Every Day, I'm on Guard Against My Kid Stirring Up Trouble

[A short story, and a pretty terrible one]

Chi Anze never imagined that after accidentally dying, he would get to transmigrate like everyone else.

If he had to transmigrate, so be it. He would just start over in another world.

He could grow flowers, raise cats, and make a little money on the side. Life was lovely. But could someone please tell him why this guy who didn't look all that old was always trying to offer himself to him?

In the bathroom, Chi Anze stared in confusion at Ye Jing as he walked over. "What are you doing?" Ye Jing replied expressionlessly, "Offering myself."

Chi Anze: "What?"

In the bedroom, Chi Anze looked at the extra person on the bed and asked in a trembling voice, "And what are you doing here?"

Ye Jing glanced at Chi Qing. "Offering myself."

Chi Anze silently turned and walked away. You can have the master bedroom!

After that, Ye Jing showed up every night where Chi Anze was sleeping. Chi Anze was at his wit's end and guarded against him like he was a thief.

Gradually, Ye Jing realized that Chi Anze only wanted to grow flowers and play with cats. He had no interest in that sort of thing at all.

So Ye Jing put aside his plans to offer himself, at least for the time being.

But as the two spent more and more time together, Ye Jing's feelings for Chi Anze changed without him noticing, until they were impossible to control.

Brother Chi, when will you finally notice me?

[Reading Guide]

1. A straightforward, lovable bottom x a devoted top who's good at pretending (younger man)

2. The entire plot is fictional and exists to develop the relationship between the two. They are not related, legally or otherwise.

3. The protagonists aren't perfect. If that bothers you, please don't click in.

4. The plot logic and writing may leave something to be desired, and the supporting characters' intelligence is anyone's guess. The author is an idiot, so go easy on me.

Coming soon: The Villain Has Turned Over a New Leaf [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Xu transmigrates into different worlds as villains who die because they talk too much.

Following the fine tradition of "If I can do it, I'll do it; if I can't, I'll run," Gu Xu has made shamelessness part of who he is.

He may have lost his villain role, but now he's got some strange new roles instead.

Entertainment industry world:

Gu Xu has barely arrived when he runs into the plot where the male lead is falsely accused of using his position to sleep with someone. Gu Xu is the one responsible.

Feeling the curious stares coming from every direction and the male lead's murderous glare,

Gu Xu says, "Sorry, I was sleepwalking last night."

The male lead asks, "Then what did you mean by what you just said?"

Gu Xu says, "I don't just sleepwalk, I talk in my sleep, too. I'm still not fully awake."

The male lead: "..."

Before anyone can react, Gu Xu runs off on the spot, leaving behind a crowd of speechless gossips and the male lead.

Gaming esports livestream world:

Gu Xu looks at the scandal brewing on Weibo about the male lead using a stand-in, and at the half-finished post he wrote. Is it too late for him to run now?

That night, the livestream chat is full of people asking if the rumors are true.

Gu Xu: "A stand-in? That was me playing!"

The chat curses him out.

Gu "I Insult Myself" Xu: "That's right, I'm shameless. I made the whole thing up myself."

In another livestream, the male lead watches Gu Xu play. The usually poker-faced man actually smiles.

The male lead: What an interesting person.

Future ABO world:

Gu Xu is a villain plotting to take the position of Federal Marshal. He looks at the male lead, the marshal's son, who is covered in bruises from the beating Gu Xu gave him.

Gu Xu freezes. What the hell am I supposed to do to save myself?

The male lead wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth. "I'll beat you one day."

Gu Xu stares blankly ahead, thinking only, There's no saving this.

Later, the male lead says, "Major General Gu, let's have another match."

Gu Xu: "I don't fight military academy students."

Later still, the male lead says, "I've graduated."

Gu Xu: "I've retired."

The male lead steps closer. "Then can I pursue you now, my dear Major General?"

Gu Xu: "!!??"

[Reading Guide]

1. The top is a fragment of one person, utterly devoted to the bottom, who has an inexplicable attraction to him.

2. One-on-one. The bottom is timid and doesn't like to think.

3. The plot is cheesy and exists to move the story along. Other characters may not be very bright.

Theme: Love the world and live life with a positive attitude.