Everything has a spirit. Even a wall can cultivate itself into a god.
Jian Gui is the first wall god of his kind, unprecedented throughout history.
After the Divine Affairs Bureau detected the wall god Jian Gui, they gave him a thorough introduction to the core values of socialism and offered him excellent benefits if he would enter the mortal world.
Jian Gui refused. What was so bad about being a wall? He could ship couples every day and have the time of his life!
Demon Venerables and demon kings, senior and junior brothers, all pinning people to walls for kisses. Princes, heirs, generals, and imperial sons doing the same. CEOs, movie stars, and esports champions pinning people to walls for kisses, too!
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Jian Gui had met many people, and saved many of them.
The one who gave him his name was a beautiful god of slaughter.
The beautiful god of slaughter claimed he would slaughter his way across the planet, yet in the end he turned his sword on himself.
Jian Gui hurriedly saved him and gave him a pep talk about the core values of socialism, urging him to live. Jian Gui left him a bottle of medicine. The beautiful god of slaughter picked it up with a string of curses and used it, his purple eyes seeming to burn with anger. He gave a cold snort and said:
"Jian Gui."
Later, Jian Gui saved a little immortal who was grievously wounded and had gone into cultivation deviation. He told him that the seven emotions and six desires were also part of the Dao.
"Socialism is good, equality is the right path, boys and girls are all the same... No, wait, that's not what I mean. Whether you have feelings or not, it's all part of the Dao."
The little immortal: "..."
Much later, Jian Gui saw a mortal child crouching in a corner playing a game. He was stunned by how cool and exciting it was: all kinds of gods and demons fighting in a huge battle, and no one even died! He immediately announced that he wanted to enter the mortal world.
The Divine Affairs Bureau made him an ID card and told him he could invite one auxiliary god to accompany him.
So Jian Gui's invitation ritual brought forth the beautiful god of slaughter, the little immortal, a thousand-year-old corpse king, a merfolk sea god, a talisman god...
When the group learned that he could have only one auxiliary god, they fought so fiercely that heaven and earth grew dim.
Jian Gui had only just entered the world, but his auxiliary gods had already caused so much damage in their fight that he was saddled with a debt: ...
Theme: Break free of fate and resist injustice.