The Holy Monk and It

*Wearing a cassock and holding a Zen staff, he is a monk. Wild and uninhibited, wearing a tiger skirt, this is it. It said: "I seek the Buddha's fate under the Tathagata's seat, and this is my fate for a calamity." When the nine-nine-nine-eighty-one disaster has become a cloud, the master and the apprentice meet again, without the tight band, they still protect each other with their lives time and time again. ——I, Old Sun, have never cared about the right path in the world or killing demons. I just hate those unscrupulous demons and monsters who yearn for Master's blood and Master's flesh day and night. *Irregular little theater: In the Tang Dynasty, there was a sage named Xuanzang, who had white and handsome skin and could live forever if he ate flesh and blood. When the banshees of the three realms heard this, they were ready to take action. However, the holy monk has a yellow-haired monkey monster as his protector, who never leaves his side. The unknown banshee drank two taels of Laobaigan all night, and the wine made her daring. She turned into a beautiful person and captivated the soul. In the temple, the holy monk clasped his palms together and bathed under the green lamp. The demon monkey said: "Master, you have to recite hundreds of lines of Amitabha to drive out Lao Sun's state of mind." The banshee's heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, it turned out to be the rumored demon, what kind of yellow-haired monkey monster? That damn thing is the Monkey King! A thousand years ago, he took a heavy stick and knocked down the boss of the Jade Emperor's family! ! The banshee gritted her teeth and floated away: in this world, only the holy monk could not covet her. What I gain is fatal, what I lose is a blessing! ②The copywriting is not serious, but the main text is very serious ③Spoof series ★Key point: The final article can be continued. Summon me if you want to see it, and I'll continue updating if necessary. ★Probably, I think no one likes to watch hahah master and apprentice Study the scriptures conscientiously and practice reluctantly Intention: Read more and think more