Pre-collection of "Sir, are you giving birth to a little penguin? I'm so sweet". Please collect it.
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One day, Jichuan came across a fairy tale novel in which the original owner was married to the Demon Lord on his behalf. It was rumored that the Demon Lord's child in his belly was actually Yaoyin raised by the Demon Lord. After he made heaven and earth, he died unexpectedly on the day of childbirth.
When they came across, Jichuan and Mozun were pregnant with a baby for three days and three nights.
The devil must escape, but the original owner is penniless and his cultivation level has been sealed, so he must plan carefully.
Three days later, Jichuan approached the Demon Lord with his newly pregnant flat belly, "The baby said he wanted to eat spiritual fruits, the freshly picked kind... What, the Demon Realm does not produce spiritual fruits? Then let's build a spiritual power greenhouse."
Eight months later, the spirit gathering array and the spirit fruit greenhouse were established, his cultivation level was restored, and he still had some money in his wallet.
But Jichuan's belly is still flat!
Demon Doctor: "How can the Demon Lord's child be born in ten months of pregnancy? Madam, just wait."
Jichuan:! ! ! Is she pregnant with Nezha? But it's okay, the child left him enough time to strategize and escape with a million dollars!
So, in the third year of Jichuan's pregnancy, he said with his still flat belly: "The baby said he had eaten enough spiritual fruits and wanted to take some elixirs. What? You don't know how to make elixirs but only steal them? Then let's build a fully automatic elixir production line."
Jichuan was pregnant for the 30th year: "The baby said he wanted to play with magic weapons, what? Your magic weapons were also snatched, so there are no extras? Then let's build a full series of magic weapon production workshop."
Jichuan's 300th pregnancy...
What if Nezha gave birth to 100 children! My belly is so big, why can't I see the baby being born?
Look at this demon world. There are fully automated factories everywhere. It has become the largest supplier of elixirs, magic weapons, spiritual fruits, and spiritual materials in the entire cultivation world!
Even your father has been influenced and cured his illness with the help of technology. He no longer uses you as a medicine guide. Why don't you come out?
Jichuan's confidant was a silly Baitian who only wanted to help Jichuan run with the ball. He hurried over: "Madam, madam, everything is ready. We can run with the ball tonight!"
The Demon Lord, who was about to deliver the "300 Years of Demon World Third Quarter Financial Report" to his wife, was so angry that the financial report flew away. Full of anger, he forced Jichuan into the corner and said, "You actually want to escape!"
Jichuan: No, listen to my explanation!
Jichuan: Stop explaining! Your 'hundred Nezha' is about to give birth!
Reading guide:
1. It's not a case of using children as a drug guide, it's a misunderstanding. There is only one cub, and 100 Nezha are time quantifiers.
2. Have a deputy CP.
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Pre-collection of "Sir, are you giving birth to a little penguin? I'm so sweet". Please collect it.
Qi Feibai is a penguin who never found a wife to give birth to little penguins with him as an adult.
Until he traveled through time and became an omega, Qi Feibai was ecstatic: "I no longer have to find a wife, I can give birth on my own!"
So he carefully selected the president of Guan Group.
Qi Feibai didn't know that the CEO's gene was defective and he couldn't mark Omega, nor could he have children.
He only thinks that a man is handsome, has a high IQ, is well-educated, has a good figure, and has a great physique. He is very fertile at first glance!
Qi Feibai was very attentive and sent a large basket of pebbles to court a mate, "Sir, hello, do you want to give birth to a little penguin? I am sweet and coconut-scented!"
Then he was kicked out by security.
But Penguin won't give up!
After many efforts, he finally succeeded in getting the president!
The president is very powerful, it took seven days and seven nights to mark him.
On the eighth day, Qi Feibai ran away happily holding his stomach!
A month and a half later, Qi Feibai laid a penguin egg, and the pregnancy test showed there was a baby in her belly.
Qi Feibai: "!!!"
At the same time, he was taken back to Guan's house because of the side bottom mark.
The man who had been taken advantage of him looked at Qi Feibai's swollen belly, veins twitching on his forehead, and his face was gloomy, "I marked you for less than two months, and you came back with a belly that was five months old!"
Qi Feibai, who was afraid of death, showed the penguin egg tremblingly, "I didn't put a hat on you, it was me who was hatching the penguin egg."
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Guan Group and China National Television jointly launched a workplace variety show. Viewers discovered that Mr. Guan, known as the world's richest son-in-law, carries a penguin egg to and from get off work every day. The egg-hatching equipment in his office is comparable to that of a research institute.
Just when everyone was wondering that Mr. Guan actually had such a hobby, the little penguin was born. It was gray and cute, but its eyes looked so similar to Mr. Guan.
Haha, it's impossible for Mr. Guan to have a penguin son!
Purpose: Infrastructure farming and basic education are very important to the development of all walks of life
Reader comments
Read it in one sitting, very engaging
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... Sweat profusely! Brother M, have you become a god...
What on earth are the BAU people doing~ Come and save the hero! ! !
This Caiyun Zhuzhu is so bad, it seems that he needs to be trained hard before he becomes honest [angry]
The eldest brother seems to be very conscious of being a vixen.
I forgot the plot, I should have known better than to fatten up [Cracked]
Read it in one sitting, very engaging
Dear 30 cookies, Today, I write these lines to send you my sincere support as a reader who loves yuri novels. It's wonderful to see fresh, passionate works like yours emerging. I want to thank you for bravely pursuing your writing journey, bringing authentic and meaningful stories about love between women. I am very impressed with the introduction of the novel you are writing. Each character carries a unique hue, and each chapter is not just a love story, but also reflects the thoughts and emotions that you, as the author, have infused into it. Writing is not always smooth sailing; there may be moments when you feel uncertain, but please remember that beginnings are never easy—they are an important step in the creative journey. Sometimes, the challenges you face can become your greatest source of inspiration. Let those challenges motivate you to reach even further. Support from the reading community is a crucial part of your creative journey. We, the lovers of novels, especially yuri, are always here to encourage and uplift you. Moreover, yuri novels are not just a literary genre; they serve as a bridge connecting hearts. Your stories can provide empathy and comfort to many seeking a model of genuine love. I believe that through your works in the future, many will find joy, hope, and the motivation to live true to themselves. I hope you will keep striving and creating. Let your pen guide readers on wonderful journeys where love and emotions are celebrated. Every story you write has the power to touch souls, and I believe that once more people become familiar with them, they will leave a profound mark on the hearts of readers. Finally, please always believe in yourself and what you are doing. We eagerly await your upcoming works and hope you continue to write, create, and pursue your passion to bring us wonderful pieces that help us explore new facets of love and life. I come from a very distant place and want to send you a little encouragement. It may not be much, but I hope you know that there is a reader who has come here to read what you have written. Thank you! °°°°°°
... Sweat profusely! Brother M, have you become a god... What on earth are the BAU people doing~ Come and save the hero! ! !
This Caiyun Zhuzhu is so bad, it seems that he needs to be trained hard before he becomes honest [angry]
The eldest brother seems to be very conscious of being a vixen.
I forgot the plot, I should have known better than to fatten up [Cracked]
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