Xiaoman is a little mountain god.
She transmigrates into a children's variety-show novel as a cannon-fodder kid. In the book, the female lead and her younger sister win countless fans by showing off their close bond, while Xiaoman and her dad are used as a contrast. Their luck is stolen, and they end up hated by the entire internet.
To keep her identity a secret, the little mountain god does her best to act ordinary, while also lending a hand to her frail human dad.
After they join a parenting variety show together,
while everyone else struggles to chop wood and start a fire, Xiaoman builds a treehouse;
while everyone else tries to identify edible plants in the wilderness, Xiaoman gives her little followers a nature lesson;
while everyone else screams as pigs chase them, Xiaoman knocks a wild boar out with one kick.
Netizens: I can't believe I'm watching a kid take care of her dad on a parenting show. (Mind hazy.)
Xiaoman: ! Oh no, I forgot to act weak.
Seeing her dad walking over in the distance, Xiaoman holds out a bottle of water. "Dad, I can't open the cap."
Jiang Qinghe is a big shot who returned from an infinite world.
He kept his claws sheathed and settled into an ordinary life, until one day he suddenly became a dad.
To avoid giving himself away, he does his best to act like an ordinary person, while teasing his cheeky little girl.
One time, the cheeky kid asked him to open a bottle.
Jiang Qinghe gave her a lazy glance and casually twisted the cap. The bottle was twisted into a pretzel.
...Ah, he overdid it.
He turned around and saw the kid brandishing a feather duster, a sinister smile on her face.
"You cheeky old dad, how dare you pretend with me?!"
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---Synopsis: "The Class Clown's Guide to Becoming Everyone's Campus Crush"---
Jiangjiang transmigrates into a melodramatic school romance as a villainous girl who has a crush on the F3 and bullies the female lead.
But... the moment she sees the female lead, Jiangjiang, a shameless admirer of pretty faces, falls head over heels.
She's so cute! I have to be her friend!
System: Your mission is to defeat the female lead and become the unattainable white moonlight in the hearts of the F3!
Jiangjiang, who's given the female lead a ten-layer beauty filter and is hard of hearing: Got it. Defeat the F3 and become the female lead's white moonlight, right?
In the original story, the female lead disguises herself as a boy to enter an elite academy. The F3 pursue her because of a bet, toy with her feelings, and force themselves on her against her will.
As soon as Jiangjiang enrolls, she snatches the title of top student from the aloof academic prodigy, then steals his scenes to tutor the female lead;
she beats up the school bully who tries to force himself on the female lead, then protects her from a gang of thugs;
she teaches the female lead's lovesick younger stepbrother, who's into locking people in dark rooms, a lesson and gets him sent to the police station for some education.
The System is convinced the mission is doomed, but then...
Academic prodigy: Boss, teach me how to study.
School bully: Boss, teach me how to fight... martial arts!
Younger stepbrother: Sis-in-law, teach me how to date! How did you win over my brother?
Jiangjiang: Huh? The first two are understandable, but what's with the last one? I don't know your brother.
Everyone: ?
Wait, you pursued him so earnestly, and now you're saying you don't know him? Who'd believe that?!
Jiangjiang: Your sister never told me she had any other brothers?
Younger stepbrother: I don't have a sister. That's my brother!
Jiangjiang: ...Huh?
The real male lead gives her a knowing smile. "So... you pursued me, then said we're just friends?"
Jiangjiang stammers in confusion. "No! To me, you're not just an ordinary friend. You're the most, most important..."
"Bestie."
Him: "..."
Jiangjiang: Help! What do I do after accidentally provoking the Demon King?
Academic prodigy/School bully/Younger stepbrother: I told you! You should pick me instead of him!
(A straightforward little ray of sunshine with a friendship-first mindset x a cold, calculating, stunningly handsome guy)
Core theme: A harmonious father-daughter relationship requires honesty
Early morning hours.
The cell phone placed not far from the dining table vibrated.
Xiaoman paused, took a sip of soy milk, and then unlocked the phone screen.
She would receive a text message on time at seven o'clock every morning, and today was no exception.
[SRL: Morning.
Xiaoman replied calmly: Morning.
She put her hands on the keyboard, and as expected she saw 'the other party is typing' displayed at the top of the dialog box. After a while, the line disappeared and reappeared.
How confused is he? Xiao Man was helpless and found it funny at the same time.
"Who texted you so early in the morning?"
Xiaoman was startled by the sudden appearance of someone behind him, and his first reaction was to block the phone screen.
Jiang Qinghe pulled up his chair and sat down, and said coolly: "Don't worry, I didn't see what you were talking about."
Xiao Man had no doubt about this. Jiang Qinghe was not the kind of person who would peek into his children's chat records. He probably caught a glimpse of it accidentally when he came out.
Despite this, she still felt nervous about having her secret discovered, and said vaguely: "Punch-in robot."
Jiang Qinghe was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but laugh.
He forced himself to say calmly, "Oh." Then he picked up his portion of breakfast, hid his face behind the pancake and laughed wildly.
Xiaoman said speechlessly: "What's so funny."
They were sitting so close to each other, and Jiang Qinghe's smile was completely deceiving.
Jiang Qinghe: "I thought of something funny."
After saying that, he picked up his cell phone and bombarded Shen Shou like crazy.
When Shen Shou was woken up by the message notification sound, he regretted that he had forgotten to turn on mute before going to bed, which gave Jiang Qinghe the opportunity to harass him.
But when he picked up the phone and saw the specific content of the message, he immediately sobered up.
Shen Shou's eyes widened slightly, and he showed a cheerful smile that even he didn't realize. After replying a few messages, he quickly got up, pushed the door open and walked to the opposite door of Shen Raolin's room to eavesdrop.
As soon as Shen's mother opened the door, she saw that her lazy son, who always slept until he woke up naturally, had woken up early, and she almost doubted her eyes.
With a puzzled look on her face, she gestured to Father Shen to tell him not to act rashly, then silently closed the door and opened it again.
Good guy, it's really Shen Shou.
"What are you doing sneaking up on your brothers?" She asked speechlessly.
If his son's fans saw what he looked like now, they would be heartbroken.
Shen Shou was caught eavesdropping. He froze. He made a silent gesture to his parents and whispered: "I heard something from him when I went out, so I wanted to listen."
Mother Shen smiled softly, with an attitude of 'believe it or not'.
Shen Shou had no choice but to tell the truth: "He sent a message to the little girl early in the morning. I just came to see the situation."
Fart, no matter what the situation, you just want to eat melon!
Shen's mother looked at him accusingly, then she also leaned on the door, pushing Shen Shou to the side.
Dad Shen, who was watching silently: "..."
Shen Raolin in the room didn't notice this at all. He knew that Xiaoman didn't have the habit of playing with his mobile phone in the morning, so he specially set an alarm clock and said good morning to each other before falling asleep again.
But even if he knew, he probably wouldn't care too much - Shen Raolin's love was slowly accumulated over a long period of time, but it was also passionate.
After Xiaoman completed his morning arrangements, he unknowingly sat on the sofa and picked up his phone again.
She is not addicted to mobile phones, and there are not many entertainment software on her mobile phone. For her, the mobile phone is just an ordinary communication tool.
When she came to her senses again, the interface of her phone had stayed on the familiar private chat page.
Xiao Man looked at the rows of chat records with a bit of trepidation. Even she had just discovered that they had talked so much without knowing it, and even had a giant wheel.
After seeing the line 'The other party is typing' appearing at the top of the dialog box, Xiao Man finally made up his mind.
[JXM: Give me an address]
[SRL: I'm going to visit Ai City recently]
They sent the message almost simultaneously.
Shen Raolin replied to the second message almost instantly, which made Xiaoman even more sure that he was struggling with the words like her before typing for so long, and just like her... Nervous.
[SRL: I sent it to you, do you want to come and play with us?
[JXM: Welcome to Ai City ~ I'll show you around]
[JXM: I originally wanted to come and play with you, but is it okay if you come to Ai City?
[SRL: You can come and play with me first, and then we go to Ai City together. It happens to be a long holiday next week, which is long enough]
Shen Raolin unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, quite proud of his 'shamelessness'.
Xiaoman also guessed his thoughts and couldn't help laughing.
A few days later, the day before Xiaoman arrived, Shen Raolin received a courier.
It was an agriculture-related book, which confused him. If Xiaoman hadn't asked him proactively, he wouldn't have even guessed who would give him this type of book.
If it was a book about oceans, even if it was about undersea plants, he would understand it, but what was the meaning of crops...?
Out of some unspeakable little thoughts of his own, Shen Raolin quickly poked at his friends. At the same time, he did not forget to make a mosaic for himself and used the word "my friends" to introduce this story.
He specifically selected a man and a woman, even ruling out possible cognitive differences in gender.
A friend surnamed Si, who did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement, replied to him: [Meaning: grass.
Shen Raolin:…
He decisively blocked the friend surnamed Si and turned around to ask the friend surnamed Yan. However, the friend surnamed Yan had already colluded with the friend surnamed Si and replied: [This friend of yours is not you, right?
Shen Raolin lost his second friend today.
Fortunately, my friend surnamed Wen, who was well-read in poetry and literature, did not expose his friend theory or deal with him indiscriminately. Instead, he sent him a photo.
The content of the photo is a poem.
"If I send you a book, I won't send you poetry
I'm going to give you a book about plants, about crops
Tell you the difference between rice and tares
Tell you about a tare
The fearful spring"
——Yu Xiuhua "I Love You"
Shen Raolin tried to calm down, but his face turned red unconsciously.
They really have the same mind!
Xiao Shen was confident that he was ready to confess the next day, and was waiting to use this book as a premise to lead to the rest of the story. However, when the matter was mentioned again, Xiao Man showed a confused expression.
Shen Raolin said implicitly: "I received your book."
I have also received your thoughts.
"Ah, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten... Where is my book?" Xiaoman suddenly realized, no wonder she always felt that something was missing.
Shen Raolin took out the book that was their 'love token', and Xiao Man took it and began to read it seriously.
Ten minutes passed.
Half an hour passed.
An hour passed.
Shen Raolin was restless and could not wait for the moment of "mutual confession" that he imagined. He cleared his throat to call back Xiaoman's attention.
Xiao Man was looking at it in fascination. After being interrupted by him, he realized it and smiled awkwardly: "Are you hungry?"
Shen Raolin:?
No, whether he is hungry or not is not the key... Although he is indeed hungry, but the point is, shouldn't he strike while the iron is hot and talk about love at this time?
Why did you start reading the book? !
After a small meeting of satisfaction, he said: "Thank you for taking care of the book for me."
Things finally came back under Shen Raolin's control, and he hinted implicitly: "I also want to give you... The same book."
Because I feel the same way about you.
Xiaoman: "Huh?"
"No, one book is enough for you to read. If you want to send a book, I will make a list for you later. I happen to be studying this recently."
Shen Raolin finally noticed something was wrong: "... Huh? You gave me this book because..."
Xiaoman: "I didn't give you a book. I came to play with you. I sent it in advance so that I could read it myself."
She suddenly realized: "Do you want it? Then I will buy another one for you."
Shen Raolin turned around with a dark face and dragged his friend surnamed Wen into the blacklist.
Damn it, these useless friends will mislead him! ! !
Shen Raolin was quite frustrated. He originally thought that progress would finally be made between them, but he didn't expect that it was just an error.
Xiaoman said: "But books are just a backup option."
Shen Raolin: "Huh?"
Xiao Man said nonchalantly: "I like you. If my confession succeeds, we will play together. If it fails, I will read a book. What do you think?"
Shen Raolin:? ! ! !
"... Stop reading and play with me."
He said these words with difficulty, almost coquettishly, and tilted his head to reveal his red ears.
(The idea of sending a book and interpreting it as Yu Xiuhua's poem originated from the Internet)
(Wow, wow, I know it's awkward, don't scold me. If you don't like it, just pretend you didn't see it. This will be released as a free bonus episode)
Jiang Qinghe laughed to death. As expected of you, you are tired of saying this.
It's so good, time will not change the old feelings
They don't know, what about me? I am a reader from God's perspective. Don't I deserve to know?
Haha, what a smart father and son, they understand each other very well.
Hahahaha, Brother Jiang is a veteran. There should be something similar in the infinite world.
I really want to know if Xiaoman has a CP and who is the CP?
Hey guys, weird rules
So what the hell is going on?
So what on earth did you write? My curiosity has been completely aroused. Ahhhhhhhhh.
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I Became the Campus Novel's Most Popular Girl Through Ridiculous Antics
The Picky One's Monster Boyfriends...
Starting Today, I'm an Evil God
Filming a Dating Show in a Nightmare Game [Infinite]
Making My Best Friend Mine [Alpha Female, Omega Male]
Humanoid Cheat Code [Interstellar]
Early morning hours. The cell phone placed not far from the dining table vibrated. Xiaoman paused, took a sip of soy milk, and then unlocked the phone screen. She would receive a text message on time at seven o'clock every morning, and today was no exception. [SRL: Morning. Xiaoman replied calmly: Morning. She put her hands on the keyboard, and as expected she saw 'the other party is typing' displayed at the top of the dialog box. After a while, the line disappeared and reappeared. How confused is he? Xiao Man was helpless and found it funny at the same time. "Who texted you so early in the morning?" Xiaoman was startled by the sudden appearance of someone behind him, and his first reaction was to block the phone screen. Jiang Qinghe pulled up his chair and sat down, and said coolly: "Don't worry, I didn't see what you were talking about." Xiao Man had no doubt about this. Jiang Qinghe was not the kind of person who would peek into his children's chat records. He probably caught a glimpse of it accidentally when he came out. Despite this, she still felt nervous about having her secret discovered, and said vaguely: "Punch-in robot." Jiang Qinghe was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but laugh. He forced himself to say calmly, "Oh." Then he picked up his portion of breakfast, hid his face behind the pancake and laughed wildly. Xiaoman said speechlessly: "What's so funny." They were sitting so close to each other, and Jiang Qinghe's smile was completely deceiving. Jiang Qinghe: "I thought of something funny." After saying that, he picked up his cell phone and bombarded Shen Shou like crazy. When Shen Shou was woken up by the message notification sound, he regretted that he had forgotten to turn on mute before going to bed, which gave Jiang Qinghe the opportunity to harass him. But when he picked up the phone and saw the specific content of the message, he immediately sobered up. Shen Shou's eyes widened slightly, and he showed a cheerful smile that even he didn't realize. After replying a few messages, he quickly got up, pushed the door open and walked to the opposite door of Shen Raolin's room to eavesdrop. As soon as Shen's mother opened the door, she saw that her lazy son, who always slept until he woke up naturally, had woken up early, and she almost doubted her eyes. With a puzzled look on her face, she gestured to Father Shen to tell him not to act rashly, then silently closed the door and opened it again. Good guy, it's really Shen Shou. "What are you doing sneaking up on your brothers?" She asked speechlessly. If his son's fans saw what he looked like now, they would be heartbroken. Shen Shou was caught eavesdropping. He froze. He made a silent gesture to his parents and whispered: "I heard something from him when I went out, so I wanted to listen." Mother Shen smiled softly, with an attitude of 'believe it or not'. Shen Shou had no choice but to tell the truth: "He sent a message to the little girl early in the morning. I just came to see the situation." Fart, no matter what the situation, you just want to eat melon! Shen's mother looked at him accusingly, then she also leaned on the door, pushing Shen Shou to the side. Dad Shen, who was watching silently: "..." Shen Raolin in the room didn't notice this at all. He knew that Xiaoman didn't have the habit of playing with his mobile phone in the morning, so he specially set an alarm clock and said good morning to each other before falling asleep again. But even if he knew, he probably wouldn't care too much - Shen Raolin's love was slowly accumulated over a long period of time, but it was also passionate. After Xiaoman completed his morning arrangements, he unknowingly sat on the sofa and picked up his phone again. She is not addicted to mobile phones, and there are not many entertainment software on her mobile phone. For her, the mobile phone is just an ordinary communication tool. When she came to her senses again, the interface of her phone had stayed on the familiar private chat page. Xiao Man looked at the rows of chat records with a bit of trepidation. Even she had just discovered that they had talked so much without knowing it, and even had a giant wheel. After seeing the line 'The other party is typing' appearing at the top of the dialog box, Xiao Man finally made up his mind. [JXM: Give me an address] [SRL: I'm going to visit Ai City recently] They sent the message almost simultaneously. Shen Raolin replied to the second message almost instantly, which made Xiaoman even more sure that he was struggling with the words like her before typing for so long, and just like her... Nervous. [SRL: I sent it to you, do you want to come and play with us? [JXM: Welcome to Ai City ~ I'll show you around] [JXM: I originally wanted to come and play with you, but is it okay if you come to Ai City? [SRL: You can come and play with me first, and then we go to Ai City together. It happens to be a long holiday next week, which is long enough] Shen Raolin unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, quite proud of his 'shamelessness'. Xiaoman also guessed his thoughts and couldn't help laughing. A few days later, the day before Xiaoman arrived, Shen Raolin received a courier. It was an agriculture-related book, which confused him. If Xiaoman hadn't asked him proactively, he wouldn't have even guessed who would give him this type of book. If it was a book about oceans, even if it was about undersea plants, he would understand it, but what was the meaning of crops...? Out of some unspeakable little thoughts of his own, Shen Raolin quickly poked at his friends. At the same time, he did not forget to make a mosaic for himself and used the word "my friends" to introduce this story. He specifically selected a man and a woman, even ruling out possible cognitive differences in gender. A friend surnamed Si, who did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement, replied to him: [Meaning: grass. Shen Raolin:… He decisively blocked the friend surnamed Si and turned around to ask the friend surnamed Yan. However, the friend surnamed Yan had already colluded with the friend surnamed Si and replied: [This friend of yours is not you, right? Shen Raolin lost his second friend today. Fortunately, my friend surnamed Wen, who was well-read in poetry and literature, did not expose his friend theory or deal with him indiscriminately. Instead, he sent him a photo. The content of the photo is a poem. "If I send you a book, I won't send you poetry I'm going to give you a book about plants, about crops Tell you the difference between rice and tares Tell you about a tare The fearful spring" ——Yu Xiuhua "I Love You" Shen Raolin tried to calm down, but his face turned red unconsciously. They really have the same mind! Xiao Shen was confident that he was ready to confess the next day, and was waiting to use this book as a premise to lead to the rest of the story. However, when the matter was mentioned again, Xiao Man showed a confused expression. Shen Raolin said implicitly: "I received your book." I have also received your thoughts. "Ah, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten... Where is my book?" Xiaoman suddenly realized, no wonder she always felt that something was missing. Shen Raolin took out the book that was their 'love token', and Xiao Man took it and began to read it seriously. Ten minutes passed. Half an hour passed. An hour passed. Shen Raolin was restless and could not wait for the moment of "mutual confession" that he imagined. He cleared his throat to call back Xiaoman's attention. Xiao Man was looking at it in fascination. After being interrupted by him, he realized it and smiled awkwardly: "Are you hungry?" Shen Raolin:? No, whether he is hungry or not is not the key... Although he is indeed hungry, but the point is, shouldn't he strike while the iron is hot and talk about love at this time? Why did you start reading the book? ! After a small meeting of satisfaction, he said: "Thank you for taking care of the book for me." Things finally came back under Shen Raolin's control, and he hinted implicitly: "I also want to give you... The same book." Because I feel the same way about you. Xiaoman: "Huh?" "No, one book is enough for you to read. If you want to send a book, I will make a list for you later. I happen to be studying this recently." Shen Raolin finally noticed something was wrong: "... Huh? You gave me this book because..." Xiaoman: "I didn't give you a book. I came to play with you. I sent it in advance so that I could read it myself." She suddenly realized: "Do you want it? Then I will buy another one for you." Shen Raolin turned around with a dark face and dragged his friend surnamed Wen into the blacklist. Damn it, these useless friends will mislead him! ! ! Shen Raolin was quite frustrated. He originally thought that progress would finally be made between them, but he didn't expect that it was just an error. Xiaoman said: "But books are just a backup option." Shen Raolin: "Huh?" Xiao Man said nonchalantly: "I like you. If my confession succeeds, we will play together. If it fails, I will read a book. What do you think?" Shen Raolin:? ! ! ! "... Stop reading and play with me." He said these words with difficulty, almost coquettishly, and tilted his head to reveal his red ears. (The idea of sending a book and interpreting it as Yu Xiuhua's poem originated from the Internet) (Wow, wow, I know it's awkward, don't scold me. If you don't like it, just pretend you didn't see it. This will be released as a free bonus episode)
Jiang Qinghe laughed to death. As expected of you, you are tired of saying this.
It's so good, time will not change the old feelings
They don't know, what about me? I am a reader from God's perspective. Don't I deserve to know?
Haha, what a smart father and son, they understand each other very well.
Hahahaha, Brother Jiang is a veteran. There should be something similar in the infinite world.
I really want to know if Xiaoman has a CP and who is the CP?
Hey guys, weird rules
So what the hell is going on?
So what on earth did you write? My curiosity has been completely aroused. Ahhhhhhhhh.