What Should I Do If a Yandere Won't Leave Me Alone?

What do you do when a yandere gets obsessed with you? Give them a couple of beatings, and they'll behave. That's what Baiye Wuli, a seasoned yandere survivor, says. But what kind of inhumane idea is it to make a socially anxious person act like a yandere? Wuli is quietly protesting to the System again today. What kind of yandere do you like? I've got all kinds! A delusional yandere who suddenly appears on the streets of Yokohama, with the power to turn fantasies into reality. The "harmless" type and the manipulative type: twins who've just started at Tokyo Jujutsu High. A stalking type who moves to Ikebukuro to gather and handle information. An elimination type and an attack type assigned to handle overseas operations. Years after last seeing his adoptive father, the man suddenly drops dead. Wuli, a hardcore shut-in, suddenly takes over a distillery full of counterfeit liquor and quietly opens the yandere secret identity System that appeared out of nowhere not long ago. He puts on a secret identity and pretends he's playing a full-dive game as he starts managing the dilapidated distillery. This world is so cold and unreasonable. The only warmth he has is from Uncle Gin, who's worked tirelessly for the distillery for as long as Wuli can remember. (Fake crying.) P.S. Wuli isn't truly socially anxious. A genuinely socially anxious person couldn't act like a yandere. He's just a shut-in who's too lazy to go out and a drama queen who loves stirring up trouble. P.P.S. No secret identities will be exposed. The yandere secret identities won't be exposed. Seriously. Anyway, I came up with this story after staying up late and accidentally giving myself a level-ten concussion. It has no deeper meaning, so just enjoy it. Cherish life and love living. This is an old, embarrassing work, so consider this a warning before you dive in. I wrote it before my writing matured. Thanks to all my angels who've supported me all this time. [This book is complete! Check out my new spin-off, a COC tabletop RPG story with an infinite number of secret identities, The Daily Life of a Big Shot Tormented by Secret Identities (I may have crammed in a few too many elements). If you're interested, take a look! ο(=·ω<=)☆kira] [Also recommending a sweet little story by my friend: That Rabbit Is Fierce by Shan Nai. Lop-eared rabbit + Night Raid rabbit^0^~ Come cuddle the adorable bunny!] Theme: Cherish life and love living.