Fujiwara Masaha, the legitimate youngest son of the regent Fujiwara family, was a celebrated gentleman of refined taste in Heian-kyo, famous for passing through a thousand flowers without letting a single petal cling to him.
Half a month ago, however, he vanished from all kinds of banquets.
Missing Fujiwara Masaha: Thanks for asking. I'm in Hida Province, and I just got captured :)
Because his terrible friend Seimei had set a trap for him, he decided to run off to Hida Province, a remote place where the people were supposedly uncivilized.
Rumor had it that a monster with two faces and four arms lived there. The court had branded him a traitor, and before Masaha could even meet him, Masaha was arrested for being a noble.
He met the so-called "monster" in the dungeon where he was imprisoned.
Sukuna: Where'd this useless little snack come from? Did he deliver himself right to my door? Still, being a noble might make him useful.
Masaha: What a peculiar little thing. He really does have four arms! I want to collect him... Though he does seem like an idiot.
In the end...
Sukuna discovered that the useless little snack was beautiful, delicate, and delicious, but poisonous. He was poisoned to death on the spot.
Masaha discovered that the idiot was powerful and clever, but kept cursing people, and ended up living from the Heian period into the modern era.
Reading notes:
1. A light romantic comedy about a proud, narcissistic troublemaker and a fiercely principled man who puts himself above all others. I'm sorry, Sukuna, but I really do think it's a comedy.
2. A crossover featuring Jujutsu Kaisen, the original Onmyoji, Demon Slayer, Inuyasha, Mononoke, Nurarihyon no Mago, and more.
3. Other titles include Steel-Spined Man and Trouble-Maker's Thousand-Year Grudge, My Partner Is Upset Again, A World Where Only Uraume Gets Hurt Is Born, and How Did a Pure Romance Between Two Jerks Turn into a Love Triangle?
Theme: You can hate me, but you must never stop loving me.