My new novel, Persuading the Taoist Priest to Mind His Own Business, is now open for bookmarks!
Blurb:
Cowardly Ai Ling dies the first time she tries to help someone in need. When she wakes up, she finds that she has transmigrated to a dangerous, desolate planet.
The System tells her that her only mission is to kill the Demon King.
Ai Ling thinks it over. "What happens if I don't?"
"The planet will be destroyed in a hundred years."
"Oh, haha! Fine, I'll kill him. Just let me rest first!"
That rest turns into a long one. Ai Ling starts looking for water, planting crops, chopping wood, building a house, and growing flowers...
Until one day, she comes across a fellow man who is badly wounded and close to death. Ai Ling immediately takes him home and saves him.
At first, the man is cold, strange, and not much of a talker. Later, he starts helping her on his own.
He finds ore that makes plants grow quickly, monsters that are easy to tame, fruit trees that grow bread...
Meanwhile, the System starts acting strangely.
Ai Ling: "System, don't panic or get mad. Just tell me where the Demon King is, and I'll send the man to kill him!"
System: "Um... in front, behind, and to the left."
The man's eyes sweep around.
System: "No, not him."
Across the universe, viewers following the Demon King assassination plan are practically steaming with rage:
[I'm done. What are they even doing?]
[Ugh, this is the 11,806th batch of clones. Number 5 in this batch is a disgrace to Blue Star genes.]
Three months later, Ai Ling starts receiving packages from the sky, one after another. They contain all the materials she needs to build her manor.
Each comes with a note: Most esteemed Number 5, dear little sister, please share your delicious food with us.
Live chat for the Demon King assassination plan:
[Ah, what kind of heavenly barbecue is this? I want to switch sides again.]
[Vampires, get lost. Barbecue belongs to the Beastfolk. You can stick to your milk tea.]
[Can I just say, don't you think that shot of He Xi holding her in his arms is kind of sweet?]
[Hey, hey, snap out of it! Does anyone remember what Number 5 is supposed to be doing? If He Xi doesn't die soon, we're all doomed!]
My new novel, Persuading the Taoist Priest to Mind His Own Business, is now open for bookmarks. Give it a click with your lovely little hands, everyone!
Blurb:
Everyone calls Zhi Jian a "jinx."
Only Zhi Jian knows that her younger sister, Zhi Mo, is the real "jinx."
Whenever the girl cries, all sorts of bad luck follow.
Zhi Jian hates her and decides to give her away.
She puts an exceedingly sweet smile on her face and forces out her gentlest voice. "Mo Bao, a nice family is willing to adopt you. You'll get to eat candy!"
Her little sister is completely unsuspecting. Her lips quiver, then she lets out a wail that rings across the heavens.
Zhi Jian's vision goes black, and then she... transmigrates.
*
The Yu Kingdom is cursed, and monsters and evil spirits run rampant.
To break the curse, they must find a sacred relic that an ancient god dropped into the mortal world.
Yan Ji, a disciple of the mystic sect, grows suspicious of two strange sisters while searching for the relic.
He captures the younger sister and threatens the girl: "Little demon, hand over your weapon, or I'll take her away."
The girl thinks for a moment, then says, "I advise you, Taoist priest, to mind your own business."
Yan Ji sneers. "I'll do as I please!"
So the girl quickly searches her backpack, pulls out a box of instant noodles, and tosses it to him. "Thanks. This is your payment."
Yan Ji: ??
The little sister's lips quiver again as she's about to cry...
From then on, the little Taoist priest's most important job is to soothe the little dumpling!
*
Zhi Jian finally manages to get rid of her jinx of a sister and returns to her original world, feeling light as a feather. What? A haunting?!
"Ahem, well, little Taoist, oh, I mean, good sir, I know a great place that can help you improve your cultivation fast. Interested? Heh."
Theme: Endure the darkness, and welcome the light.
After the Farmer's Daughter Followed Her Husband to the Capital
A Sweet Crossing
Jinse (Reborn)
No Migration After the Rain
Waiting for the Summer Solstice
The Junior Concubine Just Wants to Get By
The Cold-Hearted Concubine's Daughter
I Transmigrated into a Period Novel as the Big Foolish Sister
The Rural Wife Returns to the City in the 1980s
Too Well-Behaved
I vomited blood. What kind of peerless virgin white lotus is this?
Sweet potatoes are plant stems, not plant fruits.
After starting the adventure, it seemed like exploring the ruins. This world view setting seemed quite fun.
The wild boar may eat the chicken, but it is not suitable to house the two together, and the wild boar may be given an extra meal. It's troublesome to boil water for bathing, but you can burn pebbles on fire and then throw the stones into the basin, and the water will be hot enough.
I clicked in countless times, and when I saw the copywriting, I heard about my girlfriend and told me to quit, even if it wasn't true, I still reacted with disapproval.
It seems that this batch of people are not clones, but captured souls, which is terrifying if you think about it!
Although the writing style is still a bit immature, the plot is okay and the pace is not too sluggish. Come on, I'm optimistic about you.
What does Xi Shazhe mean? What does ancestor mean?
I read the copy carefully and was confused. I thought I entered the page by mistake. I looked at the name and saw that I was right? Why are the copywriting and title content so different? I didn't have the patience to read it slowly, and I scrolled down several times before I saw the copy of this article. . . . Only then did I realize that the one above was written by someone else. . . . .
This time's pre-collection, I hope you finally listened~