Complete!
Coming soon: the historical danmei novel I Can't Escape After Flirting with the Frail Demon Venerable, and the fantasy danmei novel What Exactly Is the Poor Little Thing the Spirit Exorcist Picked Up?
Blurb:
Wen Sixue transmigrated into a danmei xianxia novel and became a cannon-fodder Demon Venerable.
The Demon Venerable was madly infatuated with the male lead. Unable to win his love, he abducted the male lead, whose cultivation was weaker than his own, to the Demon Palace and forced him to live as his husband for three years.
Later, the male lead secretly built up his strength, cut the Demon Venerable to pieces, and slaughtered everyone in the Demon Palace.
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Wen Sixue didn't want to die, so he left the Demon Palace on his wedding night without hesitation.
But, to his surprise, he turned into a fluffy white fox cub, his demonic power completely gone!
Wen Sixue: Waaaaah X﹏X I'm weak, helpless, and starving!!
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The little fox had no survival skills in the wild. He was caught red-handed stealing food.
He cried out over his bad luck. The man who caught him was his enemy, Yun Huai!
Wen Sixue was forced to become Yun Huai's spirit pet. He got petted all day and lived in constant fear.
Yun Huai rubbed his little ears. "When I catch the Demon Venerable, I'll dig out his heart and feed it to you."
Wen Sixue: "..."
Yun Huai stroked his little tail. "I'll chop off his head and let you kick it like a ball."
Wen Sixue: "..."
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The little fox, who kept his secret identity tightly concealed every day, suddenly turned back into a human.
Yun Huai: "." A familiar face, huh.
Wen Sixue: "!" Help!
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Yun Huai found a little fox and discovered he was an exceedingly rare spirit beast, cute and a delight to pet. He adored him. Later, when he saw the little white fox turn out to be the Demon Venerable, his enemy... he secretly told himself, Well, what can you do? Life goes on.
In the days that followed, the little fox could cry himself hoarse, his back aching and his body sore, but no one came to rescue him!
A cheerful, occasionally grudge-holding bottom with a tearful disposition
A fur-loving top who pretends to be weak and fights back at first, then ascends and becomes a little dark later [younger top]
Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Mahayana, Tribulation Crossing
Next book: I Can't Escape After Flirting with the Frail Demon Venerable
Su Xuanqing was famous in the immortal sect for his good looks. Raised in luxury and adored by everyone, he looked down on all his many admirers.
"Tch, they're so ugly they hurt my eyes," he scoffed.
In a remote mountain wilderness, he encountered a man as frail as a willow branch, his face deathly pale, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth, and a torn cloak draped over him. He was kneeling in the biting spring breeze.
A beautiful weakling like that was simply made to inspire pity!
"From now on, you're mine!" Su Xuanqing declared haughtily.
The man was aloof and didn't even spare him a glance.
Tsk, he just loved taking on a challenge.
He stuck close to the man and discovered that this prickly, aloof beauty was a magnet for monsters.
Monsters are all lustful. He knew it!
Hmph, if they want to compete with me, I'll knock them all flat!
But one day, he ran into a vicious greater demon, and his life was in danger!
Su Xuanqing couldn't help feeling embarrassed. His heroic rescue of the beauty had gone terribly wrong!
Just then, the frail man, who could barely breathe, gave a casual flick of two fingers, snapping the long blade in the greater demon's hand. "I'm his man."
The greater demon who'd come to save him was stunned. "Demon Venerable, have you been possessed?"
Su Xuanqing: "!" Help! He'd heard the demon clan had just chosen a huge white snake as their new Demon Venerable!
He didn't want a snake. He was terrified of snakes!
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Chu Yun was suffering through his rut, drained and miserable, when he met a not-too-bright human who thought he was a sickly invalid. Under the pretext of "taking care of him," the human took every advantage he could.
But after Su Xuanqing discovered that he was actually strong and held a lofty status, he disappeared.
Chu Yun, who had sworn to kill all humans, deeply regretted it. He should have kept pretending to be weak.
He coughed up blood and played the victim. "Su Su, I was only having a brief burst of energy before I died that day."
Su Xuanqing, covered from head to toe in demon-suppressing talismans: "I don't believe a word you say!"
A noble, arrogant, lustful, sweetly clueless, universally adored bottom
An obsessive, gloomy, manipulative top who knows how to play the victim
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What Exactly Is the Poor Little Thing the Spirit Exorcist Picked Up?
Song Yiqing, the son of the richest man in the country, refuses to inherit the family business and spends every day visiting haunted places. He has been able to communicate with spirits since childhood. Not only is he unafraid, he's also learned how to exorcise ghosts and dispel evil spirits.
The prices of the exorcism supplies he buys are beyond the reach of other spirit exorcists.
Everyone else: We're jealous, but we're still shamelessly sucking up to him.
One day, someone smashed through a window and broke into the luxurious villa Song Yiqing had just bought. A man collapsed unconscious in his arms.
From then on, he had a clingy new companion: tall and strong, but physically frail, homeless, and not too bright. His name was Xu Chen.
He needed to be fed and helped with his baths. He also said he was afraid of ghosts and the dark and insisted they sleep in the same room. Song Yiqing couldn't get rid of him, so he had to make do with keeping him around.
Whenever Song Yiqing went to exorcise a ghost, Xu Chen insisted on coming along. But agile and strong, he always protected Song Yiqing well.
Once, while exorcising a ghost in an old house, Song Yiqing accidentally lost track of him. After searching anxiously, he found his poor little guy with an eerie, sinister smile. A slight movement of his head, and a demon's head fell off. A curl of his finger, and another demon was disemboweled. A snap of his fingers, and the most vicious ghost was torn in two.
Song Yiqing: "..." Damn, he's so hot. I want to kick him!
When he turned back to look at Song Yiqing, the poor little thing looked alarmed. "That was an illusion. You didn't really see that." If he stopped acting weak, how could he get Qingqing to cuddle and hug him?
Song Yiqing: "..." Heh.
Trying to control my mind with delusions?
What exactly did I pick up?
He said coldly, "Xu Chen, I'm going to buy you a golden pillow durian."
Xu Chen, who had been pretending to be a weakling, let out a sigh of relief. More delicious food!
But only that evening did he discover that durian rinds are really, really prickly!
He stared at a whole truckload of durians: "..."
A supremely capable, action-over-words, heartthrob bottom
An extremely powerful, superhuman top who pretends to be pitiful, is a green-tea clingy type, and does everything to win his lover
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-The top isn't human and doesn't have human intelligence. He may seem a little dim at first, but he's a fast learner and gets clever very quickly.
-The top heals exceptionally fast, but he always lets the bottom see his wounds so the bottom will worry about him and feel sorry for him.
-The top is a green tea. After bullying the villains, he turns around and complains pitifully to the bottom that they've hit him.
The villains, covered in bruises: ???
Theme: Live and act with a clear conscience.
Ah, he has become a real little fox! You can rua again!
God is so surprised, laugh to death
Ah, this, I'm a little confused
I really believe everything Yuan Xing says. I'm so stupid
It looks great, but sometimes there are a lot of typos, which affects the viewing experience a bit, and thanks for the limited exemption~
Absolutely. As I said before, I couldn't bear to do anything to cause Yuan Xing to escape, so now I have to use Lao Hei's body. And now I can't bear to attack other people's bodies. I feel quite happy doing it...
Thanks for the limited fee! Ah Xue and Yun Huai are really interesting, and everyone has good personalities. There are also funny parts interspersed with the tense atmosphere later on. I like Jiuxuan Tianhu, a character whose appearance is completely different from the fox's identity. Will my wife write about this type of writing in the future? Haas Haas
Ah, he has become a real little fox! You can rua again!
God is so surprised, laugh to death
Ah, this, I'm a little confused
I really believe everything Yuan Xing says. I'm so stupid
It looks great, but sometimes there are a lot of typos, which affects the viewing experience a bit, and thanks for the limited exemption~
Absolutely. As I said before, I couldn't bear to do anything to cause Yuan Xing to escape, so now I have to use Lao Hei's body. And now I can't bear to attack other people's bodies. I feel quite happy doing it...
Thanks for the limited fee! Ah Xue and Yun Huai are really interesting, and everyone has good personalities. There are also funny parts interspersed with the tense atmosphere later on. I like Jiuxuan Tianhu, a character whose appearance is completely different from the fox's identity. Will my wife write about this type of writing in the future? Haas Haas
The final battle is written like a comedy hahaha
It's really beautiful hahahaha
Finished with flowers, thank you for free