In his previous life, Chu Li was the wealthy family's husband, riding in luxury cars and living in a mansion. His husband doted on him like a treasure.
But after being reborn, he found himself back at eighteen, a poor boy scorned and cursed by everyone. No matter how good-looking he was, people still looked down on him.
Chu Li held his head high. "Hmph. You can look down on me now, but once I find my husband, you'll be scrambling to curry favor with me."
But after painstakingly tracking down the husband from his previous life, Chu Li felt like his eyes were going to fall out.
His husband in his previous life had told him, "I'm easygoing, well-mannered, always impeccably dressed, and I get perfect scores in every subject. I'm a true top student."
His husband in this life: long hair, tattoos, smoking and drinking, and definitely a spoiled rich kid!
Chu Li feared his dream of becoming a rich man's husband was in jeopardy!
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His husband gets into fights.
"Hello, 110? There's a group fighting here."
His husband scams people.
"Hello, Lu's dad? Your son is lying and scamming people for money again!"
Then one day, Lu Cheng pinned Chu Li against the wall in a dark alley, his rough palm gripping Chu Li's chin. "You pull another stunt on me and I'll kill you."
Chu Li raised an eyebrow, his almond-shaped eyes brimming with excitement. "When? In bed or on the sofa? Should I get anything ready beforehand?"
Lu Cheng: "…"
*
Later, Lu Cheng stood under the spotlights when a reporter asked him:
"Mr. Lu, what has made you invincible in business?"
Lu Cheng shuddered. His gaze swept across the packed crowd and landed on the handsome young man. Putting on a brave face, he said, "So my wife will have money to spend."
Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.
Lu Cheng turned slightly to one side, his face full of sorrow.
Could he get an extra two hundred yuan in spending money tonight?
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Qi Li had spent ten years keeping himself pure and celibate to protect his father's inheritance.
On the night he became head of the Qi family, Qi Li couldn't wait to arrange a date with a tough, handsome, and cool bad boy.
Time to lose his virginity!
But before he could even reach the battlefield, he and the handsome man both met their ends.
As he lay dying, Qi Li, a virgin to the very end, shed tears of regret.
Why bother with an inheritance? Isn't having a man better?
When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a wildly over-the-top angst novel, becoming its alluring, timid, and useless beauty bottom.
On his first day in the book, Qi Li was forced into a steamy scene, enduring the angst novel's male lead and his eighteen bedroom techniques.
Remembering the book's heart-stopping plot made Qi Li's whole body burn with impatience.
In this life, he was determined to lie flat and live like a lazy fish.
That night, just as the book had said, the male lead was brutal, vicious, and powerful.
But he stuck to the dramatic scenes and skipped the action, messing around with a pile of useless stuff without letting Qi Li experience a man's charms.
The next day, watching the male lead walk away with trembling legs, Qi Li couldn't hide his contempt.
This is ridiculous. How can the male lead of an angst novel built on bedroom scenes be impotent?
[Day 1 of being forced to live like a widower]
Qi Li was eating breakfast when he saw the angst novel's male lead, Mo Xiao, come downstairs.
He picked up a sweet potato and looked at him mournfully.
Mo Xiao asked, "What's wrong? Don't you like sweet potatoes? I'll have the chef switch them for corn."
Qi Li pursed his lips in disdain. They didn't even have sweet potatoes to eat, and now he was being offered corn.
So resentful.
[Day 186 of being forced to live like a widower]
Qi Li threw an egg at Mo Xiao.
Mo Xiao frowned. "I don't eat eggs."
Qi Li angrily grabbed a chopstick and stabbed it into the egg.
"Eat, eat, eat. That's all you ever do."
[Day 365 of being forced to live like a widower]
Qi Li dyed half his hair blue and half green.
Mo Xiao frowned. "Is this the latest fashion?"
Qi Li gave him a cold look below the waist. "I want to be cuckolded."
Qi Li only wanted to lie flat and live like a lazy fish. Even after the number in his bank account had become a one followed by ten zeros, he was still a virgin, so he decided to pack up and run away.
Just as he stepped outside, he ran into Mo Xiao, whose face was dark with anger.
"Where are you going?"
Qi Li lifted his chin, haughty and unruly. "If you can't perform, don't stop me from using all those zeros to find a wild and carefree top."
Mo Xiao's expression darkened. Before Qi Li could react, he threw him over his shoulder and carried him back inside.
That night, Mo Xiao arranged his body into the Eighteen Arhats formation, and Qi Li spent the whole night groaning with satisfaction.
Afterward, Qi Li burped contentedly, then shakily pulled a bank card from his pocket and handed it to Mo Xiao.
"Keep putting in the effort from now on. You don't have to go looking for other bottoms, either. I'll give you all the zeros in my bank account."
Mo Xiao: "..."
Theme: No matter what hardships we face, if we support each other, we can overcome them together.
The copywriting makes me want to shed bitter tears.
Are the Li brothers having an affair?
Good guy, it's a scam!
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