1. At the end of the year, teacher Zhou Xi, who was about to enjoy his winter vacation, unexpectedly traveled through time: he became the master sect in a book on cultivation that is popular in the flower market.
In the book, in addition to the four disciples who have ulterior motives for him, there are also various sect leaders, the Human Emperor, the Demon Lord, the Demon Emperor, the Alien Beasts... And even passers-by, who all want to do unspeakable things to him.
Zhou Xi:……
2. Zhou Xi counted them casually. Good guy, I couldn't even count them with ten fingers.
Looking at this group of evil-minded guys, Zhou Xi is eager to sleep on vacation:
"Ahem, I said, don't go through the process, why don't you guys have a fight?"
"Whoever wins will get it."
In an instant, the color of the world changed, heroes competed with each other, and the three realms continued to fight.
In the meantime, Zhou Xi also sent away the various immortal friends who came to plot and seduce him:
"I don't want those who are less than nine feet tall, I don't want those who are ugly, no, I don't want those who are not big..."
3. In the end, everyone was fighting to the death. Zhou Xi looked at the three remaining candidates but didn't want any of them. He turned around and picked the most ordinary and harmless spiritual attendant beside him——
He has a good-looking face, no background, no secret tragic life experience, and he is not a descendant of any gods or demons. The key is that he has been raised around him since he was a child and knows his roots.
Zhou Xi was satisfied and decided to take Xiao Lingshi to a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters where no one could find him and lie down happily.
As a result, he watched helplessly as the little spirit attendant took out a shiny portable space——
"Master, is this what you are talking about?"
4.
The palace in the space is splendid and magnificent, with carved beams and painted buildings, but there are three characters written on the plaque above the door: Hehuan Palace.
The guild hall in the space has smooth hot springs and rich food, but the gilded plaque at the door reads: Wall X guild hall.
The spaceship windows in the space are bright and clear, and the starry sky is vast, but there is a spacecraft rule hanging in the room: no inhibitors.
Zhou Xi: ... Ouch.
Later, he treated the little spirit with reason and affection, corrected the child's outlook on life, and built a house that was similar to his real home.
Only then did he lie down as he wished——
But in the end, Zhou Xi, who had been carried to bed by Little Lingshi in a daze, couldn't help but grab Lingshi's collar:
"It's okay to lie here, but can you connect me to wifi first-"
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*Cover image source: K, the painter of the past life of Diaxiao, thank you~!
[Reading Tips]
1. An ordinary teacher lies down and is attacked by a small black flower in the portable space. He has been attacked for many years. Sweet text, all with double arrows.
2. Pretending to be good is the best dowry for Xiao Lingshi, but he is also very strong.
3. Occasionally, you talk nonsense, and you don't need to tell me when you abandon the article. Everyone should be happy. After all, our little servants can pretend to be pigs and tigers!
4. Big eyes @oAEentropo, you know, ogling. Welcome to play. Gif
Intention: Take the initiative, face life positively, and find the path that suits you best.