The God of War Serves Me

(Maybe one day I'll find my passion again.) Chi Sheng was once a great general whose name resounded across the Six Kingdoms. But later, he was enslaved under the charge of "treason." He was sent to the fighting arena, where he was broken in and reduced to a battered plaything. Later, he was sent to a clean little courtyard. There were stars and a moon there, and also a gentle little sun. * The young master of the He family in Licheng was the darling of all. He could have any star or moon he wanted, yet He Xuan was still unhappy. He was sickly. Even though he had stars and a moon, all he could do was admire them from his little room, and so He Xuan grew gloomy. Later, his family sent him a slave to cheer him up. He Xuan really liked his new toy. * Years later, Chi Sheng was finally cleared of the charges against him. The whole realm eagerly awaited the return of the once-glorious God of War. But Chi Sheng was on his knees before his master, looking up at him expectantly, hoping to have his head patted. (Top, with He Xuan as the top; loyal-dog bottom; healing story.) Coming soon: I Picked Up a Cruel Tyrant [Ancient Man Travels to the Modern Day] Blurb: On his way home from work, Chu Yin found an injured man dressed in ancient clothing. Out of professional duty as a doctor, he kindly took him back to the hospital and spent a hard night treating him. He never expected the man's first words upon waking to be, "Insolence! Guards, behead this insolent commoner!" Chu Yin turned a cold face to his colleague. "Please transfer him to the psychiatric ward." Long Tianze ascended the throne at eleven. At sixteen, he executed corrupt officials and restored order to the court. At twenty-three, he unified the realm and became the sole emperor of the entire continent. People feared and dreaded him, looked up to him, and obeyed him. At twenty-four, Long Tianze was admitted to a psychiatric hospital. Chu Yin thought he was pretty unlucky. He'd saved someone out of kindness, only to have the man cling to him, and the man was a lunatic who wasn't quite right in the head. "Reckless commoner! Calling me by name is a capital crime!" "Xiao Long, go wash the dishes." "...Okay." "The jewels on my imperial robes are the finest in the world. Every one is priceless." "Take your cheap glass beads and go play somewhere else." "Then don't send me away." "The people here dare to bare their chests in broad daylight. How utterly indecent! I command you to stop looking at them and look at me instead!!!" "Get a grip..." Although the little lunatic could be pretty clever at times and had a handsome face, Chu Yin never took his crazy ramblings seriously. Until one day, he ended up in the world the little lunatic had described. The man stood in the throne room, dressed in imperial robes, as a hundred officials bowed before him. Chu Yin clutched his head, panicking. "Um, Xiao Long, I mean, Your Majesty, you're not really going to behead me, are you?" The man held him tight and kissed the corner of his mouth, whispering softly in his ear, "I'll give you everything. Please, don't leave me." Important: Top is the top! Top is the top! Top is the top! One-on-one, both sexually inexperienced. (The blurb has been screenshotted and saved.) Below is a story by a friend (bottom's perspective). Check it out if you're interested. "The Immortal Lord Insists on Becoming My Dao Partner" Author: Jinyi ID: 5833802 Fang Zhilu transmigrates into a xianxia novel as a cannon-fodder character. When the war between good and evil breaks out, he remembers his role and keeps a low profile, planning to run away. Unexpectedly, a streak of blue light flies in from the horizon and abducts him. Three days and three nights later, weak and trembling, Fang Zhilu clutches his tattered clothes and stares at the tall, strikingly beautiful villain, Lord Jiuwang. He hears him say, "When we return to the sect, we'll be wed." Fang Zhilu: "?" There's really no need! - Having complained about the original novel from beginning to end, Fang Zhilu can't help remembering how the author kept revising Ying Jiuwang's character description. Devoted to sword cultivation, heartless and emotionless. Women are stumbling blocks on his path to immortality; if they get in his way, he kills them with a single stroke... Oh, and he also kills the protagonist's beloved. A hundred years later, the protagonist, A Jiu, returns in a dramatic comeback to avenge his beloved. Ying Jiuwang's sect is wiped out, and his parents and relatives are suppressed in the Nine Hells, where they suffer soul-devouring and body-destroying torment for a thousand years before perishing. Being related to Lord Jiuwang is a high-risk occupation, so Fang Zhilu makes a run for it. - To stay alive and, while he's at it, ride the protagonist's coattails to ascension, Fang Zhilu goes to the protagonist's shabby little sect. He brings him food and drink and fawns over him. But... why is the protagonist looking at him more and more strangely? One morning, Fang Zhilu stares hard at the blue sword scar on the protagonist's chest. The man lifts a lock of his black hair and asks, "When will you come back with me to be wed?" For the first time in his life, Fang Zhilu swears out loud. Damn it! You've got the wrong person!!! The real protagonist is still in the back mountain, cutting grass and feeding pigs! - After Ying Jiuwang is seriously injured, he glimpses the secrets of surviving the tribulation. He seals his cultivation and appearance, then takes on the identity of A Jiu to undergo his trial. Little does he know that Fang Zhilu, who suddenly disappeared, is now constantly fawning over him. When he's hungry, Fang Zhilu personally cooks a feast. When he's sick, Fang Zhilu stays up all night to care for him. When he's hurt, Fang Zhilu cries harder than anyone else. So be it. Fang Zhilu probably didn't leave him of his own accord back then. It wouldn't hurt to take him back again. Also known as: "I Must Be Blind to Mistake the Protagonist for Someone Else," "Do You People Have Something Wrong With You, Giving Them Exactly the Same Name?" and "Wah, wah, I won't dare curse anymore. My back is about to break. Please let me live." Theme: Even when you're in a difficult situation, keep hope in your heart.