When God Falls into the Bathtub of His People

Pre-collection of "The Merciless Taoist Immortal Helped Me Hatch the Little Turtle". Please collect it. Copywriting of this article: Qiu Ju is a second-generation god. He was born with godhood. He was also divided into a land and a group of people by the heaven. But Qiu Ju is not a hard-working person. If he forgets that land, the people on the land will suffer from drought and no harvest for years. When he thinks of his own people, he will wave his hand and there will be heavy rains and floods. Then, Qiu Ju slipped and fell into this land, and was forced to descend to the earth. He contacted Tianjie, who said he would be fished out in a day. One day in the sky, one year in the earth... His land is still poor and barren. How will he spend this year? He will starve to death before he returns to heaven! So Qiugu began to lead his people to make a fortune. When we develop farmyard manure, we can also convey hygiene knowledge to the people. Mushroom cultivation has increased on a large scale, and you can drink fresh mushroom soup every day. Then go to foreigners to get some rice and soybean seeds to enrich the people's dining tables. *** Xiao Ji is the priest of this land, and the tribesmen call him the god's son-in-law. Because he cannot make the land smooth like other priests, he is not trusted by everyone. On this day, Xiao Ji was taking a bath when a man fell into his bathhouse. Xiao Ji: "Are you the daughter-in-law given to me by God?" Qiu Ju was about to retort when Xiao Ji said, "The God of Dog Day has finally fulfilled my wish, otherwise I would definitely go to heaven to kill him." Qiu Ju: "..." I'll just bear it for one fucking day. Day after day, one day on earth is the same as in heaven. Qiu Ju, who was not working hard, thought to himself that one year later, I will give birth to my children. What are you going to do in heaven to take me back? Be a single dad? ================ Pre-collection of "The Merciless Taoist Immortal Helped Me Hatch the Little Turtle". Please collect it. Advance receipt copy: Jiayou went through the book and became a lazy turtle, Turtle Jiayou, who had been practicing for thousands of years. The original person is the control group of Yuan Shushou in a novel. He is stupid and greedy, and wants to give birth to an heir for the ruthless Taoist Immortal Lord, so that the Immortal Lord can have love. In the end, of course, he died at the hands of the Immortal, but it also made the Immortal realize his love for the original book, and he became a cannon fodder. When he came through, the original person had just drugged the immortal. He couldn't understand the turtle's legs and ran too slowly. He was forced to spend three days and three nights with a certain immortal. After detoxification, in order to save his life, he ran away at the fastest speed in his life. The good news also ran away. Who would have known that a month later, he would lay five turtle eggs in his cave! ———— The entire world of cultivation knows that the Immortal Master Wuqingdao has a bottleneck in his cultivation, and he is quite violent. Everyone advised him to go down to earth to experience life and see all the love in the world, which might benefit his cultivation. The immortal descended to earth, picked up a turtle and five eggs and came back, and began to help the little turtle hatch the eggs. However, when these little turtles hatched, they clearly had a turtle face, but why did three of them look so similar to the Immortal Lord? When the little turtle can transform, it will look more like an immortal! Haha, it can't be the cub of the Immortal Lord, it's impossible, the Immortal Lord's ruthless way is about to ascend. ———— Gui Jiayou wanted to escape from the day he was picked up by the Immortal Lord, but this time, he spent a whole day biting the little Tuanpu where the eggs were placed. As soon as he ran out of the Immortal Lord's bedroom, he was carried back. Until the whole world of cultivation said that the hatched turtle looked like an immortal, and Guo Jiayou shivered in his shell. Immortal Lord: "Explain." Turtle Jiayou ignored the scorching sun outside: Turtle is hibernating! Immortal Lord: "I remember being poisoned three years ago." The turtle's shell began to tremble: the turtle was really hibernating! The Immortal Lord pushed the five little turtles to him: "I have an epiphany. Your turtles will be returned to you. You can raise them yourself." Turtle Jiayou: I move so slowly. By the time I get the meat back, the little turtle will be mummified! He stuck out his little head and asked tentatively: "Yes, we have five children?" Purpose: to seek political power in his/her position, and to fulfill his/her duties according to his/her duties.