The Koi Spirit's Guide to Winning Over a Powerful Man

Hua Jinyue, a powerhouse from the apocalypse, is transported into a xianxia novel and becomes the last black-scaled koi in the cultivation world. Unfortunately, she is a disabled fish, with only half a koi pearl. According to the original story, after she fails her next attempt to leap through the Dragon Gate, the Heavenly Dao will erase her consciousness, turning her into a mindless, emotionless spirit fish, which will then be made into boiled fish to nourish the female lead. Hua Jinyue: ...This is beyond ridiculous. You only get one life. She was going to live, and live well, comfortably, and for a long, long time. Anyone who stood in the way of her survival would become her sworn enemy. To avoid becoming boiled fish, she woke up Old Wang next door, a tortoise that had been asleep for ten thousand years, and learned that her chance at survival lay with Tianyan Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world. Hua Jinyue carried all her belongings on her back and swam for a month to the foot of Tianyan Mountain. She concealed her identity and joined Tianyan Sword Sect, searching in vain for several months. Just as she was about to find a good resting place and have one last wild time before being laid to rest, Xie Wuchen, the Sword Lord of Immortality who had been away from the sect on a training expedition, returned. She discovered that whenever she got close to Xie Wuchen, her koi pearl would slowly repair itself. The closer she got, the faster it healed. Hua Jinyue let out a squeal like a startled marmot. Ahhh, she was back in business! As the foremost member of Tianyan Sword Sect, Xie Wuchen was as cool and distant as the moon in the heavens, a celestial immortal. His Longevity Sword Art had shaken the Six Directions and Eight Desolations. He could slay immortal lords and gods above, and demons and monsters below. He was a renowned figure throughout the cultivation world. Such a man was the dream partner of every female cultivator across the Eight Desolations and Six Directions. Unfortunately, he was born without feelings and was destined never to stop for anyone. Until the day of the Immortal Sects Assembly, when the Recording Wall passed over the summit of Qixia Mountain and happened to capture this scene. Xie Wuchen's eyes were tinged red as he was pinned against a fusang tree. A beautiful female cultivator with skin like ice and snow and a face like peach blossoms stood on the Longevity Sword and kissed him on the lips. Everyone was in an uproar. One female cultivator had been single for thirteen thousand years and was on her knees, begging for tips on finding a partner. Hua Jinyue spread her hands. If I said I never intended to fall in love in the first place, and that all of this was the fault of boiled fish, would you believe me? Revised 2022.2.9 Theme: As long as you are alive, there is hope.