A Manual for Pampering the Parasitic Flower

My new novel, The Villainous Paper Doll Is Carrying My Baby, is now available. Reader advisory: The second world isn't very good, so please consider carefully before subscribing to that section. Could those of you who subscribed to the whole novel leave a rating? Thank you so much! Zhong Cheng was once a stubborn rock from ancient times. After cultivating for ten thousand years, he finally ascended to immortality. But to become a full-fledged immortal, he first had to undergo a trial. To earn a place among the immortals, Zhong Cheng traveled to three thousand small worlds and set about reforming the parasitic flowers. World One: Mad traitorous regent x Innocent puppet emperor The first step in Zhong Cheng's taming strategy was to earn the parasitic flower's trust. Then: Get up! Read all these histories! World Two: Cold-blooded assassin x Sickly young lord The second step in Zhong Cheng's taming strategy was to keep the parasitic flower alive long enough to grow up. So: The young lord has excellent bones and would make a fine martial artist. I happen to have a technique here... World Three: Merchant clan patriarch x Pitiful dependent The third step in Zhong Cheng's taming strategy was to build the parasitic flower's confidence. So: Would you be willing to become a money tree? A tree that can shake loose anything you want. World Four: Neighboring top student x Adorable little airhead The fourth step in Zhong Cheng's taming strategy was to find the parasitic flower's strengths. Then: Being bad at school doesn't mean you can't do anything. I'll run with you, and together we can achieve a miracle! In some coddled romance stories, there's always a parasitic flower character who makes readers feel nothing but contempt. They have a face that could captivate the world, yet no sense of self, and can survive only by relying on others. No one knows that they, too, have hopes and dreams. At last, in the endless darkness, they wait for a hand to save them from the long night. Then let me have you, using the way you taught me. The parasitic flower lowered his lashes, hiding the dark light in his eyes, and thought this. Here's a recommendation for my upcoming novel, You Were All Made Famous by Me. "Why is this movie a hit again?" Demon top x "He's a genius, just as I thought" Angel bottom The great high-ranking demon Loctor descended into a desert and became an ordinary human. There was no fiery cuisine here, no succubi, and no angels. Oh, wait, there was one. That young man who claimed to work for the poverty alleviation office, don't think he won't recognize you just because you've lost your halo and wings. You're the archangel Luweier who caused me to end up in this other world! Lu Lingwei had been determined since childhood to serve his country. As an adult, he got his wish and began serving the people, becoming a poverty alleviation worker in a remote desert village and helping countless poor households. The only one he couldn't handle was a notorious slacker known across the surrounding villages. Looking at Chu Liang, who was laid-back and gave off a bad-guy vibe, he calmly adjusted his glasses and secretly marked him as a priority case. Everyone in Tahe Village knew that a wonderful new worker had arrived. He was kind to the elderly, the weak, the sick, and the disabled, and had worked tirelessly to create jobs for them. He was a good person, and even better-looking. But this good man hit a wall when it came to the drifter Chu Liang. The villagers decided to teach him a lesson one night, but instead they saw the shameless drifter, who was always acting like a scoundrel, pinned against a wall by the gentle, kind young man, blushing red. Years later, Tahe Village became a world-class film production hub, and the villagers all lived happy lives. When asked who deserved the most credit, the villagers couldn't agree. Some said Chu Liang was a born movie genius. Without him, there would be no Tahe film hub or the many talented actors who got their start there. Others said that without Lu Lingwei's self-sacrifice, Chu Liang would still be the same old slacker. Chu Liang gritted his teeth, smiling tightly. After the gentle young man behind him pinched the soft flesh at his waist, he said, "I made them all famous. I'm the one he made famous!" Everyone cheered. Only Chu Liang knew that if the System hadn't turned his demonic talent into a talent for movies, he never would have made so many geniuses famous under Lu Lingwei's "coercion"! Reader's guide: 1. The top will be physically overpowered by the bottom early on. 2. Later, he'll catch up. 3. So they're both strong. 4. I love top-led stories. 5. I love infrastructure projects. 6. I love movies. 7. I'll try to make the scripts original. 8. Baa baa. 9. Fifteen pounds. Theme: Raise upright, worthy successors