I’m a Princess in Ancient Times

Blurb: Q: Is transmigrating as the Nth-generation emperor’s descendant a happy experience? Ji Xinxue: Thanks for asking. I’m in ancient times, and I’ve just been made Princess Anwu. Here’s a quick summary of my life so far. I nearly got taken away to make soup for the ancestors because I was born at the wrong hour. At seven, I became County Lady Ningshu thanks to my dad’s promotion. At ten, when my dad was promoted again, I became Princess Anwu. If I wanted another promotion, I’d have to wait until my dad... Cross out that last part. Being a princess is enough. I’m perfectly content. My birth mother is already Consort Shu, with room to rise further. I have no full siblings, and my mother’s clan can’t make much of a splash, so I’m far from the latest battle over who will become crown prince. I can start enjoying my retirement early. I’m highborn, have no troubles, and can look forward to a peaceful and prosperous life. But I still have one last problem to solve. I’m also putting out a marriage announcement. Don’t pass by without taking a look! The requirements are as above, with one added detail: In this dynasty, a princess’s consort can hold an official post, and my father treats his sons-in-law very kindly. This princess has a generous dowry, and will have a fief to support her after the wedding. I’m beautiful and kind, and willing to take concubines for my consort. I hope my future consort can accept that I, like him, am male and interested in women. Cross-dressing powerhouse bottom × loyal dog who turns into a rabid dog seme The main story is told in third person. "His Highness the Crown Prince Only Wants to Stay Alive" Blurb: Tang Zhen wakes up to find himself the crown prince of a dynasty about to fall. To survive, Tang Zhen patiently tolerates the lunatics who might replace the Tang clan as the imperial family, showing them the kind of understanding usually offered by their attending physician. The heir of the powerful Chen family has a childhood sweetheart who looks just like his beloved White Moonlight. Every day, he gazes at Tang Zhen with deep affection and calls him by the White Moonlight’s pet name. The Chen family heir (disdain in his eyes): That’s his only redeeming quality. It’s the only reason I waste my time on him. Tang Zhen: This lunatic is easy to handle. I just need to agree with him. No need to make an effort. A common-born general lost his beloved during the turmoil of war. He most loves listening to Tang Zhen read to him with his face covered. The general (utterly cold): He’s just a substitute. Tang Zhen: This lunatic will do, too. At least he always has rock sugar stewed pears for me. The Grand Secretary, who has the support of most of the court, most enjoys seeing Tang Zhen dressed head to toe in women’s clothes. The Grand Secretary (murmuring softly): He’d be even more perfect if we got rid of the things he shouldn’t have. Tang Zhen: This lunatic is a bit difficult, but I can still manage to fool him. Tang Zhen (smiling): Some perverts are beyond my control. Since I only want to live, I’ll just have to make them die. The lunatics abandoned by their attending physician realize something is wrong and storm the new emperor’s bedchamber, no matter the cost. The new emperor sits on the throne beside a Tang Zhen they barely recognize, the two of them sitting close together. Below the throne, the lunatics, each with a different face but the exact same expression, stare at one another with bulging eyes. Tang Zhen: The air feels so much fresher in a world without perverts. Friend: [hesitates.jpg] Tang Zhen: Just say it. What’s with that look? Friend: A-Zhen, have you really not noticed that everyone you attract shares the same trait? Tang Zhen (taking a strategic step back): Don’t do anything rash. Friend: I mean Cen Wei! Tang Zhen: Impossible! Friend: Don’t be so sure... Tang Zhen: If there’s only one normal person left in the world, it’ll definitely be Cen Wei. Friend: ??? Theme: Live with care, and even the hardest times will bloom