I Read My Disciple's Diary

This novel will begin its completed-story run from Chapter 26 on May 16!

Please add my upcoming novel, After My Disciple Killed Me Ninety-Nine Times [Transmigrate into a Book].

One day, a bolt of lightning strikes. Immortal Venerable Jiang Suihan returns to life in someone else's body, becoming Shen Ye, the Demon Lord notorious across the Four Realms.

So furious that he smashes the bed in a fit of rage, Jiang Suihan accidentally breaks open a... diary?

Jiang Suihan, curious and looking for an excuse to read it: Sneaking around like this, it must be full of unspeakable things. I must expose whatever you've been plotting for so long.

But on the very first page, right in the center, are several neat, bold characters: Anyone who secretly reads this Lord's diary is a filthy swine.

Jiang Suihan, furious and embarrassed: Fine, I'll be a filthy swine. I have to see what kind of disgusting things you've written!

*

The Demon Lord Shen Ye is notorious far and wide. Rumor has it he drinks blood and devours raw flesh like a night demon or asura, and nearly everyone fears him.

Yet no one knows that even this fearsome asura harbors a lofty, pure moonlight in his heart.

When he was young and imprisoned, kept like livestock, that Immortal Venerable wielded a long sword and carved out a patch of sky for him.

Beneath the moonlight, the man's expression was gentle, but every word he wrote was gloomy and obsessive.

“I only want to stay by his side and never go anywhere else.”

“He can only be mine.”

“Master...”

*

Shen Ye, troubled: How can I get Immortal Venerable Jiang's attention?

A subordinate suggests: The beauty trap?

The next day, dressed in green and carrying a red saber, the Demon Lord blocks the door, arrogantly challenging him. “I hear you're the strongest fighter in the Immortal Realm?”

Jiang Suihan: ...?

Subordinate: (packs up and runs away overnight)

Lovey-dovey, silly-dog Demon Lord disciple top x cold-faced, soft-hearted, adored-by-all Immortal Venerable master bottom

I'm terrible at blurbs, so just take a look x

Update schedule: Monday to Friday (at least 7,000 words per week; I'll take a break if something comes up).

Reading guide:

1. Two timelines, one-on-one, both leads' first relationship. This is my first time writing this, so please leave politely if it's not for you.

2. Not a serious xianxia novel, but a lighthearted story. No need to overthink it. Word choices aren't meant to be exact, so please leave politely if it's not for you.

3. I sometimes forget to cite quotations. If you spot one, please leave a comment.

4. I hope you'll add the novel to your library and check out my upcoming stories.

5. Please don't compare this novel to other works or authors in the comments, especially with remarks like “It's similar to XXX.” If you want to argue, my sons are one of a kind. My writing skills are limited, but I'm improving bit by bit. I hope I enjoy writing this and you enjoy reading it.

---Upcoming Novels---

No. 1: After My Disciple Killed Me Ninety-Nine Times

Modern cultivator Ruan Qingxiao transmigrates into a book with the so-called “Good Mentor System,” intending to change the ending where the villain destroys the world after the author abruptly wraps up the story.

Instead, he transmigrates into the villain's unknown master, whose grave was dug up, whose corpse was whipped, and whose remains were scattered everywhere.

After being bitten to death, chopped to death, and killed in many other ways...

System: [Congratulations, Host, on achieving the milestone of ninety-nine deaths: Spoiled rotten by a doting mother]

Completely unhinged, Ruan Qingxiao: I'll beat this brat to death, or I'll change my name!

With the determination to succeed or die trying, and the accumulated rage of his previous ninety-nine deaths, Ruan Qingxiao opens his eyes...

??? Holy crap, I was promised a powerful body. Who is this old man with a face full of wrinkles?!

System: [The Shape-Shifting Illusion Water perfectly matches the Host's request for a tough, powerful body. Over.]

And so Ruan Qingxiao, now wearing the most immortal-looking body in the Cultivation Realm, begins his daily routine of nervously raising his disciple, filled with deep-seated resentment.

Little does he know that the little bastard he's cursed thousands of times has been reborn.

Reborn Xiao Chuhe is ruthless at heart, but acts obedient, sensible, and well-mannered. He takes his master's beatings without complaint and his scoldings without talking back, carrying “respect your master and honor the Way” to the extreme.

Just when Ruan Qingxiao is confidently expecting things to go well this time,

the villain, who has accidentally (deliberately) discovered his secret, goes completely mad.

On a full-moon night, Ruan Qingxiao is pinned down on a terrace. The man slowly unties the sash at his waist. The eyes that once looked so innocent are now filled with madness, and his sinister tone is full of menace.

“Master, this disciple is unfilial. If we don't dual cultivate, I'll cultivate as a demon.”

Ruan Qingxiao: What the hell! Get off me, aaah!

Reading guide:

1. A calculating, jealous, possessive, white-cut-black disciple with boundless ambition and a flair for the dramatic as the top x an outwardly cold, inwardly soft, odd, soft-hearted master with a rich inner life who only pretends to be an aloof beauty as the bottom

2. Transmigrate into a book x System x reborn

3. The bottom isn't effeminate, but has a slight beloved-by-all quality

More warnings and details to come. Enjoy!

No. 2: The Evil Path [Infinite]

On the first day of his vacation, Shen Yinchuan, a notorious god of death in the inner world, is caught in a space-time rift and very unlucky becomes one of many players.

He's beautiful, slender, fragile, and alluring, like a wild rose growing by the roadside, delicate and easily broken, as though anyone could trample and destroy him with a casual touch.

The trembling Guide System huddles in a corner, its electronic voice stuttering:

[The S-Seven Sins card has been activated and bound.]

[Human obsession is the hardest fluctuation in the world to calm and put to rest. Desire, money, power, envy, malice... It is endless, ceaseless.]

[You will amplify everyone's desires until they get everything they want from you.]

[Find the ghosts hiding among the crowd, wearing human skin, gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh...]

Shen Yinchuan: ...

God-tier boss butler System: Hey, buddy, don't shake. My boss only dismantles people, not Systems.

Guide System {trembling}: That's even scarier QAQ

*

A sudden time-space storm throws energy into chaos. Outsiders invade in droves, seizing the origins and fortune of small worlds and causing them to fall and perish.

A desperate island survival game... a terrifying hospital... the ever-present threat of the apocalypse...

Hordes of ugly monsters chase their prey with sharp claws and fangs. Shen Yinchuan is shoved forcefully behind someone.

The panicked people fleeing never see the monsters' brief look of fear, nor their bloodied claws reaching out to cradle him with utmost gentleness.

No one sees the man at the back turn around and charge fearlessly into the horde to reclaim his rose.

The first time he sees Shen Yinchuan, he wants to take this rose home.

What's wrong with falling for his looks? Xing Yan thinks. I don't just want to carry him to bed. I want to carry him home and make him my wife.

Theme: Clear up misunderstandings, make peace, and support each other as you move forward.