What's the Point of a Pretty Support? [Esports]

Younger, devoted top x older, beautiful bottom. A reverse hunting strategy: he personally reels in his husband. Blurb: MST's manager once had this conversation with Jiang Ye, a rookie ADC trying out during the transfer period: MST Manager: Our team has been around for ten years. We've got plenty of funding, a solid foundation, experienced management, and a serious attitude toward the game! Jiang Ye: But your team hasn't made it to Worlds in three years. MST Manager: ... MST Manager: Your support, Xie Qimian, has been playing professionally for five years. He's experienced and seasoned. He'll have no trouble guiding a rookie like you! Jiang Ye: But you've had him benched for two whole seasons. Does he even remember how to play on stage? MST Manager: ... MST Manager: Your support is handsome! Jiang Ye: What good is a handsome support? MST Manager: ... Later In the livestream chat, a hater posts: [Xie Qimian only won the championship because of his face. Esports is about skill. What's the use of a handsome support?] Jiang Ye: He can get a husband. Chat: [???] Xie Qimian takes a leisurely sip of warm water beside him. “God Ye, bring me a plate of strawberries.” The stone-faced champion ADC gazes at Xie Qimian's collarbone, his Adam's apple bobbing. “C-coming...” Game setting: LoL Game version: The author's version. I made it all up. No real-life inspiration. Don't read into it. Blurb dated March 11, 2021. Screenshot saved. Coming Soon Coming Soon 1: [I Picked Up a Husband in the Apocalypse] Please, everyone, add it to your collections! Kisses! Disaster strikes. A zombie virus breaks out, and the world humanity depends on is reduced to scorched earth. In this dog-eat-dog hell, Nan Sang is despised because all he knows how to do is pick up trash, and becomes a scavenger at the very bottom of society. Until one day, people discover that the trash he picks up... no, the men he picks up, all turn out to be Top research scientists, mercenary captains, the military's highest-ranking commanders... And every one of them is fighting to form a marriage pact with Nan Sang?! Now, even the robotic dogs by the roadside roll over and bark when they see Nan Sang: Please take me in, QAQ! Nan Sang rubs his belly. “...I suppose I could. Your parts look delicious.” Robodog: “Woof?” Run! Someone's abusing a robot puppy! - Nan Sang wakes up amid a field of ruins, with no one around. Having lost his memories and survival skills, he can only make a living by scavenging. In his first month, he finds a moldy piece of bread and eats it. He doesn't die. In his tenth month, he finds a bottle of soda with a production date fifty years ago and drinks it. He doesn't die. In his thirteenth month, he finds an adult Alpha. He almost dies. The Alpha he picks up has a handsome face and is called Zhou Zhuo. Zhou Zhuo: “You smell like me.” Nan Sang: “But, sir, I'm just an ordinary scavenger.” Zhou Zhuo: “A scavenger?” Nan Sang: “Someone who picks up trash.” Zhou Zhuo: “What kind of trash do you usually pick up?” Nan Sang: “Anything. Old metal, poisonous mushrooms... people like you.” Zhou Zhuo: “?” Later, Zhou Zhuo holds the other's chin and insists on getting an answer: “What am I to you?” Nan Sang stammers: “Like a dog... something I picked up...” Zhou Zhuo: “Hm?” A status has to be earned, so Zhou Zhuo immediately puts that into practice. The next morning, Zhou Zhuo asks the person beside him, “What am I to you?” Half-asleep, Nan Sang mumbles, “Something I picked up... a dog... husband...” Zhou Zhuo: “?” That's about right, but not quite. Outwardly abstinent but secretly flirtatious top Zhou Zhuo x war-machine, violent beauty bottom Nan Sang The bottom is a bionic robot, and the top is human (though he sometimes acts like he isn't). More or less a brainless romance wearing the guise of a leveling-up power fantasy (?) No puppy abuse (and no robot puppy abuse either). The blurb was just joking. ABO, wasteland, sci-fi, and apocalypse elements. Coming Soon 2: [Top-Tier Green Tea Transmigrates into His Own Fill-in-the-Blank World] An Jiu is always ready with an answer, and lately he's been obsessed with answering fill-in-the-blank questions online. 1. In a groveling-for-love story, you're the cannon-fodder lackey of the villainous white moonlight. When the hero, the heroine, and the white moonlight are caught in a love-triangle showdown, and you're asked to frame the protagonist, you should ______ Netizen: Turn against them immediately and become a beacon of justice! An Jiu: Let out a little cry and fall limply against the hero. Netizen: ??? An Jiu: I'm here to join this family, sob. The next second, he appears in the hero's arms... 2. You're a nobody in the entertainment industry, a bit-part actor in countless serious dramas. After a wrap party, you accidentally end up in the bed of an award-winning actor. The next morning, you wake up naked beside him. You should ______ Netizen: Leave a hundred yuan and tell him it's payment for sex! An Jiu: Feel him up and see if he's big. Netizen: ??? An Jiu: Let's just say, we absolutely won't have a dickless conversation, sob. The next second, he appears in the award-winning actor's bed... 3. In an ABO world, you're a Beta who can't have children. Out of jealousy toward the world's most precious Omega, you forcibly take his top-tier Alpha. On your wedding night, the Alpha comes at you with a knife, ready to kill you. What do you do? ______ Netizen: This time, you can act like a white lotus! An Jiu: Tug the chain on the wall and say, “Baby, you're wild.” Netizen: ??? An Jiu: If you're going for thrills, you have to see it through, sob. The next second, a chain appears in his hand... Theme: The crown rests atop a throne of thorns