The Entire Jujutsu World Knows the Zenin Clan Head Was Tricked into Marriage

[Content Warnings] 1. The beginning is decent, but the later part isn't good (around the middle, blindly chasing a daily update schedule made the pacing a mess). 2. To trick Naoya into his first time, it's BG at first. Only after that does she drop the act and play GB. This is the first serial I ever finished writing. It has plenty of flaws, but its strengths outweigh them. Anyway, I don't recommend reading it. You can just read the free chapters, though. Please don't flame me. [Cover by Yudan] [When I wrote Chapter One, 5t5 had just joined the dice. All my personal headcanons are unrelated to the original work.] A long time after the jujutsu world's all-out conflict ended, the current head of the Zenin family was about to get married. His bride was the eldest daughter of the Shangchuan family, the legitimate wife he had chosen after carefully weighing all his options: a sheltered young lady living quietly in twenty-first-century Tokyo, with breathtaking looks, impeccable manners, and a meek, obedient disposition. The handsome head of the family believed his fiancée was madly in love with him. If he told her to go east, she wouldn't dare go west; if he asked her to kiss him, she'd come over with her eyes closed. He'd heard she'd even turned down a marriage proposal from 5T5, yet was determined to marry him. It really made a man's vanity swell. As for Shangchuan Mingqita, behind his back, she held her tongue again and again, thinking: Just wait until you've signed the marriage registration. Then I'll teach you how to keep your tail between your legs in the Zenin family. Marriage is one of the most important decisions in life. Whether you choose it or turn it down will affect the next several decades of your life. In the photo circulating on LINE, the eldest daughter of the Shangchuan family wore her hair in a bun and smiled demurely, radiant and graceful as a lily. In the phone albums of 5T5 and Shoko, a girl with short hair from years ago held a baseball bat, fresh from a street fight with a curse, her head and face splattered with blood. 5T5: A woman will go to such lengths just to get married. Shangchuan Mingqita slowly lit a cigarette. Not exactly. I just had to go to such lengths to marry the handsome head of the family. WARNING: 1. GB. The female lead wants to be the husband both in and out of the bedroom, and make the pig her wife. 2. Unstable people, unhealthy relationships. This isn't romance. Trash falls for trash. 3. Second person. [Please add these to your pre-collection list!] 1. [Hunter x Hunter] "How Rude! I'm a Zoldyck Family Dog" What's it like to accidentally reveal early in the story that you know what kind of rules Alluka has? I only let it slip while playing word-chain, but somehow Hisoka told Illumi everything... And now a top assassin whose hourly rate has more digits than I can count has specifically come to kill me and silence me. I don't want to die. My only way out should be the legendary "becoming family." But there wasn't enough time, and we were in the wrong place. I couldn't get to Kukuroo Mountain to ask if they had one of those popular "bride selections" going on. "Does Kikyo count as family?" "I suppose so." Great. Clever me had found a sliver of hope. "Then from now on, I'm the young master's dog!" That's me for you. If I called myself a lackey, I'd at most join the Zoldyck family's butler team, and I'd still die. But by lowering myself to the status of a dog, I could be on equal footing with Mike and become "family"! Illumi nodded. "Fine. Then let's start training. You need to reach at least Mike's level before you can work." I forgot that even Mike had to work in this family. "Oh, and you'll give me seventy percent of your future income." I'm so grateful the young master is leaving me the other thirty percent. "My training courses are very expensive. If you don't do well, or your overall abilities never reach the desired level and your future income isn't impressive, then I'm the one who loses out." "You've only lost your independent personality, while I have to take on all the risks and responsibility for raising you. However you look at it, I'm the one getting the raw end of the deal." "You're the one who's coming out ahead." ...Quick, thank the young master already!!! 2. [Jujutsu Kaisen] "It All Started When My Creditor Came Back from the Dead Years Later" The year I dropped out of school and ended up on the streets, I had no choice but to borrow twenty million from a horse-racing addict who was great at making money. Later, I heard he'd lost a fight with a student from Jujutsu High and died. Naturally, I stopped paying the debt. I never expected my creditor to catch me on the streets of Tokyo ten years later, back from the dead. Once the interest had compounded, I owed Fushiguro Toji three hundred million. With no other way to pay off this enormous debt, I set my sights on my lover. His name was Zenin Naoya. He used to be the young master of a wealthy family, but after his clan fell into ruin, the young master of another family, who was now its head, confined him to the rear compound in the role of the official wife, humiliating him by treating him as a woman, on top of all the evil he'd done. Me: Here's the plan. I'll seduce him, you kidnap him, then he'll come save him, and in the end we'll make them pay ransom. That'll get us three hundred million, right? Creditor: Sure. So, under the cover of a dark and windy night, I climbed over the high walls and low trees and snuck off to find my lover. Have you ever seen the rear compound of the Gojo estate at three in the morning? I have. Because I slept with Satoru Gojo's wife, and he hung me from a tree and beat me. 3. [Jujutsu Kaisen Crossover] "My Cursed Technique Gets People Killed" When I enrolled, Gojo Satoru asked if I was blind because I wore a blindfold. I shot back, "Are you blind too, since you wear sunglasses?" I told people my cursed technique caused indirect harm: if anyone made eye contact with me, someone would die, so I had to wear a blindfold at all times. Gojo Satoru went, "Huh?" and asked if I dared to see whose eyes were stronger, his Six Eyes or mine. I said, forget it, forget it. A week after I enrolled, two pregnant men showed up in Shoko's dorm room. Satoru: I only wanted to play a prank. Who knew she wouldn't wear her blindfold to bed? I just happened to see her open eyes. Suguru: I was just standing outside keeping watch. Who knew I'd hear a scream and just happen to see her eyes when she came out? Me: ...All I have to do is make eye contact to get someone pregnant. Me: You just had to see what was under the blindfold, didn't you?! Me: Anyway, Shoko, I'm counting on you! Use "Crazy Diamond" to give them an abortion. Shoko didn't just slam the door. She took a photo of us, too. Everyone at school, all few of them, found out that I'd gotten two men pregnant in a single morning. Later, one day, we ran into a man with a scar at the corner of his mouth. Me: Suguru, Satoru, you two go on ahead. I'll hold him off. I took off my blindfold and concentrated my cursed energy in my eyes, planning to make the guy carry a baby for ten months right there on the spot. Suguru and Satoru: Wait, let us look one more time. Me: ? As it turned out, Heavenly Restriction made him immune to my cursed technique and protected him from getting pregnant. At last, I'd found a man I could make eye contact with as much as I wanted without taking responsibility! "Oh? So you don't care about the men who've already gotten pregnant by you?" Me: ...Actually, I'm a one-man woman. Theme: Evil gets its comeuppance from evil.