The Favor of the Gods

Coming soon: "My Handsome Roommate Has a Secret Crush on Me"

Blurb:

When the worlds merged, the divine family teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. To shoulder the responsibilities of the divine realm, the Supreme God Xu Che disguised himself as a wage worker and went to different realms to earn money.

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First stop: Spring Warmth Restaurant.

Thanks to his excellent cooking skills, he became a competent food runner.

Just as he was about to receive his first paycheck, he ruined Lu Yan's banquet and got thrown out.

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Undeterred, he went to the second stop: Summer Cool Hotel.

Thanks to his fluent foreign-language skills, he landed a job as hotel security.

But in just three days, multiple accidents took place under his watch.

Xu Che not only earned no wages, he was docked a large sum of money.

Xu Che thought he was doomed, but Lu Yan, who was always at odds with him, stepped in and sorted everything out.

Xu Che was confused. "Lu Yan, why are you doing this?"

Lu Yan lowered his eyes and gazed at him tenderly. "Of course, it's for you."

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Later, after earning enough money, Xu Che rushed back to the divine realm in the middle of the night to show off his unexpected windfall to his family.

He crooked a finger and pulled someone out from behind him, ordering him as casually as could be: "Come on, A Yan. Go say hello to all these uncles."

The other gods were scared out of their wits. "Supreme God, that's Lu Yan, the battle harbinger! He's not only cold-blooded and ruthless, he loves slaughtering gods!"

Xu Che looked at the person beside him and asked in confusion, "A Yan, is that really true?"

Lu Yan buried his head in Xu Che's arms and pouted pitifully. "No, A Che. They're being so mean to me..."

The other gods: ????

[Bonus scene]

The divine realm was attacked. Xu Che took down the attackers one by one with a single punch each, leaving them unable to get back up, bruised all over and crying as they begged for mercy.

Lu Yan hurried over and looked surprised at the scene. "What's going on?"

Xu Che immediately hid in Lu Yan's arms, whimpering as he complained: "A Yan... Boo-hoo, they all ganged up on me. It was so scary..."

The attackers: ????

#Who was bullying whom, anyway?#

#Even gods can lie#

A cute-looking, powerful bottom x a seemingly aloof but actually clueless top

Coming next: "My Handsome Roommate Has a Secret Crush on Me"

[Straightforward top student Chi x tsundere campus heartthrob Ran]

At a local Hanfu gathering, Lin Chi didn't know much about the entry procedure and was stopped by a staff member at the gate. In a cool voice, the person said, "Please show me your ID."

Lin Chi searched for ages but couldn't find it. He asked cautiously, "It's not easy for me to get it out. Could you make an exception?"

The person replied coldly, "No."

With no other choice, Lin Chi rummaged through his pockets, accidentally undoing his belt and letting his skirt drop right in front of the person. The situation became terribly awkward. He pulled up his skirt, saw that no one else was around, and prepared to leave.

Then the person behind him said, "You forgot your ID."

Lin Chi gritted his teeth, tightened his belt, snatched his ID with a flourish, and ran off without looking back.

On the first day of school, he saw that person sitting outside his dorm room.

Lin Chi: Good grief, what did I ever do to you?

Xu Ran is the campus heartthrob of H University Mathematics Department. He's known for being aloof and extremely hard to get along with, but for some reason, he's exceptionally nice to his roommate.

When the Hanfu Club rejected Lin Chi, Xu Ran took him straight to the club president and got him a membership card.

Faced with Lin Chi's admiration, he scoffed. "I didn't help you. I just can't stand seeing people reject my roommate."

When Xu Ran heard that Lin Chi couldn't get a ticket home for the Spring Festival, he quietly refunded his own ticket and changed it to Lin Chi's name, then sent him a screenshot.

Lin Chi was so grateful he nearly cried, but Xu Ran acted dismissive:

"I knew you weren't fast enough. You only got one because of me."

At last, Lin Chi worked up the courage and asked in a trembling voice, "X-Xu Ran, do you know what the graph of r=a(1-sinθ) looks like?"

Xu Ran leaned close to his ear and answered softly, "It definitely isn't a skirt falling down, is it, my boyfriend?"

Lin Chi: My fists suddenly clenched. jpg. [Animated image]

[Bonus scene]

Years later, at a class reunion, Lin Chi ran into an old schoolmate. Everyone couldn't stop talking about Xu Ran's impressive achievements from back in the day.

Lin Chi eagerly asked, "What were they? What were they?"

One of them covered their mouth and snickered. "It was that Spring Festival during our first year. Xu Ran was supposed to go home with us, but he changed his mind at the last minute. He bought a bus ticket by himself and spent a whole day and night on the road. What a weirdo."

"..."

Lin Chi turned to look at Xu Ran, and suddenly his eyes grew wet.

#What do you do when your boyfriend keeps digging his own grave?#

#Need a fellow Hanfu enthusiast for a roommate?#

Blurb written on: 21.04.02

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