[Western Crossover] The So-Called Assassin

So, a hitman is...

Give me a break! There aren't even any students!

Since the Divine Will Society has just finished testing its latest product, Diana and I decided to get back to our old line of work:

Agent 47

Contract 1: Rescue CEO Stark

Contract N: Stop a certain detective from uncovering the truth

Contract N+1: Save the Sorcerer Supreme. Master Gu Yi is currently recruiting disciples at the Divine Will Society, and I'm her first disciple.

In short, we'll use every means necessary: magic, cooking, side gigs walking the runway, and every other bizarre skill my demented old man taught me in Hawaii.

So in the end, why don't I have a single student, and why do I have to watch two bald guys show off their romance?!

Warnings:

1. Though the introduction has Lao Fangu's style, this follows the original and is written in third person.

2. Original Agent 47 and Diana have a friendship-only relationship. The hitman gets no romance. In the 2007 version, he's paired with his movie counterpart.

3. There are age changes.

4. The writing style is pretty weird, just like this story. The author has even gone after the Big Baldy, so what isn't weird about it?

Theme: The bald, hairless Wu Ke looks toward another world