Qu Qingshan: Feifei, young people can be mature, but they shouldn't be stiff. Come on, give your big sis a smile?
A Fei: Hmph.
Qu Qingshan: Don't give me that cold, domineering CEO smirk. We want a warm, natural smile, like mine.
A Fei: You look like an idiot when you smile.
Qu Qingshan: Great. No dinner for you.
A Fei: I'm sorry. I'm the idiot.
At first
Qu Qingshan: You idiot Fei! Get back here and eat!
A Fei: Okay.
Later
A Fei: Shanzi, hungry. Want food.
Qu Qingshan: Who's this glutton? Give me back my calm and composed A Fei!
Dorm 414, daily life
Su Renyan: Shanzi, have you really considered teaching at New Oriental's culinary school?
Tan Yushen: If I get fat as a pig, Qu Qingshan is the culprit!
Bu Yaosheng: Old Qu, are you trying to fatten up your roommates so you can be the first to find a partner?
Qu Qingshan: None of you are getting dinner!
Note: This is not a food novel! It really isn't!
The female lead is a Poison specialist, paired with A Fei. The plot follows the original, with a slice-of-life focus.
[Haven't thought of a particularly cheeky tagline yet; this is a draft blurb.]
Theme: "Seize fate by the throat," promoting resilience, fearlessness, and facing life's setbacks head-on.