The Picky One's Monster Boyfriends...

Jiang Jiang, a beautiful, wealthy heiress, gets dumped by her boyfriend of three years because he has to go save the world. Jiang Jiang: Huh? Could you at least put some effort into making that up? In a fit of anger, she decides to try matchmaking. And she uses a matchmaking app developed by her ex-boyfriend's company. But every potential date seems to have a little something wrong with him... Match A: Cultured, mild-mannered, considerate, and restrained, but his skin is ice-cold and has a faintly scaly texture. Maybe he has a skin condition. Match B: Sunny, cheerful, and clingy, like an adorable puppy. He seems to have a skin hunger disorder, and when they cuddle, it feels like there are more than two hands... Plus, he's all gooey. Match C: Cold, handsome, and taciturn, with a body full of tempting muscles, but he always howls at the moon at night. What a nuisance. Match D: Gentle, kind, and adorably clueless. He always picks dates near water. Even though he sings beautifully, he's still a little boring. She has no idea that her very existence is an irresistible draw to all monsters. After they become fanatically obsessed with her, she cuts off each match, convinced that "the next one will be better behaved." Jiang Jiang: What kind of garbage app did your company make? The users are so wildly inconsistent in quality. Ex-boyfriend: ...That's not a matchmaking app. It's a monster-finding app. To escape the battlefield of jealous suitors, Jiang Jiang decides to delete her account. "I don't care, just delete my account already! I never want to use it again!" Jiang Jiang says, feeling wronged. Her usually cool and gentle ex-boyfriend lowers his head. His cold lips make her shiver. "What... You're done playing, so now you want to walk away?" Behind her, branches writhing like black mud brush against her tender skin. Please note: 1. A universally adored, naturally manipulative heroine x a seemingly innocent but secretly twisted, love-addled male lead, split into multiple parts. 2. There may be more matchmaking candidates than those in the blurb, depending on the author's tastes. 3. Extremely wish-fulfillment and extremely cheesy. 4. The blurb has been screenshotted. Theme: Don't let anger drive you into making an irrational choice.