What's So Bad About a Female Master?

Being a master is the most dangerous role in the cultivation world. Either your disciple kills you, or they force you into a relationship. Feng Li, the female master of the Danxue Sect: "We're different. I just want to get my disciple A Qiu into bed." A Qiu sighed and took out a Heart-Mending Pill. "Master, you've forgotten to take your medicine again." A Qiu had heard that his master, Feng Li, was once a goddess-like figure in the cultivation world: beautiful and powerful, with countless admirers falling beneath her Violet Lightning Sword. During one battle between immortals and demons, Feng Li reached into the Demon Lord's chest with her bare hand and crushed his heart. The demons retreated, and Feng Li became a legend overnight. But she was also gravely wounded, and all seven emotions and six desires vanished. Only her appetite remained. With all three realms of existence seeming empty to her, she became obsessed with food. She no longer saw good or evil, only whether something tasted good or bad. The goddess became a complete nutcase. Feng Li vanished from the cultivation world and spent her days eating in the mortal realm, having such a good time she forgot all about her sect. The more powerful she was, the less responsible she became, and she let the Danxue Sect decline into a third-rate sect. To restore the Danxue Sect, A Qiu never gave up trying to treat his master. He refined a Heart-Mending Pill to restore her seven emotions and five desires. But the first thing Feng Li regained was love. Her very first thought was to get her disciple into bed... She went from a love-struck lunatic to a doting disciple-obsessed menace, relentlessly flirting with A Qiu. At first, A Qiu refused. Later, in the Mirror of Reincarnation, A Qiu saw the Demon Lord rip open his chest and tear out his own heart with his bare hand. Covered in blood, he smiled and offered his still-warm heart to his master. "You want my heart? Take it. It's been yours all along." In the Mirror of Reincarnation, the Demon Lord had a face identical to A Qiu's. A Qiu: The Demon Lord was me all along! Later, A Qiu went mad cultivating, fell to the demonic path, and became the Demon Lord once more. Feng Li chased after her disciple, sword in hand, entering the demon realm. She killed every demon in her way and fought all the way to the palace. A Qiu sat upon the throne in the main hall. "Master, have you come to kill me, or to cultivate with me?" Feng Li: "You little scoundrel, do I have to choose? Of course I want both!" The demons: "Oh my god, is this really the legendary beacon of righteousness, Great Goddess Feng Li? How is she even crazier than us demons?" A Qiu lashed out with a whip. "Shut up! How dare you gossip about my master!" My upcoming historical romance, The Ming Dynasty's Female Detective, already has a blurb. Interested readers can find it in my author's collection. Here it is: In Qianyu Alley, Chengqing Ward, in eastern Beijing, lives a widow named Lu Shanrou. Both her husbands died one after another, earning her a fearsome reputation as a husband-killer. But she's even more famous for her knack for solving cases. She can solve cases the authorities won't touch, such as determining which of a certain marquis's daughters is the real one, or finding the inheritance a wealthy merchant died without explaining in his will... She can also solve cases the authorities can't crack, such as the murder of a prisoner being escorted out of the capital, or the massacre of a eunuch's entire household... Rumor has it that this charming, flirtatious widow who excels at solving cases is having an affair with the widowed Imperial Guard Captain Wei. Captain Wei thinks: That's not true! But it could be! Theme: Face hardships hand in hand. True love is invincible.