Did the Metaphysics Streamer Pick Up a Cub Today?

At some point, Xie Lin's livestreams suddenly underwent a dramatic change. Originally, as a supernatural streamer, he would show his viewers the underworld one day, give them a glimpse of ascension the next, and set up a fortune-telling stall the day after that. He lived freely and did as he pleased. But one day, fate suddenly took a strange turn. In the empty Qingqiu, only a great formation remained, watching over hundreds of hungry fox cubs. With no better choice of guardian, Xie Lin volunteered. "I'll raise them." Comments: So many foxes! The streamer is actually going to raise them? He must be rich! In the Demon Sect, the stolen young of all kinds of races were piled up like a mountain. Unable to find their families anytime soon, Xie Lin could only sigh. "I'll take them to my place for now." Comments: Are any of these protected animals? By the school, he found two earthbound spirits who looked no older than six or seven. Their karmic ties were unresolved, so they couldn't be reincarnated. Looking at the two little ghosts' teary eyes, Xie Lin couldn't bring himself to refuse. "Then come with me." Comments: Where did they find those child actors? They're so good, I was totally immersed... In the mountains, beside a stream, a newborn mountain god and river god opened their bleary eyes. Xie Lin thought, This is bad. Then he heard two bright, clear calls: "Daddy!" The comments were numb with disbelief: What kind of weird little ones did the streamer pick up this time? The viewers in Xie Lin's livestream always assumed that all the fluffy creatures he kept bringing home were animals he'd bought for the show, and that the children were hired actors. They never expected that one day, spiritual qi revival would come... Someone climbed the mountain to ask Xie Lin to teach them how to cultivate immortality. Xie Lin expertly plucked one fluffy creature from the pile. "You go teach them." With a bang, the fluffy creature transformed into human form. "You got it!" Someone asked Xie Lin for help exorcising an evil spirit. He beckoned, and two little ghosts darted out of the house. "Off to work!" The little ghosts happily saluted. "You got it!" Someone got lost in the mountains. A little bird with rainbow-colored feathers suddenly appeared among the trees. With a flap of its wings, it sent the lost traveler down the mountain. It even gave them a bag of mountain fruit to take along. The traveler thought the child looked familiar. A villager nearby reminded them, "That's the little mountain god from Xie Lin's house!" The history books record that Xie Lin was an extraordinary man. He never married, but his children were scattered all over the world. - *This story is entirely fictional. Please believe in science~ *Cover artist: ZDC *The bonus chapters are long and plentiful, and very much written for my own enjoyment. Buy with caution! *Comments on individual chapters are open, with no restrictions. - [Preview of my upcoming novel] The Fake Frail White Moonlight It is said that the young prodigies of the Tianyan Continent all share one white moonlight: Yan Wu, the senior disciple of the Changsheng Sect. It is not only because of his peerless beauty, but also his unmatched elegance, able to cleave the heavens with a single sword, and his gentle, unworldly temperament. His only flaw is his poor health. The events of his childhood left a demonic vine planted inside him. It took root in his spiritual roots, sharing life and death with him, and grew stronger as he cultivated. As a result, despite his steadily rising cultivation and a sword in his hand capable of leveling mountains and parting seas, Yan Wu still suffers day and night from the vine's torment. One careless move could send him down the path of demonic cultivation. The entire cultivation world laments his fate. Only I know the rumors are false. - I am Yan Wu, the demon who will destroy this world. Being the Changsheng Sect's senior disciple is just a secret identity I made up for myself. People think I'm handsome because I designed my face to match conventional tastes perfectly. People think I'm virtuous because I act exactly like the sort of person they admire. People think I'm frail and pitiful because it's a disguise I use to lower their guard and conceal my demonic aura. People think I'm strong... Well, that part is true. I really am strong. After all, I'm the one who's going to destroy the world. And now the time is right. I'm confident that I can... ...Wait, never mind. Someone's here. - It's my junior brothers and sisters. "Senior Brother, the sect tournament starts tomorrow. Are you coming to watch?" I don't want to go. But they're smiling at me! "...I'll go." Oh well, I can always destroy the world the day after tomorrow, right? - "A-Wu, I've brewed some peach blossom wine. Want to come have a drink?" "...Sure." ...The day after that... - "Yan Wu, I've just mastered a new sword technique. I'll come find you tomorrow so you can give me your opinion." "...All right." ...The day after that... - So why do you all keep coming to see me?! I'm going to destroy the world sooner or later! [Recommending my friends' novels] I Became an Immortal in Strange Tales by Yijian Guanxue: A second-generation immortal with secret identities everywhere in the Strange Tales world. After Binding the Life System, I Achieved Travel Freedom by Li Meigui: Ditching the boss, livestreaming farm life and travel, and making a fortune. A Homeless Man's Survival Guide by Beilou Yuexia: Starting with a plastic woven sack, and making one coin stretch as far as it can. Theme: Sharing joy is better than enjoying it alone.