After Going Bankrupt, I Was Adopted by a Powerful Tycoon (Complete)

Blurb 1:

Yan Kuan considers himself a handsome, wealthy heartthrob, but alas, Heaven's eyes were clouded by sandstorms, and he became an overbearing CEO who went bankrupt thirty-eight times and was so poor he needed someone to care for him.

Then one day, a man took him home, and Yan Kuan felt as though he had found true love.

The man's chiseled face looked like his. His L-shaped shoulders looked like his. Even his long, hairy legs looked like his.

Yan Kuan counted on his fingers. Hey, isn't this the dad he earned through good deeds in his past life?

Dad was so wonderful, kissing him and picking him up every day.

Dad was a hidden big shot, always dazzling him with money.

Dad had a great figure, and could look both sexy and alluring even in Uniqlo.

Then one day, Dad pinned him against the wall and breathed sweetly in his ear.

“I can be your dad, but you need to put two words in front of it: sugar daddy!”

Blurb 2:

Li Jun is a hidden tycoon, gorgeous as peach blossoms yet cold as frost. He wears the guise of a doctor specializing in men's health while carrying out the exploits of an overbearing CEO.

One day, another little tramp tried to get his attention by making an appointment and seducing him. Li Jun glanced up coolly. “Sorry, my canary at home gets jealous easily. You can't compete with him.”

The jealous canary became famous among the medical staff and patients overnight!

The jealous canary, Yan Kuan, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and blinked in disbelief. Had he picked up the wrong script?

Wasn't he and Li Jun supposed to have a father-son relationship? When had they become lovers?

A seme who only dates in his head x a uke who is determined to be the seme's son

Style: A silly, sweet comedy

Seme and uke: Li Jun is the seme, Yan Kuan is the uke. They have a father-son relationship in their own minds. The uke only wants to cling to the seme, and they are not related by blood in any way.

Content warning: All the background details in this story are purely the author's imagination, included only to serve the plot. Don't overthink them, don't overthink them, don't overthink them.

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Qi Li had spent ten years keeping himself chaste, all so he could protect his father's inheritance.

On the night he became head of the Qi family, Qi Li couldn't wait to arrange a date with a dashing, roguish, and cool man.

---Time to lose his virginity!

But before he could even make it to the battlefield, he and the handsome man both met their ends.

As he lay dying, Qi Li, still a virgin, shed tears of regret.

---What's the point of an inheritance? Isn't a man better?

When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a brutally angsty novel, becoming the beautiful, weak, and useless uke in the story.

On the first day after transmigrating into the book, Qi Li had to play out a steamy scene, forced to endure the male lead's eighteen kinds of bedroom tricks.

Recalling the novel's heart-stopping plot, Qi Li felt a restless heat all over.

In this life, he was determined to lie flat and live like a lazy fish.

That night, just as the novel described, the male lead was savage, ruthless, and vigorous.

But he only performed the talking, not the action. He fiddled around with a bunch of useless things without letting Qi Li experience what a man was like.

The next day, watching the male lead walk away with trembling legs, Qi Li was utterly disgusted.

This was just ridiculous. How could the male lead of an angsty novel built around sex scenes be impotent?

[Day 1 of being forced into widowhood]

Qi Li was eating breakfast when he saw the male lead, Mo Xiao, come downstairs.

He picked up a sweet potato and gave him a plaintive look.

Mo Xiao: “What's wrong? Is the sweet potato not good? I'll ask the chef to get you corn instead.”

Qi Li pursed his lips in disdain. He couldn't even get sweet potatoes, and now he was being offered corn.

---Aggrieved.

[Day 186 of being forced into widowhood]

Qi Li threw an egg at Mo Xiao.

Mo Xiao frowned. “I don't eat eggs.”

Qi Li was so furious that he grabbed a chopstick and stabbed it into the egg.

“Eat, eat, eat. All you know how to do is eat.”

[Day 365 of being forced into widowhood]

Qi Li dyed his hair half blue and half green.

Mo Xiao frowned. “It's the latest trend.”

Qi Li gave him a cold look down below. “I want to be cuckolded.”

Qi Li only wanted to lie flat and live like a lazy fish. Even after the number in his bank account had become a one followed by ten zeroes, he was still a virgin, so he decided to pack his bags and run away.

As soon as he stepped outside, he ran into Mo Xiao, whose face was dark with anger.

“Where are you going?”

Qi Li raised his head haughtily. “If you can't perform, stop wasting my time. I'll use all those zeroes to find myself a wild and unruly one.”

Mo Xiao's expression immediately darkened. Before Qi Li could react, he hoisted him over his shoulder and carried him into the house.

That night, Mo Xiao arranged his body into the Eighteen Arhats formation, and Qi Li howled with satisfaction all night.

Afterward, Qi Li burped contentedly, then shakily pulled a bank card from his pocket and shoved it into Mo Xiao's hand.

“Keep putting in the effort from now on. And don't go looking for other zeros. You can have all the zeroes in my bank account.”

Mo Xiao: “...”

Theme: When everyone is striving for profit, someone has to shoulder the burden and devote their remaining energy to things that don't make money but do matter.