I Became a Social Pariah After Binding to a Wellness System

★ Upcoming: Reborn, His Majesty Is Forced to Marry the Chancellor ★ Upcoming: The Substitute and the Scum's Unrequited Love Get a Happy Ending. Blurb below. *Blurb for this story* After two all-nighters gaming, veteran night owl Yu Jiangxia suddenly died and transmigrated into a strand of hair on late-night game streamer Guan Yunye's head. According to the System, he has to get Guan Yunye into the habit of going to bed and waking up early to be reborn. Otherwise, he'll be a hair forever. Yu Jiangxia always thought most game streamers were slovenly and greasy. But when he saw his assigned target in the mirror, he was mature and well-groomed, with the graceful bearing of a swan. Aside from a little hair loss, Guan Yunye had practically no flaws. Until one day, while Guan Yunye was washing his hair in the bathroom, a strand fell out. Yu Jiangxia thought his mission would be judged a failure. He gritted his teeth, ready to face death bravely, but then heard a puzzled voice beside him: "Who are you?" Yu Jiangxia, utterly bewildered, opened his eyes and stared at the naked man before him. They gaped at each other. Was this his assigned target? He looked a little small. It was probably kidney deficiency from staying up late. Guan Yunye: ??? From then on, Yu Jiangxia was human when Guan Yunye was awake, but turned back into the strand of hair on his head when Guan Yunye fell asleep. As a result, he woke up in Guan Yunye's bed every morning. But to Guan Yunye, who had no idea what was going on, it looked like Yu Jiangxia was sleepwalking every night. No matter how carefully he locked the doors and windows before bed, he would wake to find Yu Jiangxia nestled obediently in his arms, sleeping like he couldn't bear to be apart from him. Later, when Yu Jiangxia finally completed his mission, he asked to move out. Guan Yunye, acting completely out of character, cornered him against the wall. "Aren't you going to take responsibility for me?" Yu Jiangxia: "I don't think I did anything except sleep in your bed, did I?" Guan Yunye narrowed his eyes. "You didn't? Well, you have now." The next day, Yu Jiangxia rubbed his aching waist. "Damn it, I got tricked." *Author's Weibo: @Shi Mu Xing Ye Ya. *The cover features the shou. Thanks to Yan Yu Zhai-Yan Yu for permission. Not exclusive. *Upcoming: The Substitute and the Scum's Unrequited Love Get a Happy Ending Yan Ming has an unrequited love he can't have. Every lover he keeps is chosen to resemble that person, and of them all, Shi Yu looks the most like his beloved. But Shi Yu happens to have a voice completely unlike that of the aloof, unrequited love. So Yan Ming has just one requirement for him: show your face more, talk less. The original Shi Yu found this upsetting. The Shi Yu who transmigrated into the book was so happy his mouth practically reached the sky. Isn't this just being a pretty ornament? Who wouldn't love a job that pays without making you work? Shi Yu counts down to the day the beloved returns to the country. On the surface, he dutifully plays the substitute pretty ornament, but in his heart he's already planning how to spend the generous pay. He could invest it and make more money, or keep a lover to his liking and get a taste of being a sugar daddy himself. And sure enough, as soon as he walks into a bar, he spots someone who's just his type. Shi Yu has only one thought: Make him mine. But why does this guy look so much like the beloved, Lu Zhiwang... As Shi Yu hesitates, the other man has already put a hand on his shoulder and breathed softly into his ear. "Want to hook up?" Overcome by lust, Shi Yu swallows. "...Sure." One morning, Shi Yu opens his hotel room door and runs into Yan Ming, who is coming out of the room across the hall. Yan Ming stares at the red marks on his collar and frowns. "Shi Yu, don't think you can get my attention with underhanded tricks. You'll never measure up to Zhiwang." Lu Zhiwang, standing behind the door, looks grim. "Who did you say couldn't measure up to whom?" As Yan Ming stares in shock, Lu Zhiwang's fist is already flying toward him. "You bastard! How dare you treat him like a substitute?!" Theme: Going to bed and waking up early is good for your health.