This novel was originally titled "You Can Break-Dance, Can't You?"
Jiang Xiaonan: Senior Sister, don't be scared by what I'm about to tell you!
Tan Yushen: I'm the senior sister of Penglai. I don't get scared.
Jiang Xiaonan: I just saw the Thief Marshal!
Tan Yushen: A rice cricket? A cricket in a rice field?
Jiang Xiaonan: It's not an insect, it's a person, a man!
Tan Yushen: A street-side hair-flinging break-dance maniac?
Jiang Xiaonan: Chu Liuxiang! The astonishing man who can steal anything in the world and leaves only a fragrance in his wake as he walks beneath the moon!
Tan Yushen: Is this Thief Marshal you're talking about handsome?
Chu Liuxiang: Why did you throw your famous zither into the lake?
Wuhua: Hearing that person's name stained it with bloodshed. It can never make a pure, ethereal sound again.
Tan Yushen: Since you heard that name too, I suggest you throw yourself into the lake.
Wuhua: Say that again and I'll throw you in.
Hu Tiehua: Your legs?
Ji Bingyan: These legs of mine are useless now.
Tan Yushen: You lost a pair of legs, but Tiehua lost his love.
Hu Tiehua: What?
Ji Bingyan: I have no response to that.
Chu Liuxiang: Neither do I.
Tan Yushen: Tian'er cooks for me, Hongxiu reads to me, and Rongrong plays weiqi with me. Life is so wonderful I can forget all about fragrance.
Chu Liuxiang: What about Chu Liuxiang?
Tan Yushen: What fragrance?
Chu Liuxiang: Vinegar-sautéed fragrance.
The heroine is a parasol spirit, and the love interest is Chu Liuxiang. The plot follows the original, for entertainment only.
This novel is mainly for fun and wordplay. Any opinions expressed are only meant to prompt thought and reflection (and to straighten Gu Long's head out a little), and have nothing to do with the author.
There are lots of original additions, and some character dialogue is quoted or adapted from Gu Long's original works.
The author is trying something that may or may not be new, so the writing style might be a little strange.
P.S. Some strange typos in the text are there to get around censorship.
Theme: Sociology of the body; aesthetic discourse; cultural capital
I came in screaming when I saw the copywriter, and I went out crying when I found only the draft.
Hahaha Su Renyan likes to sing, and Tan Yushen tells cold jokes. I am curious about the other two in the dormitory. They must also have unknown hobbies and hobbies! Hahaha
Just wanted to say that I will keep waiting for updates...
Thank you, this is what Gu Long deserves
I've watched Mrs. Expectation, Stop Dedging with Dedication several times!!! There are only a few people writing about Little Phoenix itself, and even fewer of them are of high quality!! Looking forward to my wife's handsomeness
啊啊啊啊啊作者大大穿越了吗穿到陆小凤传奇了还是楚留香传奇了啊啊啊
Su Rongrong's move means that anyone who has some feelings for her must be Qing, but it's a pity that Chu Liuxiang seems to only treat her as a sister, haha, Zhang Jiejie, who she once loved, is also of the same type as her.
Nice! Want to see more——
I just realized that there have been so many updates. I'm so touched. The martial arts written by my wife is really my favorite 555 I've ever read.
Have I misunderstood? Did they just have a relationship?