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In the live broadcast room of young anchor Qu Yi, there is a resident benefactor who clicked in because of the live broadcast title [Don't click in].
There are only three things in the daily life of the gold lord Baba - lying on the chicken, lying on the corpse, and lying on the top of the list of gifts, the kind that glitters with gold.
The dishes must be magnanimous and the trenches must be true.
Qu Yi and Ba Ba chatted about the stars and the moon, from extreme drug running to pressing the gun line, from meeting each other late to talking about everything.
Qu Yi: Ba Ba, you are quite talented at eating chicken!
Ba Ba: Not bad, a little better than 2UTen's captain Jin Yuan.
Qu Yi: I think Jin Yuan talks too much and is too handsome. At first glance, he doesn't look like a serious professional player.
Ba Ba: Yes, he is very handsome.
Later——
As soon as Qu arrived at the competition, he habitually called Ba Ba to give him a shout.
Three seconds later, he heard the coach's voice urging him to play through the receiver.
Qu Yi:? ? ?
This 2UTen match couldn't be more exciting. After the game, Jin Yuan held the trophy and accurately found Qu Yi from the crowd.
The host asked him what he thought of himself.
He said: I, Jin Yuan, am a professional player who talks too much and has a handsome face that makes me look unseemly.
Qu Yi: Who are you? ? ? ? ? ?
Food guide:
*The tyrant rogue professional player attacks the cute little anchor
*Ba Ba=Dad, the core values of socialism are in my heart,
*With anti-theft turned on, it is not easy to create. I hope everyone will support the genuine version and bow.
This article is also known as "Shock!" I'm your fan but you're my crush? ! "Be good, let's dominate the HE with the golden king" "On how to scientifically raise a sand sculpture son" "Dash of Love"
——Advance collection of "What's the use of good-looking assistants [E-Sports]"——
Fishing for beauties, reverse hunting rules, and induce X-year attacks.
The MST manager said that during the transfer period, there was a conversation like this when trying out new ADC Jiang Ye:
MST Manager: Our team is a ten-year-old team with sufficient funds, deep foundation, mature management, and correct gaming attitude!
Jiang Ye: But your team has not entered the World Championship in three years.
MST manager:……
MST Manager: Your assistant Xie Mianqi is a five-year-old player with a lot of experience. There will be no problem in leading a newcomer like you!
Jiang Ye: But he has been put on the water cooler by you for two seasons. Does he still have the game feel?
MST manager:……
MST Manager: Your assistant looks good!
Jiang Ye: What's the use of being a good-looking assistant?
MST manager:……
Later——
In the live broadcast room, Danmu Heizi said: [Xie Mianqi became the champion with his face. E-sports prowess speaks for itself. What's the use of being good-looking as an assistant?
Jiang Ye: I will have a husband.
Barrage: [? ? ?
Xie Mianqi slowly took a sip of warm water by the side: Ye Shen, bring me a plate of strawberries.
The cold-faced champion ADC looked at the strawberry on Xie Mianqi's collarbone, his Adam's apple rolling: Come on, come on...
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