Jujutsu Kaisen: Fake Sukuna, Real Yuji

Ugh... You probably won't believe me, but just hear me out. I'm Yuji, a seventeen-year-old upstanding actor in the prime of his youth. After one wrap party, I let my guard down and failed to dodge in time, and then I transmigrated... And, as luck would have it, I transmigrated into the JJK production I had just wrapped up. All I can say is that JJK, a "realistic drama" marketed as a bright and uplifting shonen series, is absolutely, completely, utterly the worst production to transmigrate into! (And besides, the characters in the show are based on the real names of the people involved in the production!) I played both the lead and the big boss in that production, okay?! What on earth am I supposed to do after transmigrating into it? Your boy Yuji is crying with his hands on his hips.jpg And sure, you can make me transmigrate, but couldn't you at least pick a better character for me...? I'm not demanding the lead role (I don't want it, either), but don't stick me with the big boss right away! (Even if I played the big boss, I don't want to become this creepy old bastard...!) At least give me a combination of the two, or something! Wouldn't it be great if I became the real-world King of Curses Yuji...? How am I supposed to fool "myself"? Do I just tell him, "I'm not the big boss, I'm you!"? What kind of nonsense is that? You've got to be kidding me... Sigh... The sighing is a cry from Yuji, who transmigrated after the production wrapped. Yuji, who played both the lead and the big boss: Thanks for asking. I'm in the kitchen, thinking about life right now. ① As always, this is a no-outline product of my imagination. It's a wildly unrestrained crack fic full of OOC characters (?). ② Yuji's setting is that JJK exists in the real world. (The JJK production is an adaptation based on reality.) (A bit of a mouthful, hahaha.) ③ This probably won't follow the original plot too closely. There will be all kinds of unreasonable headcanons, so I recommend just switching your brain off, like talking about the brain itself (what? Mainly, I'm too scared of Gege's knives and haven't read the manga...) ④ There will be the side pairing Geto x Gojo x Geto (switch), and Yuji x Tora in this story (does that count as selfcest?). ⑤ Unless something unexpected happens, the villains will also be based on people from the real-world production. I'm writing this with the idea of no angst and no young bloodshed in mind, so you should get the gist of what kind of crack comedy this is supposed to be (?). ⑥ My writing is at an elementary-school level, so please don't flame me if you don't like it, mwah. Although the blurb is in first person, the main story is in third person. Theme: A nonsensical crack fic gone off the rails (probably?)