Jujutsu Kaisen: Sukuna Is Just Playing Himself

As a thousand-year-old King of Curses whose body was still in peak condition and whose blade had never dulled, Ryomen Sukuna truly felt the full force of the Three Great Families' malice today. It all began on a certain day in a certain month of a certain year. The three heads of the Three Great Families came rushing toward Sukuna that morning with the same fierce urgency as anime fans staying up all night for a new episode, latecomers making a last-second dash through the school gate, or hardcore gamers grinding through the night to become gods. They were determined to take him away, while all Sukuna wanted was to go outside for some fresh air. At that moment, one kind and amiable old man vanished from this world. At that moment, one sinister soul, whose smile could send people straight to their graves, vanished from that world. And it all began on a bright and sunny morning... Bystander: What were your thoughts when you transmigrated to this world? Sukuna (gazing up at the sky at a 45-degree angle): Thanks for asking. The heads of the Three Great Families are all dishonorable bastards. The heads of the Three Great Families: Whatever, whatever. We young people were willing to play dirty just for this moment. Have a nice trip! 1. This whole story is me letting loose. It's everyday life, it's out of character, and it's mainly for laughs! 2. The earlier chapters were written before I read the manga, so there are lots of original interpretations. But everyone's treated with kindness! May happiness come to everyone. 3. At its core, this is an all-loving, no-romance story about the old man enjoying his retirement, with villains getting dumbed down and a best-friends focus. (That means there's an implied Geto-Gojo or Gojo-Geto side pairing, but it's mostly comedy, with more focus on their friendship. I don't write romantic couple moments; I prefer happy family scenes! For example, the Death Painting Wombs and Itadori, or the Zenin twins. There will be original interpretations to boost everyone's strength. It's all in service of everyday life!) 4. The parallel world with the well-adjusted old man is a parallel world within a parallel world, so the original old man barely appears. (He does! That's when we get to torment him... well, yes!) 5. The well-adjusted old man is a homebody King of Curses who loves tinkering with little inventions for the Jujutsu Society. After arriving in the original world, he's immediately forced to get to work and is still at it. 6. About updates: If you leave comments and interact with me, I'll update more often. Feel free to tell me what you'd like to see. If it's interesting, I'll take it on board. (You can suggest prompts or ideas, but I'm not online very often.) I won't abandon the story, but updates will come when they come! I will finish it! 7. Please don't leave nasty comments if it's not your thing. Thanks for reading! I hope you have a happy day, every day! Theme: Gege Akutami, who exactly have you ever done right by?! Gege Akutami, I hate you!