[This is the author's first novel, and the writing is clumsy with a messy plot. Please be gentle. If you find it uncomfortable, stop reading at once.]
The preorder for my other novel is open next door~ If you're interested, take a look~ "Beautiful Male Insect, Livestreaming Online": Come watch a pretty male insect clumsily raise a baby!
A no-strings-attached comedy blurb, version one:
One day, five-year-old An'an woke up as a chubby little baby who could do nothing but bawl!
Waaahhh~
The poor baby had wound up in a new home, a shabby little wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere, with hardly another soul around. At night, unknown beasts could always be heard howling outside~
The chubby baby was so frightened that he clung to his female parent's arms, trembling and whimpering. He was terrified a beast would snatch him away in its jaws while he slept!
His female parent worked hard to earn money to raise him, and always came home injured.
Then, one day, his female parent went out to earn money and returned gravely wounded. He lay in bed, unconscious for a long time! And the family had run out of water, food, and medicine!
What should the baby do, now that they were facing a survival crisis?!! Asking for help online!!
It's urgent!!!
But what else could he do? Make do, of course!
The frightened and aggrieved baby held back his tears, slung a shabby little bag over his back, picked up a big waterskin, and left the cabin alone for the first time.
He stumbled along, turning back every few steps.
As the cabin grew farther and farther away, the baby finally couldn't hold back his tears. Crying as he walked, he headed into the strange and dangerous forest.
Waaahhh~
It's so hard being a baby...
Blurb, version two:
In his previous life, An'an was abandoned by his heartless parents on a freezing snowy night because of his congenital heart disease. Though An'an grew up in an orphanage, he still longed for parents who would love him.
But an accident brought his short life to a permanent end when he was just five years old.
Unexpectedly, when An'an woke up one day, he had a female parent who loved him dearly! Their life was hard, but the days spent being doted on and indulged by his female parent were happy and carefree!
But happy times never last.
One day, when Ji En was in his teens, his powerful and loving female parent was framed by another insect and fell into a pool of blood in the fighting arena. He never came back.
Not only that, the cozy little home Ji En and his female parent had shared was burned to the ground, and Ji En was forced to flee from pursuers of unknown identity...
Ji En fought back his tears, hatred surging in his eyes as he took one last look at the place they had once called home. Then, stumbling along, he began his life on the run.
As he went through all this, the prosperous empire's corruption and dark side gradually came into view. Ji En discovered that the empire's treatment of male insects was not as bright and glorious as it seemed...
A good-for-nothing, naive gong in the early stages who grows strong and level-headed later x a cool, loyal shou with formidable combat skills (Ji En x Mi Qier)
Reader's Guide:
◆ [Important warning] The author is a mess. I'm writing without an outline and have gone off the planned main plot. This is not a sweet, feel-good story about a baby adored by everyone. The baby's life is, well, pretty hard. It's all the author's fault. (Please forgive me.)
◆ At first, female parent Dai Si dotes on Ji En and keeps him innocent and naive for two reasons: to conceal his identity, and because she loves him so much and is afraid he'll get hurt.
◆ The gong grows up from infancy, and the shou appears much later! (Really, much later.) The gong is weak at first, but steadily grows stronger and becomes formidable in the middle and later stages.
◆ The shou is quite young and hasn't been through much. He's not particularly strong in terms of intelligence, influence, or mental fortitude. Readers hoping for a traditionally powerful and reliable insect general shou may be disappointed. Neither the gong nor the shou is perfect.
◆ Pregnancy and childbirth in the middle and later stages. The shou dotes on the gong at first, and later they dote on each other.
In a nutshell:
This is probably the story of a weak little nobody who faces one hardship after another and gradually grows into a king who has both beauty and strength!
Preorder blurb for "Beautiful Male Insect, Livestreaming Online"!
Recently, a new streamer joined the lifestyle section of the livestreaming platform, and he was something else. He kept messing up cooking and housework, and even managed to make an egg explode while trying to boil it.
Watching the female insect flounder on screen,
Netizens: [Old man looking at phone on subway.jpg]
Help, housework is a required class for female insects at school. How can this newbie be so hopeless if he attended even one lesson?!
And in this day and age, with livestreaming rules well established and all the streamers showing their faces, it was even stranger that this newcomer had covered his face with a sticker.
Netizens complained, telling the streamer to remove the sticker. They'd accept it even if he was ugly.
But the streamer shook his head and said hesitantly, "I'm so good-looking, I'm afraid I'll scare you."
Netizens: Huh? What kind of delusional insect says something like that?
The netizens got excited and were determined to see the streamer's "world-famous beauty."
Before long, one netizen dug up an old rule from the livestreaming platform.
If you tipped a certain amount, the top donor had the right to tear off the streamer's sticker.
That night, amid a dazzling shower of fireworks from the tips, a delicate, stunning, flawless face suddenly appeared before everyone's eyes.
Netizens: !!! A male insect?!
Nai Wei, who lived on a remote planet, was an ordinary F-grade male insect. Like most low-ranking male insects, Nai Wei was timid, fragile, and prone to crying.
The one thing that set him apart was his gorgeous face, which was completely at odds with his rank and personality.
Nai Wei thought he was happy. Though his life was poor, he had a female consort who loved and doted on him, and a baby about to hatch!
Until one day, his female consort went hunting and never came back.
Nai Wei waited at home with the egg in his arms. He waited and waited, until he had nearly cried himself dry, but his female consort was still nowhere to be found.
Remembering that his amnesiac female consort had once hesitantly said he thought he lived on the capital planet, Nai Wei looked at the egg growing larger in his arms and, for the first time in his life, made a bold decision through his tears.
He sold his house and belongings, and spent all his savings on a ticket to the capital planet.
He would take the egg and find his female consort!
But when Nai Wei, a country insect carrying a big bag and holding the egg, arrived on the capital planet, its exorbitant prices left him stunned. He looked at the mere 200 star coins he had left and fell into thought.
Theme: Life doesn't always go smoothly. When faced with hardship and setbacks, we must stay determined and meet them head-on!
Damn, why did you change the cover? The original one is actually quite nice.
I'm here to review it again, hehe
"Jean's pupils shrank" gave the author a big bug ~
This should be Wright
The content of this chapter is the same as Chapter 21, but my phone is stuck.
Big, I don't know how to put it, I prefer Jean's childhood sweetheart. I think Angus has too many concerns about Jean's love. I can't feel Angus' strong love for Jean, but I have a good impression of Jean's childhood sweetheart because I feel He must be willing to sacrifice his life for Jean. Of course, if he doesn't know that Jean is a male insect, he may regard Jean as a relative. But in the big writing, I feel his urgency to get Jean back, and his desire to protect Jean. Please give it a try and update it.
Come on, I want to see Jean's childhood sweetheart~
Where's Gene's childhood sweetheart?
I want to ask where is Gene's childhood sweetheart?
Wow, is Angus the male protagonist? What about that little female insect from before?
I blindly guess that the so-called male worm paradise is a place where male worms are controlled. They have no freedom in life and will be forcibly sexually assaulted by powerful females. They may even have their blood drawn for research or made into high-grade soothing agents and sold for money.
Damn, why did you change the cover? The original one is actually quite nice.
I'm here to review it again, hehe
"Jean's pupils shrank" gave the author a big bug ~ This should be Wright
The content of this chapter is the same as Chapter 21, but my phone is stuck.
Big, I don't know how to put it, I prefer Jean's childhood sweetheart. I think Angus has too many concerns about Jean's love. I can't feel Angus' strong love for Jean, but I have a good impression of Jean's childhood sweetheart because I feel He must be willing to sacrifice his life for Jean. Of course, if he doesn't know that Jean is a male insect, he may regard Jean as a relative. But in the big writing, I feel his urgency to get Jean back, and his desire to protect Jean. Please give it a try and update it.
Come on, I want to see Jean's childhood sweetheart~
Where's Gene's childhood sweetheart?
I want to ask where is Gene's childhood sweetheart?
Wow, is Angus the male protagonist? What about that little female insect from before?
I blindly guess that the so-called male worm paradise is a place where male worms are controlled. They have no freedom in life and will be forcibly sexually assaulted by powerful females. They may even have their blood drawn for research or made into high-grade soothing agents and sold for money.