[Next up, I suddenly really want to write a gacha story =w= Check out my upcoming novel, The SSR Luckiest One Dropped from the Sky~]
Tang Nian played a game about raising fluffy little creatures.
The promotional art showed all kinds of fluffballs: a beautiful, gentle sika deer, a fierce and dependable white tiger, and an adorable little fat bird. But the very first day, all he got was a black kitten with a terrifying scowl.
This game was a total scam.
But that kitten looked fierce, yet fed fruit to its human.
It got embarrassed and angry all the time, but awkwardly let its human pet its tail.
It got jealous easily and was possessive, but it was shy, easy to coax, and incredibly good at providing for the household!
His cat was so adorable!!!
But nobody told Tang Nian that his adorable, capable, thoughtful kitty could turn into a human and propose to him, too??
The young man had a cool, handsome face, but one heart-shaped bubble after another floated above his head as he calmly said, "Please marry me."
Dazed, Tang Nian logged off the game and decided to take two days to clear his head.
Then his attempt to clear his head went terribly wrong.
Starships gathered in the sky, ferocious beasts roared.
Weapons capable of blasting ten planets to smithereens blotted out the heavens.
The smiling aliens spoke pleasantly: "Don't be afraid. We're only looking for our empress."
Humanity, convinced the aliens were invading Blue Star, thrown into panic and chaos, and sending negotiators out overnight: ?
He had only updated his game and been forced offline for a few days.
But when Tang Nian woke up to find the world turned upside down and switched on the TV, he saw the evening news nervously reading out a "missing person notice." He looked up and saw familiar NPCs A, B, C, D, and E
Tang Nian: eyes wide with shock.
*
Alfred had always been cold and distant.
Nobody liked him, and as it happened, he didn't like anyone, either.
Until one day, his spirit animal went through a rebellious phase, ran away from home, and even found him a wife.
Forced to share all its memories, the emperor listened night after night to one "baby" after another, and endured one kiss after another. Under the sweet, tender onslaught of a human's countless "You're so cute, I love you so much," his face slowly turned red.
He decided to find that person.
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Everyone across the stars knew the people of the Rosemoon Empire were naturally brutal and lacking in emotion.
Though their empire had a name as lovely as a rose, all they ever smelled was the smoke of war.
And the empire's greatest ruler, His Majesty, notorious as a tyrant, was so vicious that his name was feared across the universe.
Until one day, on a program that suddenly became a hit,
everyone across the stars saw
that cold and ruthless ruler who dominated the universe, expressionless as he let a stranger touch his tail.
Everyone who knew what tail-touching meant in the Rosemoon Empire: !!!
H-how can you openly harass someone in public!!!
A bright, lively, adorable little angel X a cat emperor who holds himself to double standards, top
Upcoming novel: The SSR Luckiest One Dropped from the Sky
In a world centered around gacha, other people get terrible pulls and beg their cards for mercy.
Gu Xiao gets ten lucky pulls out of ten, and has to make a limited-edition rulebook to keep his luck from going overboard.
A new world, the same old troubles of being lucky.
[First: Being strong doesn't matter. Just survive.]
[Second: What you're good at doesn't matter. Just look good.]
[Third: Be obedient and sweet, and know how to act cute, like this ovo~]
"The Chosen answer the call and come."
And so: the ruler of hell spread wings that blotted out the sky, the unspeakable lurked quietly outside the box, and the Elven King stood in everlasting glory.
Only when they were being pounded into the ground did people learn that, yes, the world really did have something called a lucky player.
Everyone: (weeping) Gu Xiao, you bastard, you were totally pretending
Gu Xiao, who sincerely just wanted to slack off: ???
The lucky player didn't know that everything came at a price.
And every SSR card he drew was seriously afflicted with
[EXTREME ROMANTIC OBSESSION].
The moment the indescribable god descended, sanity points plummeted. In front of the whole universe, this legendary, terrifying SSR knelt on one knee before him, expressionless:
"Master, want to date?"
And the origin of all things, his newest draw, rudely kicked aside his rival and the troublesome hell dragon.
With a languid, sleepy look, it held out a little hand to him. "Kisses, hugs, and being lifted up high give me the energy to fight."
Gu Xiao: ... (closes his eyes and chooses death)
That moment became the most mortifying scene in history. His embarrassment reached new heights, and the Star Network crashed.
#WillDatingYourCardsMakeYouLuckier# shot straight to the top of trending.
The image was Gu Xiao, looking calm, as n SSRs proposed to him.
A million fans pleaded for Papa Gu to teach them how to pull cards.
*
They are the blades that make you invincible.
They are also terrifying monsters whose demands never end.
Master, we answer your call, fight your battles, and bow before you.
You are the one and only king in this world.
*
And Gu Xiao had no choice but to grit his teeth and add to the rulebook:
[Last, and most importantly:]
[NO. DATING. ALLOWED!!!]
#IOnlyWantToBeYourDadNotToCatchFeelingsForYou#
#StillStrugglingInTheHaremFromHellToday#
Theme: Love and hope endure forever.
It's finally finished~Thank you for everyone's support~Read more about the follow-up articles: "Treating the Horrible Boss as a Paper Man" and "European Emperor SSR"! The text of the follow-up article is as follows: "After treating the scary boss as a paper man" Tang Ruo raised a group of cubs. Number 1 is a poor campus kid, shy, sensitive and slender Number 2 is the little girl who was bullied, and she is so small that it makes people feel sad. No. 3 Is a lost cub who has nothing, is clumsy and paranoid... The cubs are weak, helpless and pitiable. Walking alone in the world with expressionless faces, there is only malice surrounding them. Tang Ruo hugged them: "Don't cry." ——No one believes you, I believe you. No one loves you, I love you. Dedicate all the best in the world to the cutest you. "Become a brave and powerful adult." Zaizai will keep this in mind and give full play to it—— His appearance is impeccable and his fearsomeness is unquestionable. Bosses with exquisite faces bring death with a careless smile. The flower of evil, which grows out of sins, is a natural predictor of rebellion. Being cute and harmless is just an illusion used by evil spirits to confuse their beloved prey. Until Tang Ruo traveled to the terrifying space. Number 1 is the evil god who does whatever he wants, Number 2 is the most terrifying ghost, Number 3 is the cold high priest who treats everything like a rotten dog... Tang Ruo (hesitating):...? You seem familiar. The cubs who are happily walking through the plot with their butcher knives:!!! Dear, please listen to my explanation! QWQ Players who are being hunted: Bah! Horror games also have connections! Dog competition! "... I heard that you went dark after I disappeared?" Villains:...QAQ Minecraft is a management and collection card game In addition to his beloved Zaizai, there is also the kind housekeeper and the lovely Granny Baozi. Everyone in Kajian is in love with each other. I just don't know why, but Tang Ruo can't draw new cards more and more. "Is it cursed by luck?" Until one day, he saw his cubs, expressionlessly leading them all to find trouble, pressing all the newcomers who wanted to enter the card pool to the ground and threatening them darkly: "Don't come, there is no room for anyone else in this family, do you understand?" Tang Ruo: ... It seems that the culprit of the non-chieftains has been found.
Ah ah ah what, the main text will be finished tomorrow? It's too fast, I haven't seen enough qaq yet. I have an extra idea for more than ten chapters...
What will be the consequences of being dishonest every year? Of course it's two buns sandwiched with cheese~ (verb)
Alfred, the name came out!!! It was only a matter of time before Nian Nian knew that he was the emperor. Ouch!!!!!!!
So short! I thought there would be a plot where rua cats beat rua cats hard
It's over. It's a silly little sweet story. The ending looks good. I really like this. It's sweet and not cruel.
You should also take care of yourself. I have to say it again. I have an extra idea worth tens of thousands of words...
It's not enough (paralyzed), it's big, it's almost Chinese New Year, you can add more.
Woohoo, the follow-up is great, I seem to be waiting for the follow-up
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no wedding extra story?! Variety shows and life are all arranged for me.