiastic, and everyone got what they wanted. In short, I was the only one who collapsed, but I couldn't help it, and I didn't know what the truth was between me and the novel. I was so outrageous. I walked around, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. I dug a hole and buried myself. Good night, Mrs.
... The knife needs to be sharpened quickly. Sharpening is a technical job and I haven't learned it yet... Sigh, a dull knife is not good for cutting meat... The back of the knife needs to be good to be able to chop the garlic. If you can't peel the garlic, you won't be happy (it's really troublesome to peel it now...
Isn't it updated anymore?
One second your home, the next second my home
? I hate this way of confirming others by forcing them to lose control of their emotions.
! He's swearing! ! ! !
Beany taste... It's true. I live in Hunan. One bite of tofu curd with sugar is fine, but two more bites will make you vomit. But it's okay to make soup with tofu brain. The tofu that is used to make Mapo tofu nowadays is really not good
Assistant Teacher at the Police Academy, She Works as a Detective in Kindergarten [90 Criminal Investigation]
Has a Case Replay System, but a Junior High School Student [90 Criminal Investigation]
She Has a "Death" Physique [Criminal Investigation]
After Picking up Rags, He Became the Only God in the World.
She Was Severely Face-Blind and Used God's Perspective in the Murder Case.
Go [Old Article Will Be Reposted Next Door]
I Am the Mother of a World-Class Genius
The Female Supporting Role Is Extremely Powerful, but All She Wants to Do Is Compete with CP [Quick Wear]
The Forensic Textbook of the Auxiliary Police
After Losing My Memory, I Became the Police Department's Secret Ace
Feigned Submission [Entertainment Industry]
The Galaxy Gives You to Me [Entertainment Industry]
I only remembered this book after repaying points. It's actually pretty good, so why bother with it?
It's over, I've been fooled, now I'm fooled, why, such a good article should be fooled, what's even more annoying is that I found it on the original completion recommendation list
Walking around, first of all, I declare that I am a pure protagonist control, I have no other intention, I just complain. The more I look at it, the more I feel aggrieved. The heroine is so generous and she lets it go. I can't be petty. In my eyes, both Ji Chen and Ji Shen are quite annoying. Ji's appearance is okay, but later on, I don't want to see the heroine suffer. I am so speechless. I have nothing to say. The heroine lets go. After going down, I got a meal, and I can eat it in the future when I have no hatred. The students became enthusiastic, and everyone got what they wanted. In short, I was the only one who collapsed, but I couldn't help it, and I didn't know what the truth was between me and the novel. I was so outrageous. I walked around, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. I dug a hole and buried myself. Good night, Mrs.
... The knife needs to be sharpened quickly. Sharpening is a technical job and I haven't learned it yet... Sigh, a dull knife is not good for cutting meat... The back of the knife needs to be good to be able to chop the garlic. If you can't peel the garlic, you won't be happy (it's really troublesome to peel it now...
Isn't it updated anymore?
One second your home, the next second my home
? I hate this way of confirming others by forcing them to lose control of their emotions.
! He's swearing! ! ! !
Beany taste... It's true. I live in Hunan. One bite of tofu curd with sugar is fine, but two more bites will make you vomit. But it's okay to make soup with tofu brain. The tofu that is used to make Mapo tofu nowadays is really not good
How long will the heroine be laughed at?